HELLO!!! MY THOUGHTS AND OBSERVATIONS

[Julian, Porn CONNOISSEUR]

I SEE THERE MAY BE OTHER EMACHINE USERS IN THIS FORUM NOW. FOR MANY DECADES I HAVE FELT MYSELF ALONE IN THE WORLD OF WOLVES THAT HAVE HYPER SPEEDS WELL BEYOND MY MEGAHERTZ POWER MODULES. I AM STILL IN SEARCH OF FUNDS TO FINANCE THE KEYBOARD MODULE UPGRADE. I TELL OTHER OWNERS NOT TO GIVE UP HOPR I AM SO GLAD TO HAVE FOUND YOU ALL.

WALTER WHITE USED A GARAGE DOOR OPENAR TO KILL NAZIS. I USED ONE TO SHAVE MY BACK & STIR PEAS CORN HAM INTO OATMEAL WHILE MY CAT WATCHED. SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE A FAT LONELY MAN A BURDEN TO SOCIETY AND MY FAMILY WITH NO HOPE BUT THEN I REALIZE M NIGHT SHAMALAYAN IS WAY WORSE. MY EMACHINE 512K HARD DRIVE MODULE FAILED SO I WONT BE ABLE TO UPDATE THE INTERNET WITH FEELINGS AGAIN UNLESS ITS FROM MY LANDLINE MORSE COD WHICH I AM ACTUALLY DOING RIGHT NOW. BUT I HAVE OTBER TECH. THANKS TO XBOX KINECT GAMING FROM MICROSOFT AND DOUBLE FINE HAPPY ACTION THEATER I CAN MAKE VIDEOS OF ME JACKING OFF IN LAVA AND ON PIGEONS.

HELLO!

[reprise85]

HELLO JULIAN

I HAVE FOUND THAT TURNING OFF MY EMACHINE AND LETTING IT REST FOR SEVERAL HOURS IMPROVES THE SPEED OF MY GAMING PROTOCOLS. I ALSO SUGGEST UPDATING YOUR ADOBE AFROBAT IF YOU HAVE NOT LATELY, IT HAS ADDED RAM TO MY HARD DRIVE AND MADE IT BIGGER ALTHOUGH IT IS ALSO LOUDER BUT I CAN HANDLE SOME BEEP BEEPS IF IT WILL ALLOW ME TO PLAY SPIDER SOLITAIRE IN THE NUDE

YOUR FRIEND REPRISE

[Bread Regal]

IP over morse code is a pretty good skill to have.

[run2pee]

Interesting; sometimes I wonder

How will we type to each other when the only people even left are the trees, dead and leaning

[dreams of glass]

what did M Night do tho

[dreams of glass]

have u tried unplugging ur machine

[LaBelle]

HI I TRIED GOING TO THIS *AHEM* ADULT ENTERTIANMENT WEBSITE BUT WHEN I CLICK ANYWHERE THE PRON DOESNT GO IT JUST KEEPS OPENING NEW TABS LEFT AND RIGHT NEW TABS TABS TABS HAVE I CONTRACTED THE VIRTUAL SEXUAL SICKNESSS WILL I HAVE TO GO TO A DOCTOR DO I HAVE TO LET MY NEIGHBORS KNOW HELP ME I AM IN HELL.

[Julian, Porn CONNOISSEUR]

Originally Posted by reprise85

HELLO JULIAN

I HAVE FOUND THAT TURNING OFF MY EMACHINE AND LETTING IT REST FOR SEVERAL HOURS IMPROVES THE SPEED OF MY GAMING PROTOCOLS. I ALSO SUGGEST UPDATING YOUR ADOBE AFROBAT IF YOU HAVE NOT LATELY, IT HAS ADDED RAM TO MY HARD DRIVE AND MADE IT BIGGER ALTHOUGH IT IS ALSO LOUDER BUT I CAN HANDLE SOME BEEP BEEPS IF IT WILL ALLOW ME TO PLAY SPIDER SOLITAIRE IN THE NUDE

YOUR FRIEND REPRISE

THIS IS VERY WISE ADVICE IT IS SO CONPLEX THE RELATION BETWEEN ADOBE REEDER AND THE OUTPUT OF ZIP DRIVE OR SERIAL PORT SPLITTER IT IS HOOKED TO MY FAX MACHINE. DO YOU HAVE ANY PICS, JPGS OR AS I ART YOU CAN SHARE WITH ME PRIVATELY I WILL CHERISHH THEM SWEETLY AND ALSO PLAY CARSCASONNE IN MY POTATO SACK GURNEY THAT IS VERY COMFROTABLE AND DOES NOT IRRITATE MY BATHING SUIT AREA TOO MUCH

[Julian, Porn CONNOISSEUR]

Originally Posted by reprise85

HELLO JULIAN

I HAVE FOUND THAT TURNING OFF MY EMACHINE AND LETTING IT REST FOR SEVERAL HOURS IMPROVES THE SPEED OF MY GAMING PROTOCOLS. I ALSO SUGGEST UPDATING YOUR ADOBE AFROBAT IF YOU HAVE NOT LATELY, IT HAS ADDED RAM TO MY HARD DRIVE AND MADE IT BIGGER ALTHOUGH IT IS ALSO LOUDER BUT I CAN HANDLE SOME BEEP BEEPS IF IT WILL ALLOW ME TO PLAY SPIDER SOLITAIRE IN THE NUDE

YOUR FRIEND REPRISE

REGARDSS,
JULIAN

[Julian, Porn CONNOISSEUR]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

HI I TRIED GOING TO THIS *AHEM* ADULT ENTERTIANMENT WEBSITE BUT WHEN I CLICK ANYWHERE THE PRON DOESNT GO IT JUST KEEPS OPENING NEW TABS LEFT AND RIGHT NEW TABS TABS TABS HAVE I CONTRACTED THE VIRTUAL SEXUAL SICKNESSS WILL I HAVE TO GO TO A DOCTOR DO I HAVE TO LET MY NEIGHBORS KNOW HELP ME I AM IN HELL.

OH WELL HI THERE WONDERFUL LADY! MY HEART FILLS WITH POETRY WHEN I REED YOUR NAME AND LOOK AT YOUE AVATAR AND MY 13 INCH CRT MONITOR, THERE ARE MAYBE 2 AND A HALF SHADES OF GREEN TO EVERYTHINFLG BUT IT WORKS AND I CAN IMAGINATE THE REST OF THINGS LIKE SKIN TONE AND IF YOUR PORES ARE CLEAN OR NOT. I HAVE MASTERED YOUR PROBLEM AND I HAVR TO TELL YOU MANY PEOPLE HAVE TRIED TO STEAL MY SECRETS TO NAVIGATING WEBSIGHTS THAT FEATURE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN OF MY HEART THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY FOR THAT I CAN HELP YOU SWEET LABELLE PRINCESS, I WILL NEED TO GET ARRANGEMENTA MADE SO YOU CAN VISIT MY BUS AND ILL SHOW YOU ALL THE SECRETS OF ALT AND TABS AND SPECIAL. I IMAGINE THAT THE REST OF YOUR BODY IS AMAZING BECAUSE YOUR CHIN AND THE WAY YOUR HAIR FALLS IS MAKING ME SO EXGREMELY TIGHT IN MY SWEATPANTS. YOU KNOW THAYT IT IS A RARE MIRACLE TO FIND TWO PORN CONNOISSEURS IN THE SAME PLACE I THINK THAT MEANS YOU SHOULD PLEASE DM ME PICTURES OF:

JUST YOUR ASS #1
YOU HOLDING A PUMPKIN IN A DIAPER
A SLICE OF PECAN PIE AND YOUR LEFT HAND
SAY MY NAME JULIAN INTO A VOICE RECORDER DEVICE AND CONVERT TO REALPLAYERPLUGIN MEDIA
ID ALSO LIKE ANYTHING THAT YOU TBROW AWAY MAILED TO MY HOUSE IN THE FREEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!!!
I HOLD THEE IN THE HIGHEST OF ESTEEM.

[Julian, Porn CONNOISSEUR]

I CANT READ THE SMALL TEXT OF OTHER EMACHINE USERS IS THERE SOMETHING​ WRONG WITH THIS WEBSIGHT

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by Julian, Porn CONNOISSEUR

THIS IS VERY WISE ADVICE IT IS SO CONPLEX THE RELATION BETWEEN ADOBE REEDER AND THE OUTPUT OF ZIP DRIVE OR SERIAL PORT SPLITTER IT IS HOOKED TO MY FAX MACHINE. DO YOU HAVE ANY PICS, JPGS OR AS I ART YOU CAN SHARE WITH ME PRIVATELY I WILL CHERISHH THEM SWEETLY AND ALSO PLAY CARSCASONNE IN MY POTATO SACK GURNEY THAT IS VERY COMFROTABLE AND DOES NOT IRRITATE MY BATHING SUIT AREA TOO MUCH

I HAVE SOME NAUGHTY JPGS OF SQUIRRELLS, ALSO PENGUINS. NATURE IS SO NAUGHTY. I LIKE LAMINATING GIFS OF SNOWMEN WITH CHARCOL EYES AND LARGE SNOW BREASTS

I STORE MY PASSWORDS INSIDE MY FLOPPY DRIVE, I NEVER USE FLOPPIES ANYMORE THE CD-RS ARE HOW I STORE MY REAL AUDIO FILES. BUT I WORRY SOMETIMES BURNT PAPER SMELL DO YOU THINK IT IS BECAUSE OF THE PASSWORDS IN MY FLOPPY DRIVE? PLEASE RESPOND SOON THE SMELL IT INTENSIFIES

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