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Old 03-06-2020, 01:32 PM   #1
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Question What if there’s only one slice of pickled jalapeño left in the jar?

Do you throw it away or put it back in the refrigerator?

 
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Old 03-06-2020, 01:33 PM   #2
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Please understand that simply eating it is, unfortunately, not an option

 
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Old 03-06-2020, 01:36 PM   #3
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I'd simply eat it.

 
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Old 03-06-2020, 01:36 PM   #4
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Oh.

 
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Old 03-06-2020, 01:40 PM   #5
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I made space for an extra sliced pickle in my sandwich last week. Waste not; want not.

 
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Old 03-06-2020, 01:47 PM   #6
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I find ratios to be a very important of often overlooked part of meal preparation

 
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Old 03-06-2020, 01:47 PM   #7
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That's great, Y S E M! I support you! You're awesome!


 
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Old 03-06-2020, 01:50 PM   #8
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Somebody ought to put a graph together representing the rate at which the natural jalapeño sabores give way to the briny regret of being duped by a siren.

 
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Old 03-06-2020, 01:50 PM   #9
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I would eat the one slice of pickled jalapeño left in the jar or put it on a pizza.

 
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Old 03-06-2020, 02:05 PM   #10
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Personally, I'd put it back

 
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Old 03-06-2020, 02:06 PM   #11
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If I took one more jalapeño than I wanted, I'd not enjoy eating it. This just feels like a slightly preferable form of waste I think

 
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Old 03-06-2020, 02:15 PM   #12
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But then I might get yelled at by one of you "just eat it" types

 
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Old 03-06-2020, 02:15 PM   #13
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Supposing I lived with one at the time

 
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Old 03-06-2020, 02:15 PM   #14
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It's a hard world for little things

 
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Old 03-06-2020, 02:18 PM   #15
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Old 03-06-2020, 02:26 PM   #16
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Six foot ten dude with a magnificent man mane down to his ankles and broad shoulders conflicted over whether he should eat a slice of jalapeno.


Why don't you go outside and cut down a tree or something?

 
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Old 03-06-2020, 02:26 PM   #17
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I'll throw it away.

 
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Old 03-06-2020, 02:26 PM   #18
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not really what i'd do, but I think it'll benefit the thread.

 
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Old 03-06-2020, 02:31 PM   #19
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Put it back and make it understood to all parties that I would, within the next couple days, construct a perfect mini-nacho comprising one chip, the jalapeno, two black beans, etc.

 
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Old 03-06-2020, 02:33 PM   #21
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Alternatively, given that it's pickled, it probably doesn't need refrigeration and can be hidden in a safe location until the need for it arises

 
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Old 03-06-2020, 02:47 PM   #22
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In the presence of a second jar — purchased with all the forethought of one that takes a jalapeño-based diet rather seriously — might we consider the sole survivor of that initial extirpation for a reintroduction programme of sorts?

 
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Old 03-06-2020, 03:04 PM   #23
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Am I the only one who gives up three or four words into every Buzzard sentence?

 
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Old 03-06-2020, 03:08 PM   #24
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Am I the only one who gives up after three or four thrusts into Took's father?

 
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Old 03-06-2020, 03:13 PM   #25
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Plz, buzzy. My father is a clean man!

 
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Old 03-06-2020, 03:13 PM   #26
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In the presence of a second jar — purchased with all the forethought of one that takes a jalapeño-based diet rather seriously — might we consider the sole survivor of that initial extirpation for a reintroduction programme of sorts?
You’ve done it again you magnificent bastard

 
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Old 03-06-2020, 03:22 PM   #27
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Oh I see whose side you're on.

 
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Old 03-06-2020, 03:23 PM   #28
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That's it, I'm done with this board!

Au Renoir, fools!

 
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Old 03-06-2020, 03:27 PM   #29
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why the fuck would you soil a brand new jar of delicious jalapeños with an old boy you could give a true, honorable sendoff in its own right?

 
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Old 03-06-2020, 03:28 PM   #30
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by which of course I mean, the option you have so cruelly taken from us: simply eating it

 
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