i just ran from a guy about to kick my ass

Karl Connor · 05-19-2006, 12:56 PM

i was driving down the road about to go home and for some reason people in my neighborhood don't know how to park in their driveways. so i zoom past a colomn of cars down the entry road (as always) and little did i know one of these cars was a parked car. i guess he expected me to let him wedge out because he honked his horn like five times after i was home. so i get out of the car figuring i lost him anyway and then he drives up - some really snarky guy in a benz wearing shades. he was like "what the hell was that?". i just had a *shitty* day so i just shrugged him off and continued to carry my equpiment out of the car. then he drove partially in my drive way and said something like YOU DO NOT OWN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD

i said ''i own EVERYTHING" ... he asked me to repeat what i just said and i then i gave him some stoner laugh and he turned off the ignition and started to get out of the car and told me he was going to give me another messed up eye (to match the one from last week, for those who're catching up).

so i ran inside the house and eventually he left

wHATcOLOR · 05-19-2006, 12:59 PM

fucking awesome!! i'm a little confused about the parked car bit, but nonetheless, cool story!

Travis Meeks · 05-19-2006, 01:02 PM

so now you are king of the hood. Awesome!

Aeroplane · 05-19-2006, 01:02 PM

the car wasn't parked, it was moving.

bardy · 05-19-2006, 01:03 PM

I am a little confused about the parking situation as well. could you draw a diagram?

Karl Connor · 05-19-2006, 01:11 PM

basically the road was full of parallel parked cars -- on both sides. i was sandwiched in-between. there was some guy at the end of this column, assuming i'd let him out i guess, and i zoomed past him. i admit it was poor judgment on my part (i'm known to execute poor driving judgment)

so in other words it was a close call: three cars within two suburban lanes

dean moriaty · 05-19-2006, 01:12 PM

there are normally parked cars lining the street, bumper to bumper on the kerbside. mr sandell drives past expecting it to be a line of parked cars as normal but one of them begins to pull out infront of him.

wHATcOLOR · 05-19-2006, 01:13 PM

oh i get it. that is good stuff. what would you guess this guy does for a living, and what would you estimate his age to be?

Travis Meeks · 05-19-2006, 01:13 PM

I just want to know how he's going to rule his 'hood.

pink_ribbon_scars · 05-19-2006, 01:15 PM

thank god you made it out alive. i got our opera tickets.

wHATcOLOR · 05-19-2006, 01:16 PM

the stark contrasts of environments presented in that post is magnificent!! /\

Karl Connor · 05-19-2006, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big white horse hung

oh i get it. that is good stuff. what would you guess this guy does for a living, and what would you estimate his age to be?

i'm in upper class suburbia (regretfully) so ... i'm guessing he's about 35 and works as a real estate guy, a CPA, or a lawyer. seriously, they own this place

and thom, you're observation is spot-on

bardy · 05-19-2006, 01:34 PM

arent you supposed to yield to traffic if you are exiting a parking space?

Karl Connor · 05-19-2006, 01:41 PM

yeah. i'm not denying i broke some sort of law. even though its funny i don't frown upon my inteptitude to follow common laws

and, as an update ... LOL the guy came back! there's some guy here fixing my bathroom and he was walking outside to his truck and the preppy asshole came up to him and was like "is this your son??? you need to have a word with him about .. blah blah ..." the guy looked so helpless. i explained the situation to him later

Mayfuck · 05-19-2006, 01:42 PM

are you the neighborhood stoner, randall?

laradelocke · 05-19-2006, 01:43 PM

*pets randall consolingly*

Karl Connor · 05-19-2006, 01:44 PM

despite the fact i rarely if ever smoke weed, that's probably the perception of me. yeah

Aeroplane · 05-19-2006, 01:45 PM

this guy needs to get a life. what an idiot. get over it. here in LA, we just shoot at each other, then it's over.

wally · 05-19-2006, 03:01 PM

Please tell us how you will rule King Randall I

KrazeeStacee · 05-19-2006, 03:09 PM

Man fuck that shit!! I would've got back in my car and ran him over - I've ALWAYS wanted an opportunity for some fuck like that to be dumb enough to get out of their car to try approaching me.

Then again, I have a LOT of road rage. Its really bad, honestly.

But seriously - I pray for people to fuck with me most days. I've got a lot of aggression that needs to be let out...I just need an opportunity.

wHATcOLOR · 05-19-2006, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrazeeStacee

Man fuck that shit!! I would've got back in my car and ran him over - I've ALWAYS wanted an opportunity for some fuck like that to be dumb enough to get out of their car to try approaching me.

quoted for posterity

KrazeeStacee · 05-19-2006, 03:11 PM

Really...I am a psycho. I can't deny that. I really do have anger issues.

KrazeeStacee · 05-19-2006, 03:14 PM

I mean, I'd at least go in the house and get a bat or something - I wouldn't let some rich asshole push me around. No offense to you though, Randal.

☺Guy Smiley☺ · 05-19-2006, 03:49 PM

Quote:

I've got a lot of aggression that needs to be let out...

You need a serious deep-dicking.

PkPhuoko · 05-19-2006, 03:51 PM

You ran from a guy in a benz? what a pussy

Aeroplane · 05-19-2006, 03:52 PM

hey now, they're pretty dangerous in a cat fight. have you seen their nails?

KrazeeStacee · 05-19-2006, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ☺Guy Smiley☺

You need a serious deep-dicking.

Coming from Guy Smiley, that's an especially frightneing statement.

Karl Connor · 05-19-2006, 04:08 PM

well my house was right there ... and i knew if i ran in there all he'd do is stand there and look dumb. of course he wouldn't walk in because he knew the legal implications of that

i try to avoid physical confrontation but if i just have to kick ass i probably would

teh b0lly!!1 · 05-19-2006, 04:09 PM

all you had to do was draw your keys out and threaten to scratch his car
he would hide like a frightened turtle

benjamin619 · 05-19-2006, 04:09 PM

you should steal his licensce plates.

05-19-2006, 12:56 PM	#1
Karl Connor ADMlNISTRATOR Posts: 18,932	i just ran from a guy about to kick my ass i was driving down the road about to go home and for some reason people in my neighborhood don't know how to park in their driveways. so i zoom past a colomn of cars down the entry road (as always) and little did i know one of these cars was a parked car. i guess he expected me to let him wedge out because he honked his horn like five times after i was home. so i get out of the car figuring i lost him anyway and then he drives up - some really snarky guy in a benz wearing shades. he was like "what the hell was that?". i just had a shitty day so i just shrugged him off and continued to carry my equpiment out of the car. then he drove partially in my drive way and said something like YOU DO NOT OWN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD i said ''i own EVERYTHING" ... he asked me to repeat what i just said and i then i gave him some stoner laugh and he turned off the ignition and started to get out of the car and told me he was going to give me another messed up eye (to match the one from last week, for those who're catching up). so i ran inside the house and eventually he left

05-19-2006, 01:12 PM	#7
dean moriaty lion of saloons Location: ^ Posts: 7,370	it seems obvious to me that... there are normally parked cars lining the street, bumper to bumper on the kerbside. mr sandell drives past expecting it to be a line of parked cars as normal but one of them begins to pull out infront of him.

05-19-2006, 03:51 PM	#25
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05-19-2006, 12:59 PM	#2
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 47,245	fucking awesome!! i'm a little confused about the parked car bit, but nonetheless, cool story!

05-19-2006, 01:02 PM	#3
Travis Meeks Rambling on Posts: 20,542	so now you are king of the hood. Awesome!

05-19-2006, 01:02 PM	#4
Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,579	the car wasn't parked, it was moving.

05-19-2006, 01:03 PM	#5
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,823	I am a little confused about the parking situation as well. could you draw a diagram?

05-19-2006, 01:11 PM	#6
Karl Connor ADMlNISTRATOR Posts: 18,932	basically the road was full of parallel parked cars -- on both sides. i was sandwiched in-between. there was some guy at the end of this column, assuming i'd let him out i guess, and i zoomed past him. i admit it was poor judgment on my part (i'm known to execute poor driving judgment) so in other words it was a close call: three cars within two suburban lanes

05-19-2006, 01:13 PM	#8
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 47,245	oh i get it. that is good stuff. what would you guess this guy does for a living, and what would you estimate his age to be?

05-19-2006, 01:15 PM	#10
pink_ribbon_scars At the beginning Location: GJ 1214 b Posts: 10,760	thank god you made it out alive. i got our opera tickets.

05-19-2006, 01:16 PM	#11
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 47,245	the stark contrasts of environments presented in that post is magnificent!! /\

05-19-2006, 01:34 PM	#13
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,823	arent you supposed to yield to traffic if you are exiting a parking space?

05-19-2006, 01:41 PM	#14
Karl Connor ADMlNISTRATOR Posts: 18,932	yeah. i'm not denying i broke some sort of law. even though its funny i don't frown upon my inteptitude to follow common laws and, as an update ... LOL the guy came back! there's some guy here fixing my bathroom and he was walking outside to his truck and the preppy asshole came up to him and was like "is this your son??? you need to have a word with him about .. blah blah ..." the guy looked so helpless. i explained the situation to him later

05-19-2006, 01:43 PM	#16
laradelocke Apocalyptic Poster Location: Raleigh - NC Posts: 3,251	pets randall consolingly

05-19-2006, 01:42 PM	#15
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,805	are you the neighborhood stoner, randall?

05-19-2006, 01:44 PM	#17
Karl Connor ADMlNISTRATOR Posts: 18,932	despite the fact i rarely if ever smoke weed, that's probably the perception of me. yeah

05-19-2006, 01:45 PM	#18
Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,579	this guy needs to get a life. what an idiot. get over it. here in LA, we just shoot at each other, then it's over.

05-19-2006, 03:01 PM	#19
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,308	Please tell us how you will rule King Randall I

05-19-2006, 03:09 PM	#20
KrazeeStacee Registered User Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,296	Man fuck that shit!! I would've got back in my car and ran him over - I've ALWAYS wanted an opportunity for some fuck like that to be dumb enough to get out of their car to try approaching me. Then again, I have a LOT of road rage. Its really bad, honestly. But seriously - I pray for people to fuck with me most days. I've got a lot of aggression that needs to be let out...I just need an opportunity.

05-19-2006, 03:11 PM	#22
KrazeeStacee Registered User Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,296	Really...I am a psycho. I can't deny that. I really do have anger issues.

05-19-2006, 03:14 PM	#23
KrazeeStacee Registered User Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,296	I mean, I'd at least go in the house and get a bat or something - I wouldn't let some rich asshole push me around. No offense to you though, Randal.

05-19-2006, 03:52 PM	#26
Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,579	hey now, they're pretty dangerous in a cat fight. have you seen their nails?

05-19-2006, 04:08 PM	#28
Karl Connor ADMlNISTRATOR Posts: 18,932	well my house was right there ... and i knew if i ran in there all he'd do is stand there and look dumb. of course he wouldn't walk in because he knew the legal implications of that i try to avoid physical confrontation but if i just have to kick ass i probably would

05-19-2006, 04:09 PM	#29
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,399	all you had to do was draw your keys out and threaten to scratch his car he would hide like a frightened turtle

05-19-2006, 04:09 PM	#30
benjamin619 Apocalyptic Poster Location: West Coast Posts: 4,290	you should steal his licensce plates.