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Old 07-16-2018, 08:21 PM   #2281
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I was told I'm very intimidating though, by a young lady from sorting

I realized it has to be that I inherited my father's resting military face, not even a moptop can soften that

 
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Old 07-16-2018, 08:23 PM   #2282
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Find out if she has a brother and, if so, when he last went in for a check-up.

 
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Old 07-16-2018, 08:27 PM   #2283
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audible laughter

 
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Old 07-16-2018, 08:27 PM   #2284
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Honestly, if you're not intimidating in a "creepy" way, but more in a "he looks serious and intense and I'm scared to talk to him" way, it isn't so much of a problem, IMO. That kind of nervousness about talking to you seems more similar to a fear of looking stupid in front of you than a fear that you've already scouted the best body-disposal sites within a five mile radius. That kind of intensity can probably actually fuel attraction, if anything.

Plus, you can then cut the tension by being really non-chalant and smiling and cracking jokes, teasing a little to poke fun at her taking the situation so seriously.

Please do this Elph no one will ever like me so my next best option in life is to live vicariously through an actually handsome person. I demand you ask her to a nice independent coffee place.

 
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Old 07-16-2018, 08:28 PM   #2285
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There's your reason to talk to her. You like her glasses.
I'm more a neg hitter, but a glasses joke? outdated

 
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Old 07-16-2018, 08:31 PM   #2286
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I have talked to in some degree with everyone she works with just to try and create the notion that I am sociable and not scary ok =)

 
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Old 07-16-2018, 08:35 PM   #2287
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Please do this Elph no one will ever like me so my next best option in life is to live vicariously through an actually handsome person. I demand you ask her to a nice independent coffee place.
you've been on what to me is a stunning amount of dates if you aren't creating pretend negative date experiences

you must be the best at not scary

 
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Old 07-16-2018, 11:51 PM   #2288
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I'm more a neg hitter, but a glasses joke? outdated
take this PUA talk to your punk forum please

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 12:24 AM   #2289
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Safety pin denim jackets and neon mohawks do look a lot like peacocking when you think about it.

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 12:26 AM   #2290
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Speaking of fashion tips and faves, what ever happened to he that soaks corks?

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 12:27 AM   #2291
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take this PUA talk to your punk forum please
it was a joke

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 12:28 AM   #2292
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Speaking of fashion tips and faves, what ever happened to he that soaks corks?
yeah i was just wondering what happened cock soaker.

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 01:24 AM   #2293
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he just got replaces by smashingjj who is basically the same person

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 05:30 AM   #2294
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Nah, Cork Soaker and SmashingJJ have got distinct senses of humour. They both incorporate absurdism and non-sequiturs, but they've got different flavours of it.

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 05:38 AM   #2295
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corky's still around. he sent me some private messages recently.

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 05:46 AM   #2296
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Asshole's neglecting us all just so he can get in his kid's good graces.

Bad strategy. As a man, you're supposed to play hard to get and leave your kid wondering if you even like him.

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 08:53 AM   #2297
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That really backfired for my dad.

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 10:53 AM   #2298
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Old 07-17-2018, 11:10 AM   #2299
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i haven't talked to my father in 12 years. didn't even call him when i found out last christmas he had a heart-attack. i don't have his info, but my bro and cousin still keep in touch and help him out.

he dun goofed.

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 11:11 AM   #2300
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elph's work crush has a laptop on a cart? does she push it around to work in remote locations around the workplace?

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 11:12 AM   #2301
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i wish i had a standing desk. i h8 sitting all day. this is not what i want for myself.

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 11:34 AM   #2302
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elph's work crush has a laptop on a cart? does she push it around to work in remote locations around the workplace?
she has to come down to the freight before and after it's unloaded to check it in, which requires her to push the laptop down to each truck

she also does other clickity clack things and seems very busy but maybe she's on Facebook I wouldn't know

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 11:36 AM   #2303
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tipped $10 for a $10 pizza last night just realized goddammit

and now I have to replace my rommates booze before he gets back because I def drank that too

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 11:53 AM   #2304
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Elphenor do you have sad sex to Bahaus?

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 11:54 AM   #2305
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I've had happy sex to Bahaus

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 12:15 PM   #2306
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I'll just admit it, i am cork_soaker.

Now in a Dunkin Donuts, having a coffee break on my way to Boston. The weather is absolutely bonkers which is kind of scary with my tiny amount of driving experience

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 12:21 PM   #2307
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I need fashion trend advice, it's a cold rainy day. best regards.

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 12:35 PM   #2308
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remember to splash in the puddles

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 12:42 PM   #2309
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I can only make recommendations for hot and rainy - trend advice: stay indoors at all times

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 03:56 PM   #2310
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I'll just admit it, i am cork_soaker.

Now in a Dunkin Donuts, having a coffee break on my way to Boston. The weather is absolutely bonkers which is kind of scary with my tiny amount of driving experience
corky would never say this

 
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