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Old 03-01-2019, 01:18 PM   #1
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Default This jogger who killed the baby mountain lion with his bare hands....

So it’s cool he didn’t get eaten by a mt lion, i guess

But like, he chose to go running thru what amounts to this animals house, at a time authorities had posted warnings about mt lion activity. He was like “nah f that, this my favorite trail, im strong/brave plus gotta run gotta get that joggers high!!!!”

So this animal (which was apparently a baby abandoned by its mother, they’ve discovered) sees the dude and has its instincts triggered and attacks him

And he brutally strangled it with his bare hands and the press is all “gosh what a hero! Can u believe this man! What a champion!”

But i feel the story is actually rather sad, isn’t it? And emblematic of man’s inability to see the world as anything but a big playground for man to do whatever the f man wanna do at any given moment?

Maybe next time stay home when there’s mt lion warnings, and no one will have to die

 
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Old 03-01-2019, 01:39 PM   #2
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maybe next time the cub's mom is chilling behind a rock and swipes that fucker's face off


 
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Old 03-01-2019, 03:38 PM   #3
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jesus christ

 
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Old 03-01-2019, 03:38 PM   #4
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how many of these are even left? the fuck was he doing in a place those animals live?

nuke ppl

 
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Old 03-01-2019, 03:50 PM   #5
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As a friend to all animals, I have sometimes thought about what I would do if one attacked me, and honestly I don't think I could in good conscience kill it even to save my life

Happy to give out bops on the nose left and right, though, just savage bops

This dumb prick might as well have fallen into the lion cage at the zoo and I think PETA should do the sane thing for once and splash his house and person with red paint for the rest of his life

 
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Old 03-01-2019, 03:56 PM   #6
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It'll be chilling with Cecil and Harambe in Heaven.

 
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Old 03-01-2019, 04:19 PM   #7
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this is why people need to stay inside and not in the woods, mountains, deserts, oceans, outer space, or anywhere. fuck the adventurous spirit, look what happens.

 
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Old 03-01-2019, 04:45 PM   #8
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Old 03-01-2019, 04:54 PM   #9
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Why does his jacket have thumb holes like an emo high school student's sweater?

 
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Old 03-01-2019, 04:56 PM   #10
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P.S. I like how he needed to unsaddle a thumb to stretch the lion out just right.

 
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Old 03-01-2019, 05:08 PM   #11
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this is why people need to stay inside and not in the woods, mountains, deserts, oceans, outer space, or anywhere. fuck the adventurous spirit, look what happens.
this is why there are far too many humans and why we're the reason of the current wave of mass extinction among all living creatures that aren't human.

 
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Old 03-01-2019, 05:39 PM   #12
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Old 03-01-2019, 05:45 PM   #13
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To be silent; to be alone. All the being and the doing, expansive, glittering, vocal, evaporated; and one shrunk, with a sense of solemnity, to being oneself, a wedge-shaped core of darkness, something invisible to others.

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Old 03-01-2019, 07:03 PM   #14
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocene_extinction

 
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Old 03-01-2019, 07:55 PM   #15
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this is why there are far too many humans and why we're the reason of the current wave of mass extinction among all living creatures that aren't human.
The Earth and its inhabitants were doomed from the start. Ride that wave hard while you can, space monkey!

 
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Old 03-01-2019, 08:03 PM   #16
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So did anyone figure out yet what we’re sposed to be doing so we don’t kill everything ever?

Did i vote wrong, a couple times, even? Lookin for guidance in the face of these staggering facts

 
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Old 03-01-2019, 08:04 PM   #17
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Is it b/c im neoliberal, still? Or something? Somehow i know this is all my fault

 
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Old 03-01-2019, 08:12 PM   #18
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You should pray harder

 
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Old 03-01-2019, 08:13 PM   #19
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Don't forget about the thoughts!

 
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Old 03-01-2019, 08:15 PM   #20
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Yes, always think harder. In fact, that might actually work!

 
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Old 03-01-2019, 08:17 PM   #21
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Oh, i thought buzz meant like, my thoughts are to blame, too

That would make perfect sense, always knew my thoughts were no good. Gotta think better thoughts, stop thinking less than 10/10 thoughts

Heal the world by start with your mind whispies etc

 
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Old 03-01-2019, 09:03 PM   #22
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So did anyone figure out yet what we’re sposed to be doing so we don’t kill everything ever?

Did i vote wrong, a couple times, even? Lookin for guidance in the face of these staggering facts
PayPal me some money and i'll save a couple species

 
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Old 03-01-2019, 10:00 PM   #23
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Cougars are actually not endangered at all. If you go hiking in many places in the western US you will see signs warning you not to hike alone because of cougars

 
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Old 03-01-2019, 11:15 PM   #24
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it'd be much harder to strangle a right whale with you bare hands, even a calf

 
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Old 03-02-2019, 02:06 PM   #25
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As a friend to all animals, I have sometimes thought about what I would do if one attacked me, and honestly I don't think I could in good conscience kill it even to save my life
Are you cognitively impaired?

 
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Old 03-02-2019, 02:31 PM   #26
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it'd be much harder to strangle a right whale with you bare hands, even a calf
If anyone could do it though , it’d be this super fit Colorado jogger WHAT A HERO WHAT FEAT!!!

 
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Old 03-02-2019, 03:32 PM   #27
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Make Oceans Great Again

 
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Old 03-03-2019, 01:54 AM   #28
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give me the red button i'll press it

 
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Old 03-03-2019, 01:56 AM   #29
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i don't really know what t'hell you're talking about but it was a puma, asshole

 
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man’s inability to see the world as anything but a big playground for man to do whatever the f man wanna do at any given moment?
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