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Old 03-24-2020, 09:48 AM   #61
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I got food poisoning from Olive Garden in 2011. Haven't been back since. Thank you for attending my TED Talk.

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 09:49 AM   #62
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I will not stand for this! My father is a clean man!

Apologize immediately!
You saying the dog isn't clean?

SPECIESIST BITCH!

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 09:53 AM   #63
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you need to calm the fuck down bro

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 10:02 AM   #64
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yeah u need to get out more, FG

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 10:21 AM   #65
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So I can contract and then spread the coronavirus?

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Old 03-24-2020, 10:21 AM   #66
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Or are you saying I need to go to Olive Garden more?

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 10:22 AM   #67
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yo soy, what's your fav Olive Garden album?

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 10:23 AM   #68
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uh oh someone learned a new word

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 10:25 AM   #69
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so you guys are going to fight in two separate threads?

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 10:25 AM   #70
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Old 03-24-2020, 10:25 AM   #71
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it follows

(it = FG)

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 10:26 AM   #72
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so you guys are going to fight in two separate threads?
Wait, there are two separate threads?

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 10:27 AM   #73
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uh oh someone learned a new word
...Olive Garden?

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 10:27 AM   #74
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You don't understand Took. yo soy and I are good friends from way back. This is just how we show our affection for one another.

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 10:28 AM   #75
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hey FG, what did you think of my audio documentary?

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 10:31 AM   #76
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hey FG, what did you think of my audio documentary?

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 10:32 AM   #77
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I see you watching, MetfoSah. Feel free to step in and contribute at any time.

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 10:33 AM   #78
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Interesting:

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Old 03-24-2020, 10:33 AM   #79
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Sounds like typical smashingjj shenanigans. PC culture rub amok!

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 10:37 AM   #80
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You've been pretty feisty lately, FLobes. First all the beefin' with Run2Pee. Then this ceaseless strife with Y S E M. Finally, my dad says you've been a veritable firebrand in the sack.

What gives?

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 10:38 AM   #81
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what isn't a smashingjj shenanigan by this point? lord knows he runs at least half the accounts on this site, including of course my own

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 10:38 AM   #82
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hey foofytook, what did you think of my audio documentary?

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 10:41 AM   #83
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It was wonderful. Your cats are wonderful. You are wonderful.


Yes.

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 10:46 AM   #84
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You've been pretty feisty lately, FLobes. First all the beefin' with Run2Pee. Then this ceaseless strife with Y S E M. Finally, my dad says you've been a veritable firebrand in the sack.

What gives?
It's the death of Mals. Board just hasn't been the same since his demise.

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 10:47 AM   #85
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I'm bad 2 the bone and so are my cats.

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 10:57 AM   #86
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I got food poisoning from Olive Garden in 2011. Haven't been back since. Thank you for attending my TED Talk.
There was a particular Olive Garden in my hometown where, word was, a student from my highschool who worked as a cook became disgruntled sufficiently to shoot his semen into the alfredo sauce, sickening his ex-gf’s entire family, including particularly her grandma, who even died.

Concurrent with the emergence of this tale, the location was closed for health violations, this is verifiable. Truth or falsity aside, ive always wondered if visions of jizzy alfredo made it outside our town and off to other cities, to become parking lot tales for a new generation

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 11:01 AM   #87
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I've heard a similar story about the sour cream of the Taco Bell in Walla Walla.


Just some urban myth bs.

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 11:01 AM   #88
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def heard that, but i always ordered marinara-based food items @ OG

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 11:05 AM   #89
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i dated a guy w/ the middle named alfredo because his mom loved chicken alfredo

 
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Old 03-24-2020, 11:23 AM   #90
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his full name?

Chicken Alfredo Sauce

 
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