What if there’s only one slice of pickled jalapeño left in the jar? - Page 2

Joey Goldberg · 03-06-2020, 04:28 PM

maybe take the "simply" out of the equation & prepare a full-on meal motivated entirely out of the respect and honoring of this one, pickled slice of jala

Alice · 03-06-2020, 04:28 PM

Mal à la tête is a fun phrase to say

Alice · 03-06-2020, 04:29 PM

Also je joue. It sounds like what it means you know?

Alice · 03-06-2020, 04:33 PM

Can there be a misery loftier than mine?

topleybird · 03-06-2020, 05:46 PM

Splash the juice in the jar into your eyes and ask me again

myosis · 03-06-2020, 05:46 PM

À quoi je joue ? Je joue de la guitare.

topleybird · 03-06-2020, 05:50 PM

FoolofaTook · 03-06-2020, 08:48 PM

reprise85 · 03-06-2020, 11:22 PM

peppers are gross, this would never happen to me. go fuck yourself

Cool As Ice Cream · 03-07-2020, 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzzard

In the presence of a second jar — purchased with all the forethought of one that takes a jalapeño-based diet rather seriously — might we consider the sole survivor of that initial extirpation for a reintroduction programme of sorts?

NEVER!

buzzard · 03-07-2020, 04:30 AM

Right as I return home full of Rochefort, mussels and "frites," too.

Cool As Ice Cream · 03-07-2020, 12:27 PM

that's just like pouring the rest of your previous/old beer into the new one.
ugh.
it's a free country, i guess.

Cool As Ice Cream · 03-07-2020, 12:50 PM

I DONT WANNA FIGHT
EVRY SINGLE NITE

ilikeplanets · 03-07-2020, 01:32 PM

I'm throwing that shit out. Wtf are you gonna do with ONE slice? I'm still angry about the time I opened my fridge and found ONE slice of turkey left in the package. Don't do that.

Alice · 03-07-2020, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85

peppers are gross, this would never happen to me. go fuck yourself

FUCK YEAH LET’S FIGHT ABOUT IT PEPPERS RULE LOSER

Alice · 03-07-2020, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

that's just like pouring the rest of your previous/old beer into the new one.
ugh.
it's a free country, i guess.

That’s an absurd comparison. YOU’RE ABSURD

Alice · 03-07-2020, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

I'm throwing that shit out. Wtf are you gonna do with ONE slice? I'm still angry about the time I opened my fridge and found ONE slice of turkey left in the package. Don't do that.

There’s another jar of jalapeños coming any day now. When it arrives, I’ll use the one old one in addition to a few of the new ones. YOU ARE ALSO ABSURD

Alice · 03-07-2020, 02:17 PM

THIS WHOLE BOARD IS ABSURD

Cool As Ice Cream · 03-07-2020, 04:43 PM

i don't know jalapeno slices or pickled jalapenos or whatever, but i don't think i'd have a problem with one slice/pepper in a jar.
i'd probably eat it, though.
adding it to a fresh jar is a no-no.

reprise85 · 03-08-2020, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyler

FUCK YEAH LET’S FIGHT ABOUT IT PEPPERS RULE LOSER

there is no kind of pepper i like. some i can deal with, like a little bell pepper in something. i can deal with, but don't really like, some dishes with pepper-flavor (like habanero chicken wings or something). but 100% of the time i'd prefer something having nothing to do with peppers.

peppers fucking suck

i've changed my mind on lots of foods, and can at least tolerate them. like tomatoes. and onions.

peppers, on the other hand, i've always hated and continue to hate.

fuck peppers.

i also am not a fan of pepper, the spice. but that's just a coincidence.

smashingjj · 03-08-2020, 04:58 PM

psh.

PEPPERS UBER ALLES

reprise85 · 03-08-2020, 08:44 PM

peppers are the worst food

Joey Goldberg · 03-08-2020, 11:13 PM

wow i've spotted the yankee

reprise85 · 03-09-2020, 05:41 AM

i'm from south florida so i guess so

also this is your daily reminder that peppers suck

smashingjj · 03-09-2020, 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85

peppers are the worst food

you probably think that's ok because you're white

Joey Goldberg · 03-09-2020, 10:29 AM

that statement is fully & sadly applicable here

vixnix · 03-09-2020, 09:54 PM

I would add an extra slice to the meal and have a one-off, too-spicy meal, and consider it my day's adventure and a reason to take it a bit easier on my walk (having already engaged in a physical challenge of sorts, that day)

One jalapeño is not make or break, to me. Just...a challenging variation

slunken · 03-11-2020, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

Waste not; want not.

Most based answer.

Alice · 03-22-2020, 01:33 PM

In the end, I've simply eaten it

Cool As Ice Cream · 03-23-2020, 03:37 AM

SIMPLY?!?

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03-06-2020, 04:28 PM	#31
Joey Goldberg Minion of Satan Location: andy dick NAKED Posts: 8,227	maybe take the "simply" out of the equation & prepare a full-on meal motivated entirely out of the respect and honoring of this one, pickled slice of jala

03-06-2020, 04:28 PM	#32
Alice Minion of Satan Location: i am volatile, a free spirit, a rogue agent Posts: 6,254	Mal à la tête is a fun phrase to say

03-06-2020, 04:29 PM	#33
Alice Minion of Satan Location: i am volatile, a free spirit, a rogue agent Posts: 6,254	Also je joue. It sounds like what it means you know?

03-06-2020, 04:33 PM	#34
Alice Minion of Satan Location: i am volatile, a free spirit, a rogue agent Posts: 6,254	Can there be a misery loftier than mine?

03-06-2020, 05:46 PM	#35
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Let me see you do the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop. Posts: 6,571	Splash the juice in the jar into your eyes and ask me again

03-06-2020, 05:46 PM	#36
myosis Minion of Satan Location: the institute Posts: 6,421	À quoi je joue ? Je joue de la guitare.

03-06-2020, 05:50 PM	#37
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Let me see you do the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop. Posts: 6,571

03-06-2020, 08:48 PM	#38
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218

03-06-2020, 11:22 PM	#39
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 32,800	peppers are gross, this would never happen to me. go fuck yourself

03-07-2020, 04:30 AM	#41
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,781	Right as I return home full of Rochefort, mussels and "frites," too.

03-07-2020, 12:27 PM	#42
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	that's just like pouring the rest of your previous/old beer into the new one. ugh. it's a free country, i guess.

03-07-2020, 12:50 PM	#43
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	I DONT WANNA FIGHT EVRY SINGLE NITE

03-07-2020, 01:32 PM	#44
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	I'm throwing that shit out. Wtf are you gonna do with ONE slice? I'm still angry about the time I opened my fridge and found ONE slice of turkey left in the package. Don't do that.

03-07-2020, 02:17 PM	#48
Alice Minion of Satan Location: i am volatile, a free spirit, a rogue agent Posts: 6,254	THIS WHOLE BOARD IS ABSURD

03-07-2020, 04:43 PM	#49
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	i don't know jalapeno slices or pickled jalapenos or whatever, but i don't think i'd have a problem with one slice/pepper in a jar. i'd probably eat it, though. adding it to a fresh jar is a no-no.

03-08-2020, 04:58 PM	#51
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,902	psh. PEPPERS UBER ALLES

03-08-2020, 08:44 PM	#52
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 32,800	peppers are the worst food

03-08-2020, 11:13 PM	#53
Joey Goldberg Minion of Satan Location: andy dick NAKED Posts: 8,227	wow i've spotted the yankee

03-09-2020, 05:41 AM	#54
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 32,800	i'm from south florida so i guess so also this is your daily reminder that peppers suck

03-09-2020, 10:29 AM	#56
Joey Goldberg Minion of Satan Location: andy dick NAKED Posts: 8,227	that statement is fully & sadly applicable here

03-09-2020, 09:54 PM	#57
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,467	I would add an extra slice to the meal and have a one-off, too-spicy meal, and consider it my day's adventure and a reason to take it a bit easier on my walk (having already engaged in a physical challenge of sorts, that day) One jalapeño is not make or break, to me. Just...a challenging variation

03-22-2020, 01:33 PM	#59
Alice Minion of Satan Location: i am volatile, a free spirit, a rogue agent Posts: 6,254	In the end, I've simply eaten it

03-23-2020, 03:37 AM	#60
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	SIMPLY?!?