Ask Bread Regal

[Bread Regal]

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

d-d-d-d-d-d-do cowboy butts drive you nuts?

googling "Cowboy butts" yields a lot of butts in frumpy Wranglers so i can't say for sure. I mean it's nice to leave some to the imagination, but give me something to work with.

[yo soy el mejor]

wranglers flatten your butt.

[Bread Regal]

YaY Cobain
ImOnTheSiameseDreamCover
Dork
Creep
Freak
monosyllabic username
******
refills79cents
EXTRAVA******
undersco_red
bahnzah
Orenthal James
Thaniel Buckner
DERMATOFIBROSARCOMAPROTUBERENS

I'm confident that is most of them. I don't think I ever had a gimmick.

[Bread Regal]

MagicBus, too.

[Trotskilicious]

Youth in Asia

[Bread Regal]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

is there some way i can learn how to give a fuck

i know this is making this about me but i am confused

dude, i'm confused too. i'll get back to you when i am closer to finding an answer.

[Bread Regal]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

Youth in Asia

Maybe my most clever username. And fitting that my internet girlfriend at the time was Helena Handbasket.

[Trotskilicious]

she was sweet

[sppunk]

Did the forced break last spring end up being beneficial for the semester?

[ilikeplanets]

Daddy would you like some sausage?

how many instruments can you play?

have you ever done karaoke?

what is your favorite mindfucker movie?

what's the worst physical injury you've ever suffered?

what's your favorite scent of lotion?

would you ever wear a speedo?

do you own a telescope?

what's your favorite sandwich?

what word do you frequently misspell?

[Bread Regal]

Originally Posted by sppunk

Did the forced break last spring end up being beneficial for the semester?

"forced break"? not quite sure what your're referring to.

[sppunk]

Originally Posted by Bread Regal

"forced break"? not quite sure what your're referring to.

You asked me to ban you for a few months. That's what I meant.

[Bread Regal]

Daddy would you like some sausage?
Those tofurkey beer brats are awesome

how many instruments can you play?
i can play bass, guitar and a drum kit reasonably well. also i spent a few months developing decent hand drumming techniques. i played trumpet and trombone in high school but my embouchure sucks now. never really did either of them well.

have you ever done karaoke?
fuckin love karaoke.

what is your favorite mindfucker movie?
Mind Game is a good one.
Adaptation/Being John Malcovich are also great.
Forbidden Zone.
I don't think i'm clear about what a mindfucker movie is though.

what's the worst physical injury you've ever suffered?
i broke my 5th metacarpal punching a concrete wall

what's your favorite scent of lotion?
burt's bees makes this peppermint lotion that i really like. it's supposed to be just for feet but i put it on everything (everything)

would you ever wear a speedo?
i often do.

do you own a telescope?
used to. i forget the stats on it, but it was a newtonian telescope that i could use to see jupiter and its moons. we never took it out into the country though, my mom gave it to goodwill without consulting me.

what's your favorite sandwich?
t(of)urkey on rye, with mustard and mayo.
chickpea salad on whole what.
sausage and swiss cheese on a sourdough muffin

sandwiches are a favorite of mine though. sometimes i'll just wrap spaghetti with tempeh and marinara sauce in a tortilla.

what word do you frequently misspell?
a lot of them, but "gauge" is the most annoying.

[Bread Regal]

Originally Posted by sppunk

You asked me to ban you for a few months. That's what I meant.

oh yeah. of course. i've been on fire for like a month now that i forgot all about that.

it helped, but I had other issues this semester that made me shit the bed. mental illness sucks.

[sppunk]

That sucks. :/ Sorry to hear it.

[Bread Regal]

Supplement to eulogy's question.

[Bread Regal]

when i get real tired, you can see my bell's palsy.

key lime pie elementary sounds like a good place to go imo

[slunken]

i think it says key shampoo

[Trotskilicious]

big ole dick on that seal

[Eulogy]

How do you feel about your sp heart tattoo these days? Or any other ones you might have?

I'm contemplating getting a couple more so I'm curious about everyone's thoughts wrt to what he or she has.

[Bread Regal]

i go back and forth on it. i will likely end up covering it, but it's not that urgent.

[Trotskilicious]

cover it up with a dick

[Sonic Johnny]

Originally Posted by Eulogy

How do you feel about your sp heart tattoo these days? Or any other ones you might have?

I'm contemplating getting a couple more so I'm curious about everyone's thoughts wrt to what he or she has.

I've got eleven tatts now and there's really only one I don't like and that's more cause it wasn't well applied moreso than that I regret the design. My first two were SP related and I still really like em.

[wHATcOLOR]

Where would you want to live if you left Florida?

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Coffee or tea?

Do you fear death?

[Bread Regal]

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

Where would you want to live if you left Florida?

it's cliche but probably portland, but i'd settle for anyplace where the mere act of being doesn't make me instantly break out in a sweat.

[hnibos]

Seriously, just walking out to my car and I feel dirty

[mxzombie]

Originally Posted by Bread Regal

it's cliche but probably portland, but i'd settle for anyplace where the mere act of being doesn't make me instantly break out in a sweat.

i felt this way too before i left florida. after 5 years now in new york/illinois i can say with certainty that i absolutely miss the humidity the most. the cold is uncomfortable but the dryness is ever-present and brings a boatload of hygienic maintenance along with it. also i experience waves of dismay when i realize how much color my skin has lost without constant exposure to the sun.