Why didn't B0lly just hire the System of a Down drummer? - Page 3

Catherine Wheel · 03-27-2014, 08:14 PM

It would actually be good for Mike to be out of the Pumpkins because he has his entire life ahead of him so this won't define him or be his legacy.

paranoid · 03-27-2014, 08:34 PM

As far as his life as a drummer in a professional band goes, yeah it does. He's kinda got fucked over by this whole thing, but the kid bit off more than he could chew.

And of course the whole band unity thing was hogwash. But dudes gotta sell those records.

Ram27 · 03-27-2014, 08:51 PM

http://i.imgur.com/CKfgMsY.png

paranoid · 03-27-2014, 09:46 PM

U trollin'?

T&T · 03-27-2014, 10:06 PM

that's fake.

killtrocity · 03-27-2014, 10:52 PM

In all seriousness, SP without a drummer is better than SP with pecker head boy drummer

killtrocity · 03-27-2014, 10:53 PM

Sidenote: is juliana one of monte's concubines?

paranoid · 03-27-2014, 11:06 PM

I've got a feeling jc would perform some tracks on the records, but would not do touring.

juliana · 03-27-2014, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by killtrocity

Sidenote: is juliana one of monte's concubines?

Yes, he has a heram.

Don't be jelly you ain't in it...

paranoid · 03-27-2014, 11:32 PM

Hey guys mikes Facebook still says he works for sp

amoergosum · 03-28-2014, 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by paranoid

Nothing says "I'm no longer working for these people" like a twitter unfollow.

There was also this weird post by Mike's mom who was apparently pissed off >>>
http://forums.netphoria.org/showpost...0&postcount=35

Quote:

Originally Posted by paranoid

Hey guys mikes Facebook still says he works for sp

That doesn't mean anything...even if he's not in the band anymore.
"Drummer for Smashing Pumpkins" can also mean that he's referring to the past.
He will never remove that from Twitter...he would be crazy if he did.

Shallowed · 03-28-2014, 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paranoid

Nothing says "I'm no longer working for these people" like a twitter unfollow.

Also BIlly didn't wish Mike a Happy Birthday and vice versa

fuzzyroes · 03-29-2014, 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shallowed

Why don't you just shut the fuck up about Jimmy and Mike already?

So you got Soooooooooooooo mad that I made a thread about the System drummer that you had to post an angry reply in this thread AND send me a pissy little private message?

Get a life, nerd!

fuzzyroes · 03-29-2014, 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by juliana

Due to your hard work at walmart lifting boxes, you know the most about drumming.

Is your work for Montes SP endeavors why you consider yourself a "social media expert"? or do you actually have other people who you tweet for?

I'd make fun of it, but it's gotta be nice sitting on your ass, fiddling around on Twitter for a living.

Enjoy it while you can though. These kinda fads are done in a flash these days, and it's only a matter of time before something else pops up which will render you useless.

Shallowed · 03-29-2014, 06:03 AM

OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS NAZI LOVING PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT, YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK LIKE A SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT, AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DISAGREEING WITH ME ABOUT POLITENESS. FUCKING COCKMUFFIN.

Shallowed · 03-29-2014, 06:12 AM

That wasn't a private message, that's post rep. Everyone can see it.

Shallowed · 03-29-2014, 06:12 AM

MIKE IS BETTER THAN YOU

fuzzyroes · 03-29-2014, 06:15 AM

I doubt it. I'm pretty sure that if I was jamming out with Corgan all the time that I could come up with drum parts a lot cooler than the stuff that Byrnes wrote.

fuzzyroes · 03-29-2014, 06:17 AM

I mean, if I was spending all of this time, writing tracks with Corgan I'd come up with better shit to his ideas than what Byrnes released in songs like Astral Planes.

Shallowed · 03-29-2014, 06:26 AM

OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS NAZI LOVING PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT, YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK LIKE A SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT, AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DISAGREEING WITH ME ABOUT POLITENESS. FUCKING COCKMUFFIN.

juliana · 03-29-2014, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

I doubt it. I'm pretty sure that if I was jamming out with Corgan all the time that I could come up with drum parts a lot cooler than the stuff that Byrnes wrote.

The reason he hates Mike is cause he is jealous.
He is mad he picked someone from McDonalds and not Walmart.

Cool As Ice Cream · 03-29-2014, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shallowed

WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN

you don't?
i am disappoint.

RenewRevive · 03-29-2014, 09:27 AM

think you're getting dangerously close to infringing on Monty's territory here folks.

fuzzyroes · 03-29-2014, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by juliana

The reason he hates Mike is cause he is jealous.
He is mad he picked someone from McDonalds and not Walmart.

Walmart? Are you insane? Stop trying to make up imaginary facts in order to further you're own petty agenda

fuzzyroes · 03-29-2014, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RenewRevive

think you're getting dangerously close to infringing on Monty's territory here folks.

Montes been the most entertaining aspect of SP for the last few years.

fuzzyroes · 03-29-2014, 09:57 AM

It's actually totally Spinal-Tapesque. Billy hiring Monte as his brand manager is pretty much the equivalent of the Taps dumbass lead singer hiring his nitwit girlfriend to manage the band.

fuzzyroes · 03-29-2014, 09:58 AM

A writer for one of these sites like vice or consequence of sound should really write an article showing all of the recent correlations of SP with Spinal Tap. Would make for an amusing read.

Shallowed · 03-29-2014, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

Walmart? Are you insane? Stop trying to make up imaginary facts in order to further you're own petty agenda

OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS NAZI LOVING PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT, YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK LIKE A SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT, AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DISAGREEING WITH ME ABOUT POLITENESS. FUCKING COCKMUFFIN.

Trotskilicious · 03-29-2014, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shallowed

"the System guy" that you didn't even care to name.

not fuzzy's fault he's from iran or something and has a weird name

Shallowed · 03-29-2014, 08:24 PM

It takes all of five seconds to google "system of a down" to find his name.

John Dolmayan.

One of the most common (if not the most common) Western male names ever.

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03-27-2014, 08:14 PM	#61
Catherine Wheel Banned Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 6,310	It would actually be good for Mike to be out of the Pumpkins because he has his entire life ahead of him so this won't define him or be his legacy.

03-27-2014, 08:34 PM	#62
paranoid Minion of Satan Location: up a tree Posts: 7,521	As far as his life as a drummer in a professional band goes, yeah it does. He's kinda got fucked over by this whole thing, but the kid bit off more than he could chew. And of course the whole band unity thing was hogwash. But dudes gotta sell those records.

03-27-2014, 08:51 PM	#63
Ram27 dumb Location: $8.6 million embezzled funds Posts: 11,367	http://i.imgur.com/CKfgMsY.png

03-27-2014, 09:46 PM	#64
paranoid Minion of Satan Location: up a tree Posts: 7,521	U trollin'?

03-27-2014, 10:06 PM	#65
T&T Socialphobic Location: montreal Posts: 11,676	that's fake.

03-27-2014, 10:52 PM	#66
killtrocity Saturday Night Goth Location: POLLOS Posts: 9,207	In all seriousness, SP without a drummer is better than SP with pecker head boy drummer

03-27-2014, 10:53 PM	#67
killtrocity Saturday Night Goth Location: POLLOS Posts: 9,207	Sidenote: is juliana one of monte's concubines?

03-27-2014, 11:06 PM	#68
paranoid Minion of Satan Location: up a tree Posts: 7,521	I've got a feeling jc would perform some tracks on the records, but would not do touring.

03-27-2014, 11:32 PM	#70
paranoid Minion of Satan Location: up a tree Posts: 7,521	Hey guys mikes Facebook still says he works for sp

03-29-2014, 06:03 AM	#75
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 18,608	OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS NAZI LOVING PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT, YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK LIKE A SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT, AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DISAGREEING WITH ME ABOUT POLITENESS. FUCKING COCKMUFFIN.

03-29-2014, 06:12 AM	#76
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 18,608	That wasn't a private message, that's post rep. Everyone can see it.

03-29-2014, 06:15 AM	#78
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,169	I doubt it. I'm pretty sure that if I was jamming out with Corgan all the time that I could come up with drum parts a lot cooler than the stuff that Byrnes wrote.

03-29-2014, 06:17 AM	#79
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,169	I mean, if I was spending all of this time, writing tracks with Corgan I'd come up with better shit to his ideas than what Byrnes released in songs like Astral Planes.

03-29-2014, 06:26 AM	#80
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 18,608	OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS NAZI LOVING PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT, YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK LIKE A SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT, AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DISAGREEING WITH ME ABOUT POLITENESS. FUCKING COCKMUFFIN.

03-29-2014, 09:27 AM	#83
RenewRevive Minion of Satan Location: Welcome to the real world jackass Posts: 5,056	think you're getting dangerously close to infringing on Monty's territory here folks.

03-29-2014, 09:57 AM	#86
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,169	It's actually totally Spinal-Tapesque. Billy hiring Monte as his brand manager is pretty much the equivalent of the Taps dumbass lead singer hiring his nitwit girlfriend to manage the band.

03-29-2014, 09:58 AM	#87
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,169	A writer for one of these sites like vice or consequence of sound should really write an article showing all of the recent correlations of SP with Spinal Tap. Would make for an amusing read.

03-29-2014, 08:24 PM	#90
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 18,608	It takes all of five seconds to google "system of a down" to find his name. John Dolmayan. One of the most common (if not the most common) Western male names ever.