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Old 06-12-2017, 11:08 AM   #61
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So what are you gonna do and oh my god did you have sex with yesenia

 
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Old 06-12-2017, 04:04 PM   #62
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yay

 
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Old 06-12-2017, 04:04 PM   #63
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So what are you gonna do and oh my god did you have sex with yesenia
prob in the car on the way home amirite

 
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Old 06-12-2017, 04:15 PM   #64
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NO SCABIES!!! Dr. said I have a bacterial infection.

great

 
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Old 06-12-2017, 05:18 PM   #65
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prob in the car on the way home amirite
That was my thought too

 
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Old 06-12-2017, 06:52 PM   #66
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I KNOW!!! god i feel awesome.

 
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Old 06-12-2017, 06:53 PM   #67
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And Yesenia is intensifying her attacks.

 
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Old 06-12-2017, 06:56 PM   #68
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No copulation yet. I have to get rid of this infection first. My stupid stoner lack-of-an-ass bought hydrogen peroxide instead of Benzoyl Peroxide. Now I have to walk to Rite Aid and I'm stoned and tired... sigh.

 
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Old 06-12-2017, 06:59 PM   #69
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So the doctor comes in and I am relieved: he is male. Immediately after I am aghasted to see a superfine doctor in training come in behind him: she is a she. oh god. she was so hot and had a nose piercing. i wanted the ground to swallow me up. but praise lord krishna she was cool and stood facing away (typing on a laptop) the entire time.

such are my torments.

 
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Old 06-15-2017, 12:21 AM   #70
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she hasn't been born yet but thanks

 
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Old 06-15-2017, 04:07 AM   #71
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Oh so you're just denying us of your presence out of sheer will?


 
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Old 06-15-2017, 04:58 AM   #72
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congrats with the birth of babby. I hope mother and daughter are in mint condition

 
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Old 06-15-2017, 08:16 AM   #73
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still sealed

 
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Old 06-16-2017, 12:39 PM   #74
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Happy Birth

 
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Old 06-16-2017, 01:03 PM   #75
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i have a question for you, cock soaker:


 
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Old 06-16-2017, 01:13 PM   #76
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Cork soaker's daughter's plant embodiment:
https://newfs.s3.amazonaws.com/taxon...-fl-jlynch.jpg
M. virginiana

 
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Old 06-16-2017, 03:23 PM   #77
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spot on

 
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Old 06-17-2017, 10:39 PM   #78
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also, congrats if I'm right.
thx but not just yet!

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Good
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dang where else am I going to be able to hear bad heavily-processed electronic music?
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congrats

thx toase

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When I adopt a child i'll name her Skyrim.
no need to adopt when you can be impregnated, that's what my dad used to say


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cork soaker is one of my fav boarders

i hope he makes an appearance sooner or later
thx and seasons greetings, teh

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I hope cork_soaker had a good spawning. And i'd like to know the baby's name.
thx and her name is gary

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Orangejello
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Congrats carksack hope everyone's healthy and doing good hbd to your bby childperson
thx im feeling super healthy lots of runs and bike rides and hikes (as per us)

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When you have a kid, as I did last year, you are constantly browsing your phone while you watch it, feed it, sleep it, etc.

Plenty of opportunity for netphorian posting

Cock soccer just doesn't care about you enough. Fuckin loser
hey

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Cock soccer
haha

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cunt_soaker

where are u
ohhh

here

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come in, corky. what's yer 20?
come back

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whenever i post, i know there is a cork soaker somewhere, watching over me.
yes

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hbd
thx

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hey slanky what's up
nmu cool remember blamo lol


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Oh so you're just denying us of your presence out of sheer will?

so srry

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congrats with the birth of babby. I hope mother and daughter are in mint condition
thx i'm feeling great

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still sealed
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Happy Birth
thx toast

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i have a question for you, cock soaker:
didn't understand the q

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Cork soaker's daughter's plant embodiment:
amazing thx

 
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Old 06-18-2017, 04:38 AM   #79
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didn't understand the q

what would you do when your son was at home crying all night on the bedroom floor cause he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money and his daddy's gone somewhere smoking rock now in and out of lockdown I ain't got a job now so for you this is just a good time but for me this is what I call life hmmm


yes, not really a question

 
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Old 06-20-2017, 07:34 PM   #80
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it's *but for me this is my whole life

 
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Old 06-20-2017, 07:35 PM   #81
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*cryin' all alone on the bedroom floor

 
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Old 06-20-2017, 07:35 PM   #82
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