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Old 03-17-2008, 03:16 AM   #1
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Default my cat just bit my nipple

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Old 03-17-2008, 03:16 AM   #2
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your cat is my alter-ego

 
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Old 03-17-2008, 03:37 AM   #3
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For some reason this thread title made me really excited, and then I realized that might be a little disturbing...

 
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Old 03-17-2008, 03:38 AM   #4
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got antiseptic?

 
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Old 03-17-2008, 03:54 AM   #5
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True fact, huh? Interesting.

 
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Old 03-17-2008, 03:57 AM   #6
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what is the cat's name?

 
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Old 03-17-2008, 04:00 AM   #7
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what is the cat's name?
Manatee

 
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Old 03-17-2008, 04:09 AM   #8
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Manatee


that is the best name for an animal EVER.

 
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Old 03-17-2008, 04:25 AM   #9
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no it isn't

calling a dog "syndrome"

 
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Old 03-17-2008, 04:27 AM   #10
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the second so-called sentence makes no damn sense.

 
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Old 03-17-2008, 04:58 AM   #11
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well i just assumed to could imagaroo the rest of the sentence

ok again:

no it isn't

the best name to call an animal would have to be - syndrome because then you can say "down syndrome" ahahaha

 
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Old 03-17-2008, 05:00 AM   #12
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well i just assumed to could imagaroo the rest of the sentence

ok again:

no it isn't

the best name to call an animal would have to be - syndrome because then you can say "down syndrome" ahahaha
as dumb as that is, i loled.

 
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Old 03-17-2008, 05:01 AM   #13
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*curtsy*

that is my best joke so now I'll just go..

 
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Old 03-17-2008, 05:02 AM   #14
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you must have more about retarded dogs or children.

 
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Old 03-17-2008, 05:04 AM   #15
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ok

How do you get a retard to commit suicide?

Put a knife in his hand and ask him "Who’s Special?"

 
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Old 03-17-2008, 05:05 AM   #16
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heres one

why did the monkey fall off the tree?

 
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Old 03-17-2008, 05:07 AM   #17
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i dunno why but im laughing

 
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Old 03-17-2008, 05:09 AM   #18
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nope

because it was dead!

 
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Old 03-17-2008, 05:11 AM   #19
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lol

come on you must have a better one?! too obvious twas that!

have you noticed we are switcharooing between these 2 posts? mwahahaha!!!!

 
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Old 03-17-2008, 05:13 AM   #20
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yes i have

sorry i am fresh out of retarded animal jokes.

 
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Old 03-17-2008, 06:07 AM   #21
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I'm going to get a cat and call it Manny Chevrolet

 
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Old 03-17-2008, 06:29 AM   #22
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oh, look at all the bonding going on here..

oh and thats what you get for dangling your bare nipple in front of a feline!

 
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Old 03-17-2008, 07:41 AM   #23
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that's what you get for not giving your cat milk for two weeks.

 
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Old 03-17-2008, 09:46 AM   #24
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A dog bit my nipple last night.

 
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Old 03-17-2008, 09:47 AM   #25
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Old 03-17-2008, 10:04 AM   #26
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...of random Netphorians

replying to a thread

trying to find out what happens...

 
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when people stop being thread bumpers...

...and start getting real.

 
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You can't just go around bumping old threads what the hell

 
 


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