i showed my girlfriend 2girls1cup.com

D. · 11-22-2007, 02:36 PM

we had friends over and one of them mentioned the website. i was like, "oh, yeah...i know what that is."

so B was curious and we showed her and she literally got sick. she went to the bathroom to throw up a little.

the next day - still makes her feel ill.

D. · 11-22-2007, 02:37 PM

my girlfriend is a pussy.

exactlythesame · 11-22-2007, 02:37 PM

tell her john mayer thinks it's cool

Rarely · 11-22-2007, 02:38 PM

you dont even have a girlfriend

D. · 11-22-2007, 02:39 PM

i love that rarely is muted. i even have him on ignore, so it's like double protection from idiocy.

Elvis The Fat Years · 11-22-2007, 02:39 PM

another tale of a spic picking on a white girl. you brownies make me sick.

Rockin' Cherub · 11-22-2007, 02:40 PM

o an internet shox site

shox me, internet!

D. · 11-22-2007, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Elvis The Fat Years

another tale of a spic picking on a white girl. you brownies make me sick.

i also beat her as she is making me dinner when i get off work.

exactlythesame · 11-22-2007, 02:41 PM

you get off to beat her when you eat dinner

Elvis The Fat Years · 11-22-2007, 02:43 PM

mmm brownies.

D. · 11-22-2007, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockin' Cherub

o an internet shox site

shox me, internet!

in her defense, she's not really an internet person. like at all. she has a myspace she logs into like once a month and that's really all she does online.

it's weird, but kind of cool.

Rockin' Cherub · 11-22-2007, 02:48 PM

different strokes and all. i for one am an internet person. i gave up my real life self in a drunken night on a railroad track.

GlasgowKiss · 11-22-2007, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D.

we had friends over and one of them mentioned the website. i was like, "oh, yeah...i know what that is."

so B was curious and we showed her and she literally got sick. she went to the bathroom to throw up a little.

the next day - still makes her feel ill.

I just tell myself that its cookie dough. Makes it kinda hot. Suggest that to her.

D. · 11-22-2007, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GlasgowKiss

I just tell myself that its cookie dough. Makes it kinda hot. Suggest that to her.

i told her it had to be fake, but she just got mad at me for showing it to her.

i was like, wtf? you asked for it!

D. · 11-22-2007, 02:52 PM

then i asked her if she wanted to see "goatse or tubgirl" (both of which the friend knew) and she gave me that look.

Rockin' Cherub · 11-22-2007, 02:53 PM

why do you think it is fake

stuff like that is all across the net and that kind of paraphilia is medically recognised

you live in a bubble d. one safe little mexican bubble.

GlasgowKiss · 11-22-2007, 02:54 PM

D. · 11-22-2007, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockin' Cherub

why do you think it is fake

stuff like that is all across the net and that kind of paraphilia is medically recognised

you live in a bubble d. one safe little mexican bubble.

Crunchy Black · 11-22-2007, 02:58 PM

you should have recorded her reaction and put it on youtube along with every other knuckle dragger for a guaranteed 200k hits

D. · 11-22-2007, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ciGarski

her reaction was similar without the vomited, but after it was over she said,

"you got this from netphoria didn't you?"

i didn't tell her how i came across it because she already thinks everyone on here needs to "go outside and quite being weird".

GlasgowKiss · 11-22-2007, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D.

i didn't tell her how i came across it because she already thinks everyone on here needs to "go outside and quite being weird".

Yeah well... She speaks like monte.

Rockin' Cherub · 11-22-2007, 03:00 PM

what is this going outside business people always talk about

i don't see many cool and successful and popular people dancing around trees and helping grannies across the street

D. · 11-22-2007, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GlasgowKiss

Yeah well... She speaks like monte.

i should slap you for sullying my girlfriend's good name.

GlasgowKiss · 11-22-2007, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D.

i should slap you for sullying my girlfriend's good name.

Your girlfriend has no name, only a letter.

D. · 11-22-2007, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GlasgowKiss

Your girlfriend has no name, only a letter.

ERRONEOUS!

GlasgowKiss · 11-22-2007, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D.

ERRONEOUS!

Oh, letterboy coming to the defence of lettergirl.

D. · 11-22-2007, 03:11 PM

D. · 11-22-2007, 03:12 PM

on that note, i'm outta here. going over my parents' house. i've procrastinated long enough.

GlasgowKiss · 11-22-2007, 03:29 PM

Tell A and C i was asking after them.

Rarely · 11-22-2007, 04:05 PM

haha D is mad that i called him out for lying on the internet, priceless

11-22-2007, 02:36 PM	#1
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,099	i showed my girlfriend 2girls1cup.com we had friends over and one of them mentioned the website. i was like, "oh, yeah...i know what that is." so B was curious and we showed her and she literally got sick. she went to the bathroom to throw up a little. the next day - still makes her feel ill.

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11-22-2007, 02:37 PM	#2
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,099	my girlfriend is a pussy.

11-22-2007, 02:37 PM	#3
exactlythesame Minion of Satan Location: I thought what I'd do is I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes Posts: 7,676	tell her john mayer thinks it's cool

11-22-2007, 02:38 PM	#4
Rarely Shh Posts: 3,779	you dont even have a girlfriend

11-22-2007, 02:39 PM	#5
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,099	i love that rarely is muted. i even have him on ignore, so it's like double protection from idiocy.

11-22-2007, 02:39 PM	#6
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,420	another tale of a spic picking on a white girl. you brownies make me sick.

11-22-2007, 02:40 PM	#7
Rockin' Cherub Braindead Location: the amazing year 400 million Posts: 18,188	o an internet shox site shox me, internet!

11-22-2007, 02:41 PM	#9
exactlythesame Minion of Satan Location: I thought what I'd do is I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes Posts: 7,676	you get off to beat her when you eat dinner

11-22-2007, 02:43 PM	#10
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,420	mmm brownies.

11-22-2007, 02:48 PM	#12
Rockin' Cherub Braindead Location: the amazing year 400 million Posts: 18,188	different strokes and all. i for one am an internet person. i gave up my real life self in a drunken night on a railroad track.

11-22-2007, 02:52 PM	#15
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,099	then i asked her if she wanted to see "goatse or tubgirl" (both of which the friend knew) and she gave me that look.

11-22-2007, 02:53 PM	#16
Rockin' Cherub Braindead Location: the amazing year 400 million Posts: 18,188	why do you think it is fake stuff like that is all across the net and that kind of paraphilia is medically recognised you live in a bubble d. one safe little mexican bubble.

11-22-2007, 02:54 PM	#17
GlasgowKiss Quaid Hates You Location: Hollywood Posts: 14,155

11-22-2007, 02:58 PM	#19
Crunchy Black Banned Posts: 497	you should have recorded her reaction and put it on youtube along with every other knuckle dragger for a guaranteed 200k hits

11-22-2007, 03:00 PM	#22
Rockin' Cherub Braindead Location: the amazing year 400 million Posts: 18,188	what is this going outside business people always talk about i don't see many cool and successful and popular people dancing around trees and helping grannies across the street

11-22-2007, 03:11 PM	#27
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,099

11-22-2007, 03:12 PM	#28
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,099	on that note, i'm outta here. going over my parents' house. i've procrastinated long enough.

11-22-2007, 03:29 PM	#29
GlasgowKiss Quaid Hates You Location: Hollywood Posts: 14,155	Tell A and C i was asking after them.

11-22-2007, 04:05 PM	#30
Rarely Shh Posts: 3,779	haha D is mad that i called him out for lying on the internet, priceless