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Old 03-04-2019, 04:08 AM   #3901
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Eerily recognizable all this; about 10-15 years ago i went through similar shit. I kind of gave up at some point which ironically helped a lot.

 
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Old 03-04-2019, 04:12 AM   #3902
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do I really want to be close to someone

or do I just want to carry them around like an accessory to post punk shows

 
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Old 03-04-2019, 04:29 AM   #3903
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we will run into each other again though, all alone at a show

she will keep the black rose I gave her and I the Sioux pin

And Ill have figured myself out so I can do things right

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Old 03-04-2019, 04:44 AM   #3904
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right now I just take E and dance to industrial with girls with shaved heads though

dust off the blazer and eyeliner

she doesn't like Cabarat Voltaire or drugs, I think she was too sweet for that

 
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Old 03-04-2019, 08:02 AM   #3905
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let's see ur penis

 
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Old 03-04-2019, 08:15 AM   #3906
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I went to the footy and smooked a huge boof and was freckled as it was great

 
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Old 03-04-2019, 08:15 AM   #3907
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this is what australians talk like

 
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Old 03-04-2019, 08:37 AM   #3908
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I feel like you've stolen the "as" from your neighbours.

 
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Old 03-04-2019, 02:22 PM   #3909
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maybe I ought to be at the goth club picking up a new Bauhaus fan every night
Do this. I mean, you're tall enough to have the capacity to do this, so why not?

At this point, if I had the ability to, I'd switch to hookups over dating. Dating has become exhausting. Trying to think of fun date ideas and work out logistics and pay for people who've probably never had to go through the effort of setting up a date themselves, and yet will ghost you or breadcrumb you regardless.

But it's not really a choice for me. I can't just decide to hookup. I'm not attractive enough for this to be up to me according to my whims. There have been flukes where I've come close, but some circumstances always intervened to prevent it from coming (literally) to fruition.

Some people can have a different partner every weekend, if they really want to. Others have to settle for "getting lucky" sometimes. And yet others don't even have that benefit.

 
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Old 03-04-2019, 02:30 PM   #3910
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I mean, gee, Elphenor. Didn't you meet this girl when you were down in the ditches, and I convinced you to go out and try to socialize instead of staying home sad regardless? You've obviously got charm.

I mean, yeah, maybe using empty sex to temporarily make yourself feel better is a bad idea, but what else are you going to do? "Work on yourself?" Become a zen monk and find inner peace? Lol, you're young and handsome. You have time to be all healthy and shit later. Just have fun now. If you continue school, keep yourself out of credit-card debt, and protect against STIs and pregnancy, you can be empty party guy and still have a fine future. Don't be a narc who "did everything right" like me.

 
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Old 03-04-2019, 02:39 PM   #3911
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yes whatever you do pls don't get pregnant elph!

 
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Old 03-04-2019, 03:28 PM   #3912
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she told me basically it seemed like I only cared about music and sex
Wtf what else is there

 
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Old 03-04-2019, 03:29 PM   #3913
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Did u tell her you’ve a very successful boarding career on a preeminent forumboard from the olden days?

 
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Old 03-04-2019, 03:54 PM   #3914
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Wtf what else is there
Well like eh, cats?

 
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Old 03-04-2019, 03:54 PM   #3915
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Eerily recognizable all this; about 10-15 years ago i went through similar shit. I kind of gave up at some point which ironically helped a lot.
my best relationships came about when i was happy being single. but unlike these folk i'm not interested in hookups (maybe only once in a while) or dating. true connection and a sense of partnership sounds great to this bitter grape. i've been there done that with the casual romance and it usually ends in a fireball, the way it started. but no one care about my perspective on this.

 
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Old 03-04-2019, 04:16 PM   #3916
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Well like eh, cats?

 
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Old 03-04-2019, 04:58 PM   #3917
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my best relationships came about when i was happy being single. but unlike these folk i'm not interested in hookups (maybe only once in a while) or dating. true connection and a sense of partnership sounds great to this bitter grape. i've been there done that with the casual romance and it usually ends in a fireball, the way it started. but no one care about my perspective on this.
oh god don't get me started. it's an American expression.

 
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Old 03-04-2019, 05:43 PM   #3918
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wasn't that troublesome for you in a lot of ways, breegie? not judging, just be careful down that hazardous road of exes
yes, and things got weirder. She messaged me today asking if I want to come spend the weekend at her place. I mean... that's weird, right? We have said for a long time we would hang out again at some point, but now she is inviting me to sleep on her air mattress. Also this person broke up with me because she had a sexual identity crisis and came out as gay, but since then I know she has dated other men.

not really sure what to make of this situation

 
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Old 03-04-2019, 06:06 PM   #3919
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so i was walking through a bunch of suburbs today and i swear to god (on my life), I must have seen 7-9, maybe 8, cats just chilling in their yards.


 
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Old 03-04-2019, 06:06 PM   #3920
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i also saw female humans but, well, you know.

 
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Old 03-04-2019, 06:07 PM   #3921
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yes, and things got weirder. She messaged me today asking if I want to come spend the weekend at her place. I mean... that's weird, right? We have said for a long time we would hang out again at some point, but now she is inviting me to sleep on her air mattress. Also this person broke up with me because she had a sexual identity crisis and came out as gay, but since then I know she has dated other men.

not really sure what to make of this situation

I don't know her, but I'm getting classic "mercurial drama monarch who doesn't know what they want" vibes from that description.

Has she exhibited borderline traits before?

 
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Old 03-04-2019, 06:07 PM   #3922
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which one, the one on the far right?

 
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Old 03-04-2019, 06:40 PM   #3923
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so i was walking through a bunch of suburbs today and i swear to god (on my life), I must have seen 7-9, maybe 8, cats just chilling in their yards.


 
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Old 03-04-2019, 06:58 PM   #3924
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yes, and things got weirder. She messaged me today asking if I want to come spend the weekend at her place. I mean... that's weird, right? We have said for a long time we would hang out again at some point, but now she is inviting me to sleep on her air mattress. Also this person broke up with me because she had a sexual identity crisis and came out as gay, but since then I know she has dated other men.

not really sure what to make of this situation
I think she's suddenly lonely for whatever reason and thinks you will ease that for her. Do as you please, but I wouldn't invest too much emotionally because from what little bits I know of the story she has no problem using people and needs to have endless attention and external validation. Let me guess, is she single right now? It is very hard to be friends or FWB with an ex. Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad.

 
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Old 03-04-2019, 07:25 PM   #3925
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Give her a fierce armlock so you make sure she gets hurt first

 
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Old 03-04-2019, 07:26 PM   #3926
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she had a sexual identity crisis and came out as gay, but since then I know she has dated other men.
Sexuality is a spectrum and fluid and...
*yelling old lady voice"

 
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Old 03-04-2019, 08:01 PM   #3927
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there's some new spectrum sexuality thing i remember learning

instead of like kinsey scale it's more like

how attracted are you to men: 0-10
how attracted are you to women: 0-10

like it's not a spectrum from one to the other. i thought that was cool.

also yes there are other gender identifications i'm just trying to introduce the concept

 
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Old 03-04-2019, 08:16 PM   #3928
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YOU'RE WELCOME
I scored “Cyborg" and pretty much agree with the description.
Although I feel I should deduct 10 points for even taking the time to do this quiz in the first place.

 
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Old 03-04-2019, 08:29 PM   #3929
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i got cyborg @ 69. 63 if you don't count the bullshit +6 for being female

 
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Old 03-04-2019, 08:29 PM   #3930
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79 - Cyborg

Damn, what a relief. I was thinking somewhere between Wizard's Apprentice and full-bore Wizard.

 
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