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Old 02-15-2008, 02:32 AM   #1
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Default the negativity thread

be as negative as you'd like to be in this thread. and lets have it be longer than the positivity thread that will subsequently be created by some faggot.

i pissed blood today

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 02:33 AM   #2
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you pissed blood because god knows he fucked up when he made you

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 02:34 AM   #3
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there's a black hooker chopped up inside the trunk of my car.

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 02:53 AM   #4
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I wanna kill death

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 03:31 AM   #5
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Well, they're lazy good for nothin' tricksters... crack-smokin' swindlers! Big butt havin', wide nose, breathin' all the white man's air!

(I've written six books, they've published four.)

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 03:34 AM   #6
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it's a fucking gorgeous day outside while I'm trapped in the office for another 3 hours so I hope it starts raining meteors and poison darts on the people out there enjoying the sunshine

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 04:11 AM   #7
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i'm glad john is pissing blood

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 06:00 AM   #8
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fuck this thread

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 06:01 AM   #9
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i can smell your cunt, bardy.

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 06:02 AM   #10
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what the hell you dutch freak you should contribute more

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 06:02 AM   #11
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great way to fuck up my post D. you subhuman guard of nothing worthwhile

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 06:03 AM   #12
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subhuman guard of nothing worthwhile


i mean...uh...if you were dying of thirst, i would shove sand so far down your throat you'd shit glass.

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 06:05 AM   #13
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Four out of five of the similar threads ended with a tableflaw... just saying.

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 11:28 AM   #14
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the bulldyke faggot who ends up doing that needs to have a neck tie made out of a strip of flesh the length of his arm.

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 04:37 PM   #15
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Oh fuck off Nimrod.
It doesn't matter if you have Firefox, it still comes up. That and the stupid "YOU'VE BEEN SELECTED FOR A FREE IPOD" sound. I can't even get NoScript to block everything.
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shut the fuck up
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nobody cares bitch
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kristin, clear your pm's, i can't reply.

and shut the fuck up to anyone who says i'm stalking her.
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Man, shut the fuck up.
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hey that was almost funny

nah
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Fuck off.
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Fuck you man.
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You poor baby.
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oh fuck off nimrod.
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fuck you julio
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Man, why are you such a prick all the time? Get off my balls already.
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No, it's not. It sucks, and so do you.
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shut up

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no, you're just annoying, go away
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Shut the fuck up bardy.
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bardy, shut the fuck up. Go dig up some rocks
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Fuck you julio
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bardy sux
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I think he's a pussy.
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you guys are fags. I complain about some ads and you want to mute me. Get a life
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To the OP: Shut the fuck up
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college is overrated
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this thread is gay
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stfu
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How about we ban Eulogy and then mute bardy instead
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shut u[p
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Wow you suck at life
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This thread sucks.
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god julio shut the fuck up
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Oh my god, get a fucking life
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I hope you get your ass kicked. Seriously, I do.
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This is a great thread for the general chat board, jackass

Also, these kinds of posts disgust me. You people will wait around for another two years praising Billy for getting better again only to shoot him down as soon as the next album is released.

Rinse, wash, repeat. It's all the same with you morons
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I swear to god I'm going to kick your fucking ass
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Netphoria is filled with a bunch of pretentious fuddy duddies
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This thread is so fucking dumb.
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bitch bitch moan moan moan
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hey fuck you man
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who gives a damn, del
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man shut the fuck up
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ANNOYING PEDO IN HIS MID 30'S HANGING OUT AT A SP MESSAGEBOARD
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go dig up some rocks bitch
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Please drive to the nearest bridge and jump off asap
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Shut the fuck up.
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shut the fuck up julio
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Could you make your disdain for this album any more apparent?
God, shut the fuck up
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Fags
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I have a way with words don't I.
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shut the fuck up julio
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GlasgowKiss is a piece of shit.

There.
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I'm probably one of the more genuine people here, it's just that so many of you are so strange. This is hatephoria afterall.
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Shut up luke
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Ravenguy: Go fuck yourself man.
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No one cares.
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Does anyone know what happens in the new Potter book? Like who dies etc.
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I think Harry Potter sucks, so I couldn't care less.
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SHUT UP JULIO
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Seems like you and your friends are pretty dumb and immature
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shut the fuck up leech
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i can't believe you like this bitch
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trotsky, why are you such a cunt
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Go dig up some more rocks bitch
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Fuck off, whore.
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trotsky you fucking pussy

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 06:18 PM   #16
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i mean...uh...if you were dying of thirst, i would shove sand so far down your throat you'd shit glass.
oh sure that's what you'd put down his throat

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 06:26 PM   #17
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oh sure that's what you'd put down his throat
don't get me started on you, you soul-sucking prole!

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 06:27 PM   #18
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im not gonna write you a love song.

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 07:10 PM   #19
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don't get me started on you, you soul-sucking prole!
don't get me started on you, you pole-sucking soul!

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 07:19 PM   #20
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just spent 6 hours in a lab trying to get a circuit to work with very little success.

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 07:37 PM   #21
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yo soy el FORUM TEASE

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 07:40 PM   #22
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Im not feeling especially negative, so youll all find a nice package in your letter boxes..

The contents will be as such

Pink Ribbon
Fluffy Cute Bunny
A Ray of Sunshine
A Rainbow
Some Hope
Friendship
Candy
Good Wishes

However if you open the package with any sort of negative attitude it will explode spraying you with industrial strength acid that will make you flesh fall from your bones, and if the agony keeps your brain active long enough you may see and feel all your internal organs slip down your legs as the skin that held it in your torso erodes.

its highly advisable that you open the box with a smile and warm fuzzies in your heart..

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 07:45 PM   #23
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way to fuck this up shinobi

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 07:50 PM   #24
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im really fucking life up right now

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 07:54 PM   #25
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way to fuck this up shinobi
Im sorry...and i am sincerely saying this..that im sorry...

is my sincerity coming across ok??

im sorry, reallllllyyyyy sorry.............

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 10:42 PM   #26
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jesus, it just keeps getting worse. or... not? i'm just gonna drink until blood vessels in my face burst.

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 10:53 PM   #27
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yo soy el FORUM TEASE
*punch*

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 10:57 PM   #28
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Im not feeling especially negative, so youll all find a nice package in your letter boxes..

The contents will be as such

Pink Ribbon
Fluffy Cute Bunny
A Ray of Sunshine
A Rainbow
Some Hope
Friendship
Candy
Good Wishes

However if you open the package with any sort of negative attitude it will explode spraying you with industrial strength acid that will make you flesh fall from your bones, and if the agony keeps your brain active long enough you may see and feel all your internal organs slip down your legs as the skin that held it in your torso erodes.

its highly advisable that you open the box with a smile and warm fuzzies in your heart..
this post is awesome

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 11:01 PM   #29
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Some stupid motherfucker passed out baby ducklings as party favors in Chicago and people are finding them in dumpsters and on front lawns (in the snow). I'd like to shove a jagged knife down that cocksucker's throat.

 
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Old 02-15-2008, 11:06 PM   #30
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I'd also like to quote my new favorite part of a Clive Barker book (Mister B)

"Our skill of inventing ways to torture and dispatch the priests was elevated to a kind of genius as the decades past.

I remember we nailed one particularly odious and overfed priest to the ceiling of his church, which was so high nobody could understand how the deed had been done. Another priest, who we had watched unleash his perverted appetite upon tiny children, we cut into one hundred and three pieces, the labor of which fell to Quintoon, who was able to keep the man alive [and pleading to die] until he severed the seventy-eighth part from the seventy-ninth."

 
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