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Old 08-21-2014, 07:50 PM   #181
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nice

 
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Old 08-22-2014, 07:18 PM   #182
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i keep getting spam email that says "may your dreams of a big schlong come true" as the subject.

idk if we are talking about ownership or rental but they seem insistent


 
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Old 08-23-2014, 08:45 AM   #183
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have you opened any?

 
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Old 08-23-2014, 09:08 AM   #184
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yeah, opened any big schlongs lately?

 
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Old 08-23-2014, 10:44 PM   #185
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Quote:
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i haven't been victim to the toilet phone yet

how does that happen???
chest pocket - leaned too far forward at work trying to flush, just barely managed to hang onto it

 
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Old 08-23-2014, 11:07 PM   #186
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i've drowned a phone in both a mop bucket and a toilet

 
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Old 08-24-2014, 12:26 AM   #187
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ive dropped my wallet in the toilet but never my phone

 
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Old 08-24-2014, 12:49 AM   #188
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i'm the biggest klutz i know and i never dropped anything in toilet. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

 
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Old 08-24-2014, 12:50 AM   #189
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oh wait i dropped spare change in there recently. lot of fun getting that out

 
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Old 08-24-2014, 12:52 AM   #190
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well i had my wallet in my work vest pocket thing and the vest was unbuttoned and that makes it easy for things to drop out of it.

i didnt realize until a few minutes later when, frantically looking for my wallet, i found it sitting in the toilet like a large, multi-layered turd. it was beyond repair. luckily i had no money in there and nothing really got damaged besides the turd-wallet itself.

 
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Old 08-24-2014, 12:59 AM   #191
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i accidently sent my wallet through the wash the other day. all the bills had a blue tint to them but miraculously no cashier looked twice and my credit cards still worked

sad thing is i still used the wallet after it dried (which took about a whole week)

 
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Old 08-24-2014, 01:06 AM   #192
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seems more normal than sad

 
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Old 08-24-2014, 01:11 AM   #193
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in its current condition i don't think a homeless iraqi would use that wallet

 
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Old 08-24-2014, 01:38 AM   #194
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we all have our vanities i suppose

 
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Old 08-24-2014, 01:43 AM   #195
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what would a homeless iraqi need a wallet for

 
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Old 08-24-2014, 02:59 AM   #196
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to hold money to buy a PS4

 
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Old 08-24-2014, 06:29 AM   #197
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i always stick things in my back pocket. luckily they usually fall onto the floor before into the toilet. i'm in a hurry, ya know.

 
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Old 08-26-2014, 02:51 AM   #198
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I've learned my lesson

 
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Old 08-29-2014, 04:11 AM   #199
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There are at least three shows that I want to attend this weekend but I am about as broke as I have ever been

 
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Old 08-29-2014, 04:25 AM   #200
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Old 08-29-2014, 11:42 AM   #201
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somene in austin plz find me oxy. i hurt and i will overpay

 
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Old 08-29-2014, 11:50 AM   #202
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it's weekend!

 
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Old 08-29-2014, 11:51 AM   #203
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NP: grandaddy - kim you bore me to death

 
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Old 08-29-2014, 02:12 PM   #204
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yesterday when i sat down to piss my lighter fell out of my front right pocket and i thought of this thread.

 
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Old 09-10-2014, 10:23 AM   #205
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This isn't the clearest photo but here's my sculpture in the gallery

 
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Old 09-10-2014, 10:41 AM   #206
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but i want to touch it

 
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Old 09-10-2014, 11:46 AM   #207
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Yeah I really want to touch it too

 
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Old 09-10-2014, 12:19 PM   #208
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reminds me of my father

 
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Old 09-10-2014, 08:19 PM   #209
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that rope is just asking to be touched

 
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Old 09-10-2014, 11:04 PM   #210
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I made it with my hands

 
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