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Old 05-09-2006, 10:43 PM   #1
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Default Britney Spears, that fucking whore!

is up the duff again

 
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Old 05-09-2006, 10:48 PM   #2
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same guy that knocked her up the first time?

 
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Old 05-09-2006, 10:48 PM   #3
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whhhhhhat?

 
Old 05-09-2006, 10:49 PM   #4
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her boobs will be like flap jacks after she has this one.

speaking of weird boobs, i've been wanting to post this freakish jessica simpson pic, i guess now is better than any:

http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/0..._goes_red.html

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Old 05-09-2006, 10:54 PM   #5
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biggest tits i've ever seen

 
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Old 05-09-2006, 11:00 PM   #6
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Apparently, she is 5 months along and made a special appearance on David Letterman (to air tonight) to tell everyone about it.

 
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Old 05-09-2006, 11:17 PM   #7
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all i'm saying is as long as it's the same guy who was reponsible for the first one there's no reason to accuse the woman of harlottery

 
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Old 05-09-2006, 11:31 PM   #8
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did this go down?

 
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Old 05-09-2006, 11:42 PM   #9
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aren't you supposed to wait atleast 5 months before getting pregant again?

 
Old 05-09-2006, 11:46 PM   #10
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her boobs will be like flap jacks after she has this one.

speaking of weird boobs, i've been wanting to post this freakish jessica simpson pic, i guess now is better than any:

http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/0..._goes_red.html
Those are some weird boobs.. it looks like it may just have something to do with the way the dress is sewn. Looks like it's got a seam in a weird place, right across the boob.

 
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Old 05-09-2006, 11:46 PM   #11
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not southern baptists

 
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Old 05-10-2006, 12:01 AM   #12
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Those are some weird boobs.. it looks like it may just have something to do with the way the dress is sewn. Looks like it's got a seam in a weird place, right across the boob.
yeah, it makes her breasts appear to be a shelf. Also her now short red hair is bizarre- i think red hair is usally pretty hot on women but it doesn't suit her.

 
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Old 05-10-2006, 12:06 AM   #13
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yeah, it makes her breasts appear to be a shelf. Also her now short red hair is bizarre- i think red hair is usally pretty hot on women but it doesn't suit her.

Yeah, that link says it's just a wig. It makes her look really old or something.

 
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Old 05-10-2006, 07:59 AM   #14
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speaking of weird boobs, i've been wanting to post this freakish jessica simpson pic, i guess now is better than any
Even more horrendous than she usually looks.

 
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Old 05-10-2006, 08:43 AM   #15
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i'd still fuck the shit out of her

 
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Old 05-10-2006, 11:54 AM   #16
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How is she going to balance 2 kids on her lap while she's driving?!? Goddamn!!

 
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Old 05-10-2006, 11:57 AM   #17
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How is she going to balance 2 kids on her lap while she's driving?!? Goddamn!!
while smoking and eating cheetos, too

 
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Old 05-10-2006, 12:02 PM   #18
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while smoking and eating cheetos, too
and walking barefoot into truckstop restrooms!

 
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Old 05-10-2006, 12:12 PM   #19
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while pulling pubes from her teeth

 
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Old 05-10-2006, 12:13 PM   #20
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as she picks ticks from around her anus.

 
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Old 05-10-2006, 12:39 PM   #21
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aren't you supposed to wait atleast 5 months before getting pregant again?
You can get pregnant again pretty much right away.

 
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Old 05-10-2006, 12:43 PM   #22
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yeah but doesn't getting pregnant before waiting 5 months atleast pose a serious risk to your health? i mean like blood clots and hypertension are pretty much a guarantee after that

 
Old 05-10-2006, 01:38 PM   #23
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You can get pregnant again pretty much right away.

especially if you're out partying instead of being at home and breastfeeding!

 
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Old 05-10-2006, 01:51 PM   #24
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i didn't even know she had the first one... i thought she was just babysitting k-fed's other baby

 
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Old 05-10-2006, 01:55 PM   #25
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i didn't even know she had the first one... i thought she was just babysitting k-fed's other baby

quick girl! get yourself a copy of US weekly

 
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Old 05-10-2006, 01:57 PM   #26
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quick girl! get yourself a copy of US weekly
maybe i should, shannon... maybe i should

 
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