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Old 02-17-2022, 12:11 AM   #1
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Default If you woke up tomorrow in Corgan's body, what would you do?

i'd spend a lot of time weeping i think. only ~20 years left to live, saddled with 2 kids and a wife

but i'd also hit up pumpkinland and shred some mean solos. pour over the soundboards. leak the last metro show to the boards

 
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Old 02-17-2022, 01:32 AM   #2
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I'd immediately see what I/he was packing downstairs. Hit up airplane mode for a little fun time (not the MCIS instrumental, either). Stop by Zuzu's for some lunch and then go eat some BBQ when they bring out the Vegan crap. Go see my gear collection and jam out with Jimmy. Call D'arcy and tell her shes still fired. Prank call Mike and Kerry on a 3-way call. Send Jimmy Frog some love in the form of a new house, car or just whatever that sweet man needs. Hit up C-love for some afternoon tea (if you know what I mean). Go cruising with Manson on some motorcycles. See what Spaceboy was up to, maybe go bowling and buy him something nice. Go home to my mansion and spend the night in the SP vault digging through PM songs, Arising, final metro footage and soundboards till I crashed out in my money pile.

 
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Old 02-17-2022, 02:36 AM   #3
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“Call D’arcy and tell her she’s still fired.”

I’d make it my full-time job to go through the archives and put together a dozen or so albums of unreleased material, and a then a dozen or so live performance selections, and I’d plan to release two of these albums per year via bandcamp with decent original artwork and titles etc.

There’s literally nothing else I would want to do as Billy. Not interested.

 
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Old 02-17-2022, 05:46 AM   #4
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Book a studio, get the master tapes of everything released since 2000 and redo all the vocals.

 
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Old 02-17-2022, 06:14 AM   #5
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Old 02-17-2022, 01:11 PM   #6
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Step two: Get on Instagram Live, make a MonteIT* joke that would crack this site in half, and then punch myself in the throat over and over until my voice box was irreparably damaged

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Old 02-17-2022, 01:13 PM   #7
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I'd immediately see what I/he was packing downstairs. Hit up airplane mode for a little fun time (not the MCIS instrumental, either). Stop by Zuzu's for some lunch and then go eat some BBQ when they bring out the Vegan crap. Go see my gear collection and jam out with Jimmy. Call D'arcy and tell her shes still fired. Prank call Mike and Kerry on a 3-way call. Send Jimmy Frog some love in the form of a new house, car or just whatever that sweet man needs. Hit up C-love for some afternoon tea (if you know what I mean). Go cruising with Manson on some motorcycles. See what Spaceboy was up to, maybe go bowling and buy him something nice. Go home to my mansion and spend the night in the SP vault digging through PM songs, Arising, final metro footage and soundboards till I crashed out in my money pile.
I can get on board with everything but the D'arcy thing. Why the hated for her?

 
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Old 02-17-2022, 02:10 PM   #8
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I can get on board with everything but the D'arcy thing. Why the hated for her?
She derailed the reunion. You'd think in 20+ years she could have gotten some mental health help at some point.

 
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Old 02-17-2022, 03:21 PM   #9
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If I woke up as corgan tomorrow, I'd sell off the wrestling junk, admit that it was the drugs that made me do it, and try my damn hardest to make amends with D'arcy - even if that ends up being a process of sending her to rehab, or sucking it up because corgan might be at fault here.

I'd move back to sleeping on the floor of the practice space until my head got clear of the 'luxary of life' that have blinded him into making shitty music for many many years.

& realease all the old stuff.. EVERYTHING up to 2022, good or bad, let the fans sort it out.

 
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Old 02-17-2022, 04:04 PM   #10
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Would make love with Love while singing “come as you are, as you were, as I want you to be”

 
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Old 02-17-2022, 06:14 PM   #11
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Clamp down and refuse to leave until it had a visible skullet

 
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Old 02-17-2022, 06:16 PM   #12
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She derailed the reunion. You'd think in 20+ years she could have gotten some mental health help at some point.
Kinda funny how this is exactly what I said is going on and I was told that's not how it works by another member on here.

 
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Old 02-17-2022, 08:37 PM   #13
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Kinda funny how this is exactly what I said is going on and I was told that's not how it works by another member on here.
To be fair I am pretty sure this was originally referencing what I said about vinyl pressing. Not 100%, but whateva.

 
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Old 02-18-2022, 02:40 AM   #14
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I’d look in the mirror and say in my best vibrato, “ohlee ow! I’m illy or-innn!!”

 
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Old 02-18-2022, 04:37 AM   #15
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Whip it out and see if it's as big as the rumors say.

 
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Old 02-18-2022, 11:57 AM   #17
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I'd do what I do every morning. Try and suck my own dick.

 
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Old 02-18-2022, 12:37 PM   #18
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If i were barcy i'd release chicago songs and the psychedelic album( shiny2) or dayn nite via bandcamp. And i'd give my last few remaining fans a free machina reissue...

You know i got about 75mio dollars, so i try to be generous and crawl back into my fans' asses

 
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Old 02-18-2022, 03:38 PM   #19
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I would finally release the long awaited sequel Siddhartha album and reissue Aegea as a super deluxe 8CD boxset.

It's what the fans want.

 
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