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Old 12-19-2019, 08:58 AM   #31
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well this thread is turning out well

 
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Old 12-19-2019, 10:48 AM   #32
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Someone posted this on Reddit and it's a really good visual for what it can be like

this is art.

 
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Old 12-19-2019, 11:56 AM   #33
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Old 12-19-2019, 12:43 PM   #34
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Wow

Workplace harassment

The ladies in HR aren't gonna like this

 
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Old 12-19-2019, 12:44 PM   #35
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I wonder how many HR departments hire seasonal workers in January to deal with the fallout from their office Christmas parties

 
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Old 12-19-2019, 01:25 PM   #36
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Always tired. Usually stressed. Usually anxious. It’s cool.

 
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Old 12-19-2019, 01:26 PM   #37
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(It’s not cool)

 
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Old 12-19-2019, 01:36 PM   #38
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I know what this is. Don't you guys know dignity when you see it?

 
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Old 12-19-2019, 02:18 PM   #39
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nonetheless it should be an album cover

 
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Old 12-19-2019, 02:30 PM   #40
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I know what this is. Don't you guys know dignity when you see it?
We didnít all go to Gudger College.

 
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Old 12-19-2019, 04:55 PM   #41
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i bought this beer

surely it will help my problems


 
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Old 12-19-2019, 06:14 PM   #42
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Is this because of all those mean things I said?

 
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Old 12-19-2019, 06:15 PM   #43
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It is isn't it

 
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Old 12-19-2019, 07:15 PM   #44
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Old 12-20-2019, 01:37 AM   #45
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I'm dealing with the beginning of what is going to be a long-term tough situation, but I'm pretty confident in my coping skills.

The gloom seems to be going around these parts, huh? Solidarity and strength to you all.

 
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Old 12-20-2019, 03:08 AM   #46
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I make a point of leaving my phone on the table whenever I leave to go to the bathroom. It's a statement. A power move. I'm not like you heathens. I don't use the phone on the toilet. I am above that.

I mean, I don't get the logic of it. I wash my hands after I take a shit for a reason. Why would I touch an object in the interim between taking that shit and washing my hand, when I know I'm going to be using that object some time after I wash my hands?
This is a master stroke here and I donít mean it in the sense that it could describe what took does with flobesís dad, I mean it like you know, in the sense of being highly accomplished

 
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Old 12-20-2019, 03:09 AM   #47
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I have it on good authority that women don't poop.
Itís certainly true for me, I go through all the motions but all that ever comes out of me is rage and regret, I canít explain it

 
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Old 12-20-2019, 03:11 AM   #48
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I'm dealing with the beginning of what is going to be a long-term tough situation, but I'm pretty confident in my coping skills.

The gloom seems to be going around these parts, huh? Solidarity and strength to you all.
You do seem to have amazing coping skills! I would back them too

 
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Old 12-20-2019, 03:22 AM   #49
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we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria


 
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Old 12-20-2019, 04:49 AM   #50
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I was in a head screaming agony for a bit

and now I'm just in a state of empty, everything seems trite, no future feels worth aspiring to

the idea of getting another job makes me sick

 
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Old 12-20-2019, 06:10 AM   #51
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Old 12-20-2019, 06:11 AM   #52
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I woke up to Dave Matthews Band bleating out Satellite on my alarm radio.

Clearly I'm in for a bad day.

 
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Old 12-20-2019, 06:12 AM   #53
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babe, i never thought you'd ask.

 
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Old 12-20-2019, 06:13 AM   #54
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damn why couldn't you limit yourself to one post? totally ruined the flow.

 
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Old 12-20-2019, 06:40 AM   #55
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damn why couldn't you limit yourself to one post? totally ruined the flow.

 
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Old 12-20-2019, 06:42 AM   #56
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I make a point of leaving my phone on the table whenever I leave to go to the bathroom. It's a statement. A power move. I'm not like you heathens. I don't use the phone on the toilet. I am above that.

I mean, I don't get the logic of it. I wash my hands after I take a shit for a reason. Why would I touch an object in the interim between taking that shit and washing my hand, when I know I'm going to be using that object some time after I wash my hands?
Huh? Of course you can hygienically use your phone and go to the bathroom at the same time. In fact, I can't believe we lived in a time before you could use your phone to distract yourself. It's simple, when you feel like you're finished, place the phone down somewhere clean or in your pocket, wipe, wash your hands, then pick up phone.

It'll be our little secret

 
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Old 12-20-2019, 07:30 AM   #57
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Really, what we should be concerned with is people who play with their phones while eating. Or performing surgery.

 
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Old 12-20-2019, 07:51 AM   #58
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It's depraved to me that anyone would bring anything into a bathroom besides their nude, shameful bodies

It's literally where shit lives

 
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Old 12-20-2019, 08:45 AM   #59
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Oh wait a minute, was Disco King being sarcastic? My mistake.

 
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Old 12-20-2019, 08:55 AM   #60
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Back to the SP board I go.

 
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