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Old 06-30-2017, 01:45 PM   #31
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'cause that moment when she chokes on the hot dog bun will be worth it

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 01:45 PM   #32
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sorry jb

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 02:35 PM   #33
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I think life is too short to spend time with family members you hate.

Finally stopped pretending with some of mine within the last couple years. It's great.

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 03:30 PM   #34
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she's a grandma and i guess that counts for something. plus disco king kinda hinted at the reason i think everyone is tolerating her.

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 03:36 PM   #35
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there can only be one sole beneficiary though...
reality tv show gold here

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 06:09 PM   #36
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This is why I have pretty much stopped keeping up with anyone in my family. Just a never-ending cycle of drama and unhappiness. Life's too fucking short and I don't feel guilty anymore.

I'm sure I'll regret it when I die alone, but for now I'm all set.

 
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Old 06-30-2017, 06:09 PM   #37
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Doesn't seem like such an ordeal to me. You only need to be nice to her long enough to have her declare you the sole beneficiary of her estate in her will in a state of Alzheimer's-induced delirium.
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Old 06-30-2017, 06:27 PM   #38
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sorry jb

 
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Old 07-01-2017, 12:14 AM   #39
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I think life is too short to spend time with family members you hate.

Finally stopped pretending with some of mine within the last couple years. It's great.
yeah this

 
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Old 07-01-2017, 12:31 AM   #40
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bomb threat at the olive garden

 
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Old 07-01-2017, 01:42 AM   #41
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The trick is to not be attached to any of your family members

Also helps to not be attached to anyone and go through your life like that

 
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Old 07-01-2017, 05:32 AM   #42
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Sage advice.

 
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Old 07-01-2017, 12:51 PM   #43
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The trick is to not be attached to any of your family members

Also helps to not be attached to anyone and go through your life like that
Must spread rep.

 
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Old 07-01-2017, 03:16 PM   #44
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Doesn't seem like such an ordeal to me. You only need to be nice to her long enough to have her declare you the sole beneficiary of her estate in her will in a state of Alzheimer's-induced delirium.
I have a grandfather who is truly just a human turd. In the last few years I have really come to terms with the fact that this is just a lousy, shitty human being who has never contributed anything especially worthwhile to the world, is a racist piece of Trump-supporting trash, and has done an incredible amount of just evil shit to his own family. He's not really a smart person but has a ton of money because he was born into it basically. He got kicked out of college for being a lazy stupid fuckhead literally 5 times but managed to become a doctor anyway because of his father's money.

His racism has become really intolerable to me and we have had some very tense exchanges in the last few years because I don't let that shit slide anymore. Then the rest of my family gets pissed at me because they are also just white assholes.

Hard to say whether I should try to be nice in hopes of an inheritance. #SorryNotSorry

 
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Old 07-01-2017, 07:07 PM   #45
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that makes sense

 
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