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10-12-2002, 02:50 PM | #91 |
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Re: Post the first thing you think of about a Netphorian of your choice
Mayfuck - TIME IS NEVER TIME AT ALL.
Smiley33 - TODAY IS THE GREATEST DAY SMILEY33 HAS EVER KNOWN!!! StillBecomingApart - INTO THE EYES OF STILLBECOMINGAPART I SAY KABOOM!!! The Gaddrow - IN U I CRASH CARS!!!!! strange_one - DUZ IT MAKE U HAPPY UR SO STRANGE?!?!??? wangcomputers - I COILED MY TOUNGE AROUND A BUMBLEBEE WANGCOMPUTERS. jenny4ever - U KNOW I'M NOT JENNY4EVER Gumby - SIGN SIGN EVERYWHERE A SIGN BLOCKING OUT TEH SCNEERY CONFUSING MY MIND DO THIS DON'T DO THAT CAN'T YOU READ THE SIGN!??? DeviousJ - ENCHANTED IN THE RAPTURE OF AN EVERLASTING DEVIOUSJ Ihaman - TEH KILLER IN ME IS TEK HILLER IN IHAMAN relaxor! - TRY 2 HOLD ON, RELAXOR Mr. Rhinoceros - U SAY I'M TRAGIK??? Liquid-J - THERE'S A LUV THAT GOD PUTS IN UR <3 hereisnowhy - IN UR SAD MACHEENS HEREISNOWHY'LL 4EVER STAY FhantomFM - GOD IS EMPTY JUST LIKE PHANTOMFM Squashing Pineapples - LET ME OUT. LET ME OUT. LET ME OUT SQUASHING PINEAPPLES Undone - HEY KIDZ ROCK N ROLL GONNA ROCK ON!!!!!!!!!!! twilightfadez - TWLIGHTFADEZ FADEZ THRU BLISTRD AVALON Fattening Ass - U WILL ALWAYS BE MY WHORE!!!!! |
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10-12-2002, 02:58 PM | #92 | |
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10-12-2002, 03:30 PM | #93 |
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Mayfuck - If there is a correlation between post count and respect, he's pretty much near deity level.
Smiley33 - The funniest and most bizarre Netphorian I'm aware of. Dayum, we should hang out. StillBecomingApart - Really subtle about the fact he's Italian or something. strange_one - TAKE...THE...CONDOM...OFF...WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH IT. wangcomputers - Clever, adept at Photoshopping Pakula and vehicle into things. Ihaman - Kicks ass at Photoshop, but any threads not involving the word "Desktop" should be avoided like the black death. relaxor! - Seems like a friendly fellow. Squashing Pineapples - Annoying as fuck. Undone - Aaaah! Cool as hell. Big thumbs up for your staunch pro-animal stance. Fattening Ass - Always manages to make a truly hilarious post when you least expect it. Samsa - Maybe has an issue or two, and is probably really high maintenance irl, but other than that, seems to be pretty damn cool. Kypper - Endures repeated bashings on Netphoria and still manages to participate in every picture post. Lie - The word "fly" popped into my head, but then I remembered how much I loathed that word and the people who use it with regularity. Forget fly, but think of a similar adjective. ****** - Typical free spirit type. Basically the kid who everyone in high school speaks of condescendingly but secretly admires. Cactuar - Seems to have "mod" and "god" confused, but alright other than that. pale_princess - Very nice and real-acting, if that's possible to judge by reading a message board. It probably isn't, but you get the idea. Krazee Pumpkin - She'd be tolerable if she just changed her avatar and signature. I can't stress enough how much I dislike those.
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10-12-2002, 03:52 PM | #94 |
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Hm...Seems like half the people here don't know who I am, and the other half hate my sig/avatar more than they hate me...
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10-12-2002, 03:57 PM | #95 | |
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10-12-2002, 04:32 PM | #96 |
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Mayfuck - I don't believe in Mexicans.
Smiley33 - A chick who likes sex with krypper. What a waste. StillBecomingApart - Boob shots for all to see. The Gaddrow - Mod two? strange_one - I first thought you were a girl with big tits. Then you showed me your ugly girlfirned who looked like Anna Paquin on Crack and Acne. Freaked me out. wangcomputers - +ONE shirt cactuar - Nicest guy from Austrailia I know. jenny4ever - Gumby - I'm gumby dammit. DeviousJ - Ihaman - (from that samsa hate thread) "What a ho." best quote evar. relaxor! - Mr. Rhinoceros - He is Orange. I think. An old and dying member. Liquid-J - hereisnowhy - FhantomFM - Squashing Pineapples - You sound like a lesbian. Undone - twilightfadez - Fattening Ass - Chun Li is so ugly. Affect - :mad2: Fistful of Yen - troll samsa - looks like Anne Frank. krazeepumpkin - her boobs made me
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10-12-2002, 08:53 PM | #100 |
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Mayfuck - alot like me. i like him alot.
Smiley33 - jennifer aniston. cute girl. funny sense of humor. StillBecomingApart - i cant recall if this is an alias of a person i like, but nothing comes to mind. The Gaddrow - groovy guy. i'd like to hang with him again sometime. strange_one - i cant recall if this is an alias of a person i like, but nothing comes to mind. jenny4ever - smeggy little cunt of a cunt. DeviousJ - good guy. funny as hell. Ihaman - no, look at my flyer. relaxor! - i cant recall if this is an alias of a person i like, but nothing comes to mind. Mr. Rhinoceros - i like him because he smokes pot and is intelligent and sensitive, and stubborn all at the same time. PhantomFM - gigantic fucking dork. Squashing Pineapples - uh, yeah. Undone - i think of happy trees. van dyke brown. Fattening Ass - cool dude i want to talk to more. Fear Factory - really good guy and good friend. he's all hard and shit but he's probably the easiest person to talk to. i relate to alot of things he's gone through. like mayfuck. Samsa - i can't stand her 99% of the time, just because i don't dig on her writing style, but that's just me. otherwise i like her. i'm sure she hates me and the way i portray myself on line or whatever. i'm sure she's a fantastic person to deal with in real life. i'm actually really curious to meet her. she needs to stop breaking julios heart. Kypper - looks like ian curtis. i can dig it. Mark LeDrew - a kindred video gaming spirit. Lie - i'd like to see her naked. and maybe sleep next to her naked. but she has a boyfriend i thing. Affect - Almond facial scrub! I associate the entire american psycho movie to steve. old bud. twice - three times. |
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10-12-2002, 08:55 PM | #101 |
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think of me.
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10-12-2002, 09:00 PM | #102 | |
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10-12-2002, 09:00 PM | #103 |
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Just call me Halberstram, lover.
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10-12-2002, 09:07 PM | #104 |
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FADE IN: INT. A CORPORATE OFFICE CHRISTIAN BALE I am a businessman. Watch me overact and twist my stupid face off. CHRISTIAN procceeds to CUT THE THROAT of a person who pisses him off. CHRISTIAN BALE (cont’d) I am quite CUTTHROAT. JARED LETO I am another businessman. I am also CUTTHROAT, but in a less literal meaning of the word only applied the way I conduct my business. BUSINESSMEN You see, we are all quite evil and calculating and murder each other in a nonliteral way. CHRISTIAN BALE I, however, do it literally. I AM A LITERAL MANIFESTATION OF WHAT ALL BUSINESSMEN ARE DEEP DOWN. INT. CHRISTIAN’S HOME CHRISTIAN uses three hundred items to cleanse himself. He is very concerned with his image. FEMALE DIRECTOR MARY HARRON Look how stupid you businessmen are. You are all outrageously stupid. I hope you all die. JARED LETO is killed by an AXE. The shot freezes and we see that the axe is labelled “BUSINESS TACTICS” on the side. The shot is then made black-and-white and placed on the editorial page of a newspaper. CHRISTIAN BALE Do I enjoy murdering or is it a deeper seed inside of me, possibly the result of my need to eliminate competition and drive myself toward success? CHRISTIAN then procceds to have a threesome with two hookers. The MPAA finds it unacceptable and SLICES IT UP. BALE finds a hooker unacceptable and SLICES HER UP. WILLEM DAFOE Hello, I am here for virtually no reason whatsoever! CHRISTIAN beans WILLEM with a sock tightly packed with kitten innards. CHRISTIAN BALE BWAHAHAH! I’M TOTALLY FUCKING INSANE!!! SPEED 2 SUCKED ASS, MOTHERFUCKER!!! I AM SUCH A NUTCASE, I REALLY HOPE EVERYONE NOTICES THAT!!! An OLD woman makes a crack about CHRISTIAN’S business card, so CHRISTIAN shits in her mouth and stabs her in the stomach with a rusty spoon. CHRISTIAN BALE (cont’d) I AM BENT ON DESTROYING THOSE THAT THREATEN ME IN ANY WAY!! FEMALE DIRECTOR MARY HARRON Look how shallow and insecure all men..er..Christian Bale is. CHRISTIAN shoves MARY HARRON’S FACE into a BLENDER. CHRISTIAN BALE I am completely losing it.. I’m starting to kill people that don’t threaten me for no real reason other than bloodlust being a logical extension of my already existing desire to kill! CHRISTIAN skins three small children, sews their skin together, and creates car seats for his luxury sedan. CHRISTIAN BALE (cont’d) Wait, this might not all be really happening..perhaps I am imagining it as a result of my extreme disconnection with humanity. Perhaps I, as a businessman, am so emotionless and distant from the planet that I desire to kill in order to feel any emotion at all. Perhaps this is the result of the Wall Street-controlled world of business in which we live. BALE murders the AUDIENCE by bludgeoning them with a BRICK called “MESSAGE” then kicking them in the stomach with boots labelled “THEME” a few times. END |
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10-12-2002, 09:13 PM | #105 | |
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HANSON LYRICS!!!!!!! Have you ever stood outside a picket fence that you can see through But you can't get to the inside You sit there and wait, I look at you and anticipate What we could be and what we could do Fly the wings of an eagle Glide along with the wind No matter how high, I'll be thinking of you the whole time Fly the wings of an eagle Glide along with the wind No matter how high, I'll be thinking of you the whole time Carrying this heavy load, I don't know what to do The only thing I know is I'm in love with you Fly with the wings of an eagle, no matter how high I'll be thinking of you No matter how high, no matter how low, I'll be thinking of you No matter what I do, no matter where I go, I'll be thinking of you No matter how high, no matter how low, I'll be thinking of you No matter what I do, no matter where I go, I'll be thinking of you Fly the wings of an eagle No matter how high, I'll be thinking of you the whole time You'll be on my mind all the time You'll be on my mind I'll be thinking of you the whole time |
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10-12-2002, 10:11 PM | #106 | |
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10-12-2002, 10:17 PM | #107 |
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Thoughtless - dumbass.
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10-13-2002, 03:37 AM | #115 | |
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10-13-2002, 03:50 AM | #116 | |
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10-13-2002, 11:20 AM | #117 | |
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10-13-2002, 03:24 PM | #118 | |
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10-13-2002, 03:27 PM | #119 | |
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