ITT: We prognosticate the year Nimrod's Son gets married

duovamp · 10-06-2009, 08:34 PM

I'm gonna say 2012.

I bet he meets her in 2010, then proposes in late 2011, then they set the wedding for the summer of 2012.

What do you guys think? When will he tie the knot?

ATS · 10-06-2009, 08:35 PM

never

sickbadthing · 10-06-2009, 08:36 PM

I would guess never.

Starla · 10-06-2009, 08:38 PM

He's already married.

Mablak · 10-06-2009, 08:39 PM

I think duovamp was also implying never, the world will end right before they tie the knot.

duovamp · 10-06-2009, 08:43 PM

I wasn't thinking of that, but he better do it quickly unless he wants to run that risk!

Eulogy · 10-06-2009, 10:11 PM

isn't he pretty much against the concept of monogamy in general?

Red Scarlet · 10-06-2009, 10:34 PM

i recommend that he does get married because it adds a lot of stability to your life. there are downsides like you aren't able to go out with your friends anymore but in the end you feel more secure

Trotskilicious · 10-06-2009, 10:35 PM

getting married stopped those fantasies about murdering yelena huh

Red Scarlet · 10-06-2009, 10:40 PM

not yet

duovamp · 10-06-2009, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Scarlet

i recommend that he does get married because it adds a lot of stability to your life. there are downsides like you aren't able to go out with your friends anymore but in the end you feel more secure

Agreed, my husband never lets me leave the property, but I definitely feel a ton safer in his bedroom/kitchen.

Debaser · 10-07-2009, 01:32 AM

why the fuck would we care when he gets married. what have i missed

duovamp · 10-07-2009, 04:27 AM

I never asked anyone to care. Just figured we'd guess when, then when the day comes we could look back and chuckle while sipping fine beer.

Starla · 10-07-2009, 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Debaser

why the fuck would we care when he gets married. what have i missed

he's been married for some time. I can't believe people don't know this already.

Future Boy · 10-07-2009, 04:49 AM

vegas get together was just a cover

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sickbadthing · 10-07-2009, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Debaser

why the fuck would we care when he gets married. what have i missed

When are you getting married Debaser

yo soy el mejor · 10-07-2009, 12:56 PM

when are u getting married, sbt?

sickbadthing · 10-07-2009, 12:57 PM

like never. i will never consider that an option again.

yo soy el mejor · 10-07-2009, 12:58 PM

oh dang. i didnt know you had been married before. way to be. how was it?

yo soy el mejor · 10-07-2009, 12:59 PM

so cause of some bia all us other ladies gotta suffer, huh?

sickbadthing · 10-07-2009, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

oh dang. i didnt know you had been married before. way to be. how was it?

well technically i was married back when i was 20-24 but that's not what i'm talking about. i mean that i considered marriage and weddings and all that bullshit and it's unlikely i'll consider it again. i don't see myself dating the type of woman who would want that kind of thing in the future. i could be wrong but i'm in Seattle now. i don't see it happening.

yo soy el mejor · 10-07-2009, 01:35 PM

i feel for ya bud. are all the chicks in seattle real macho or what? i would make fun of the fact they probs all wear flannel but im wearing flannel right now so i cant do that. i totes wanna get married one day.

wHATcOLOR · 10-07-2009, 01:41 PM

so does samuel redman

yo soy el mejor · 10-07-2009, 01:43 PM

*wiggles eyebrows*

duovamp · 10-07-2009, 01:50 PM

So when did Nimrod's Son get married to Starla?

Debaser · 10-07-2009, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickbadthing

When are you getting married Debaser

When I have kids. So probably not anytime soon. or ever.

I'm Hardcore · 10-07-2009, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

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ATS · 10-08-2009, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

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duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,781	I wasn't thinking of that, but he better do it quickly unless he wants to run that risk!

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Eulogy huh Posts: 62,456	isn't he pretty much against the concept of monogamy in general?

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duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,781	I never asked anyone to care. Just figured we'd guess when, then when the day comes we could look back and chuckle while sipping fine beer.

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yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548	when are u getting married, sbt?

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sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,323	like never. i will never consider that an option again.

10-07-2009, 12:58 PM	#21
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548	oh dang. i didnt know you had been married before. way to be. how was it?

10-07-2009, 12:59 PM	#22
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548	so cause of some bia all us other ladies gotta suffer, huh?

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yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548	i feel for ya bud. are all the chicks in seattle real macho or what? i would make fun of the fact they probs all wear flannel but im wearing flannel right now so i cant do that. i totes wanna get married one day.

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duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,781	So when did Nimrod's Son get married to Starla?