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03-06-2020, 02:32 PM | #1 |
Minion of Satan
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What if there’s only one slice of pickled jalapeño left in the jar?
Do you throw it away or put it back in the refrigerator?
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03-06-2020, 02:33 PM | #2 |
Minion of Satan
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Please understand that simply eating it is, unfortunately, not an option
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03-06-2020, 02:36 PM | #3 |
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I'd simply eat it.
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03-06-2020, 02:36 PM | #4 |
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Oh.
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03-06-2020, 02:40 PM | #5 |
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I made space for an extra sliced pickle in my sandwich last week. Waste not; want not.
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03-06-2020, 02:47 PM | #6 |
Minion of Satan
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I find ratios to be a very important of often overlooked part of meal preparation
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03-06-2020, 02:47 PM | #7 |
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That's great, Y S E M! I support you! You're awesome!
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03-06-2020, 02:50 PM | #8 |
Minion of Satan
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Somebody ought to put a graph together representing the rate at which the natural jalapeño sabores give way to the briny regret of being duped by a siren.
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03-06-2020, 02:50 PM | #9 |
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I would eat the one slice of pickled jalapeño left in the jar or put it on a pizza.
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03-06-2020, 03:05 PM | #10 |
Minion of Satan
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Personally, I'd put it back
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03-06-2020, 03:06 PM | #11 |
Minion of Satan
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If I took one more jalapeño than I wanted, I'd not enjoy eating it. This just feels like a slightly preferable form of waste I think
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03-06-2020, 03:15 PM | #12 |
Minion of Satan
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But then I might get yelled at by one of you "just eat it" types
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03-06-2020, 03:15 PM | #13 |
Minion of Satan
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Supposing I lived with one at the time
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03-06-2020, 03:15 PM | #14 |
Minion of Satan
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It's a hard world for little things
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03-06-2020, 03:18 PM | #15 |
Minion of Satan
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03-06-2020, 03:26 PM | #16 |
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Six foot ten dude with a magnificent man mane down to his ankles and broad shoulders conflicted over whether he should eat a slice of jalapeno.
Why don't you go outside and cut down a tree or something? |
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03-06-2020, 03:26 PM | #17 |
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I'll throw it away.
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03-06-2020, 03:26 PM | #18 |
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not really what i'd do, but I think it'll benefit the thread.
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03-06-2020, 03:31 PM | #19 |
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Put it back and make it understood to all parties that I would, within the next couple days, construct a perfect mini-nacho comprising one chip, the jalapeno, two black beans, etc.
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03-06-2020, 03:31 PM | #20 |
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03-06-2020, 03:33 PM | #21 |
Janis Jopleybird
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Alternatively, given that it's pickled, it probably doesn't need refrigeration and can be hidden in a safe location until the need for it arises
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03-06-2020, 03:47 PM | #22 |
Minion of Satan
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In the presence of a second jar — purchased with all the forethought of one that takes a jalapeño-based diet rather seriously — might we consider the sole survivor of that initial extirpation for a reintroduction programme of sorts?
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03-06-2020, 04:04 PM | #23 |
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Am I the only one who gives up three or four words into every Buzzard sentence?
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03-06-2020, 04:08 PM | #24 |
Minion of Satan
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Am I the only one who gives up after three or four thrusts into Took's father?
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03-06-2020, 04:13 PM | #25 |
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Plz, buzzy. My father is a clean man!
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03-06-2020, 04:13 PM | #26 |
Minion of Satan
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You’ve done it again you magnificent bastard
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03-06-2020, 04:22 PM | #27 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Oh I see whose side you're on.
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03-06-2020, 04:23 PM | #28 |
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That's it, I'm done with this board!
Au Renoir, fools! |
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03-06-2020, 04:27 PM | #29 |
Minion of Satan
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why the fuck would you soil a brand new jar of delicious jalapeños with an old boy you could give a true, honorable sendoff in its own right?
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03-06-2020, 04:28 PM | #30 |
Minion of Satan
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by which of course I mean, the option you have so cruelly taken from us: simply eating it
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