You Know I'm Chat Thread

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

so the bathtub offer is still on the table?

Always

[Disco King]

Originally Posted by Joey Goldberg

anyone down for some online Mario Kart 64?

Is that a thing?

Is there a website for that, or would be both need Nintendos and to connect to… Nintendo Live or whatever?

[FlamingGlobes]

[Disco King]

Everybody remembers remembers playing Nintendo 64 Live in 1997, yes?

[FlamingGlobes]

[yo soy el mejor]

I didn't know you could play Mario Kart on the internet. I can't though, sorry. I just realized I actually suck as a student and I need to wake up and complete an outline at 5:30 in the morning.

[yo soy el mejor]

and here we go and here we go!

[Joey Goldberg]

Originally Posted by Disco King

Is that a thing?

Is there a website for that, or would be both need Nintendos and to connect to… Nintendo Live or whatever?

i was kinda fucking around, but it for sure has to be a thing - SNES emulators were able to go online and that was over a decade ago (& also, fuckin' mindblowing)

[run2pee]

Ahem

If u have a switch and Nintendo switch online (20$ annual sub fee) u can play SNES mario kart with friends online. The system also has arguably the best mario kart of all time, Mario kart 8 deluxe, which u can also play online if u subscribe to the online

If anyone wants to play video gaems with me on switch pm me your switch friend code and we’ll friekin do this!

[Joey Goldberg]

well by george let's fuckin' do it!

[Joey Goldberg]

Originally Posted by Run To Me

Ahem

If u have a switch and Nintendo switch online (20$ annual sub fee) u can play SNES mario kart with friends online. The system also has arguably the best mario kart of all time, Mario kart 8 deluxe, which u can also play online if u subscribe to the online

If anyone wants to play video gaems with me on switch pm me your switch friend code and we’ll friekin do this!

yeah but my way is frickin' free!

Switches are cool tho

[Elphenor]

finding the rom might be a pain after Nintendo cracked down on emulation

[FlamingGlobes]

Baths are always free. Just sayin'.

[buzzard]

Originally Posted by Disco King

Our schedules never really lined up so we kind of fell out of touch, but she did contact me recently and I've been meaning to hang out with her again, but I've just been so busy and kind of neglected that and now I realize it's been over a month since I let our last text conversation drop.

She posts on this forum, right?

Definitely feel like I've read some posts from that perspective.

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

So I have a couple of d-bag neighbors. They are super rich (she drives an audi, he drives a charger, both brand new) and super hip (they wear black leather and have trendy haircuts).

Anyway they totally ignore me. So I've been feeling rather bottom-feederish around them.

Then: Redemption!

I had eaten a great big bowl of oatmeal earlier in the day. Then I went on a mega walk. I come back and they are sitting on the porch (we live in condos). He's smoking a cigar, looking mighty hip.

As I approach my door (they are ignoring me even though I smiled and gave them a timid, faltering peace sign), I feel the unmistakable stirrings of a gust of flatulence in my bowels. Now, mind you, I am not one of those heroes who can summon and emit farts at will. So this was a "do or die" "now or never" "carpen deus" type of moment.

It was glorious. A truly magnificent rip, in a rich baritone, with a high pitched flourish at the end. Then I speedily fled the scene, collapsing in tears of mirth within the safety of my domicile.

Now they act like nothing has changed, but we both know it has. With one fell blow, I have seized control and am back on top! Wow!

[yo soy el mejor]

a girl was having a conversation right next to me and when she finished i commented that i liked her voice and said, "you have a really nice voice"...i must be in a good mood.

[yo soy el mejor]

she said, "You do, too!". And I said, "I guess it takes one to know one."

d'oh

[cork_soaker]

i like your voice

you do, too!

i guess it takes one to know one . . . d’oh

[Disco King]

I know you are, but what are you?

[Disco King]

Originally Posted by buzzard

She posts on this forum, right?

Definitely feel like I've read some posts from that perspective.

I once had a dream that I met a cool person and we had the same favourite band and she mentioned posting on some old forum for that band.

Inside I knew I had to delete my entire post history as soon as I got home.

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by cork_soaker

i like your voice

you do, too!

i guess it takes one to know one . . . d’oh

my bad. i said she had a nice voice. (she was having a convo next me. i walked away to use the restroom and when i came back she was done and i said what i said)

[yo soy el mejor]

y'all so cuhrazy! i love it.

[yo soy el mejor]

i'm currently sitting in on a webinar for tulane university to learn more about their online MJ (master of jurisprudence) program (it was the college i considered for a sec when my mom told me after h.s that i need to go to college). online grad school is an alternative to regular grad school here in chicago in case i end up working full-time.

this lady is all up in my ear. i should listen more closely.

[FoolofaTook]

[ovary]

don't get one of these law degrees:

http://www.buzzfeednews.com/amphtml/...ord-law-school

i suspect masters of jurisprudence have similar issues. sincethere is such a glut of JDs right now, why wouldn't employers rather hire actual lawyers?

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by ovary

don't get one of these law degrees:

http://www.buzzfeednews.com/amphtml/...ord-law-school

i suspect masters of jurisprudence have similar issues. sincethere is such a glut of JDs right now, why wouldn't employers rather hire actual lawyers?

i don't want a lawyer's job, dude.

[yo soy el mejor]

i still want to work in nonprofit and labor advocacy and/or reentry after prison. the MJ program at the school i attend now is designed for people "who do not seek to practice law, but who regularly encounter legal issues in their work and/or would benefit from specialized legal knowledge."

yep. thaaaat's me.

[ovary]

good luck

[yo soy el mejor]

have a nice life!

[yo soy el mejor]

have a nice death!