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Old 07-17-2008, 02:53 AM   #1
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Arrow are we headed for chaos?

near-completion of the intrusive orwellian superstates
people getting "offended" by everything and taking everyone else to court instead of growing a pair
global religious intolerance to the nth degree
people helpless to believe the propaganda about inflation/fuel/crime so they never leave home
technocratic alienation
dumbing-down of the school system
ridiculous p.c. lawmaking trying to put the leash on freedom of expression
environmental shit
gross overpopulation

we need laws restricting birth allowance for each household, rampant vigilante justice, smaller communities so complete recycling systems can be implemented, to kick out the fucking bureaucrats, a "shut up" fine to slap on whiners who propose stupid laws, a "no one care" restraining order on the Real Paul Hems of the world so they can't keep spoiling everyone's fun, to ban religion, programs to create more vocational and trade-based work to occupy the bored minds of young people so they can find fulfillment in working to improve our quality of life and so there will be less competition in the art/media sector, to reconstruct the internet as a streamlined information tool with no digital media piracy capabilities and limited social networking sites so people don't spend all day sitting on their ass. when people get frustrated at not having netphoria the little paperclip guy will appear and tell you to go play basketball instead

who's with me!

 
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:57 AM   #2
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mass confusion FTW

 
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:59 AM   #3
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Old 07-17-2008, 03:00 AM   #4
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Old 07-17-2008, 03:00 AM   #5
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Four billion wordwide
population - all living - have a
Computer God Containment Policy
Brain Bank Brain, a real brain, in the
Brain Bank Cities on the far side of the
moon we never see. Primarily based
on your lifelong Frankenstein Radio
Controls, especially your Eyesight TV
sight-and-sound recorded by your brain,
your moon-brain of the Computer God
activates your Frankenstein threshold
Brainwash Radio - lifelong inculcating
conformist propaganda. Even frightening
you and mixing you up and the usual
"Don't worry about it" for your setbacks,
mistakes - even when you receive
deadly injuries!

THIS is the Worldwide Computer God Secret Containment Policy!



"...the Brain Bank Cities on the far
side of the moon we never see."



"...Worldwide as a Frankenstein slave, usually at night, you
go to the nearby hospital
or camouflaged miniature-
hospital van trucks." Worldwide as a Frankenstein
slave, usually at night, you go to the
nearby hospital or camouflaged
miniature-hospital van trucks. You strip
naked, lay on the operating table, which
slides into the sealed Computer God
Robot Operating Cabinet. Intravenous
tubes are connected. The slimy, vicious
Jew doctor simply pushes the starting
button. Based upon your Computer
God brain-on-the-moon, which records
progress in your systematic butchery,
your butchery is continued. Exactly.
Systematically.
The Computer God Operating Cabinet
has many robot arms, with electrical
and laser beam knife robot arms.
With fly-eye TV cameras watching
your whole body, every part of you is
monitored - even through your
Frankenstein Controls! Synthetic blood;
synthetic instant-sealing flesh and skin,
even synthetic electrical heartbeat to
keep you alive are some of the
unbelievable Computer God Instant
Plastic Surgery Secrets™. You are the
highest, most intelligent electrical
MACHINE in the Universe!

Inevitability of Gradualness:
Usually in a few years you are made
stringbean thin or grotesquely
deformed, crippled and ugly or even
made over one foot shorter or one foot
taller as the Computer God sees fit.
Virtually ALL of the important Instant
Plastic Surgery is done to you inside
the Computer God Sealed Robot
Operating Cabinet; even unbelievable,
impossible plastic surgery operations -
all impossible even for dozens of vicious kosher-bosher doctors working around
the clock for weeks! The Computer God
sealed robot-arm operating cabinet can
perform all of the above impossible
plastic surgery operations overnight -
even dwarfting you over a foot or
increasing your height by two feet!
This is possible because Computer
God Robot Operating Cabinet imitates
your microminiature electrical current
intelligence system in your body. It
even duplicates the microminiature
electric currents that soften your broken
bones to create mending of them and
then creates stress either compressing
the bones, thereby shortening them, or
stress to make the bones grow longer.

"Virtually ALL of the
important Instant Plastic
Surgery is done to you
inside the Computer God
Sealed Robot Operating
Cabinet..."



"...cataract, rheumatism,
weak heart, damaged vision,
epilepsy, fainting spells,
paralysis, loss of memory,
trembling, gout, diabetes;
many diseases!" Spring, 1984, Mr. Dec; lifelong would-be
doctor and printer. Insight to the Worldwide
Computer God Stratified Closed Society
perfected by hospital birth, making possible
lifelong Frankenstein controls and lifelong
hampering human defects. Containment Policy
hospital birth lifelong "gifts" example: deformed,
crippled, retarded, pox, hives, warts, moles,
blindness, deafness, poor vision, etc.
Kosher-bosher containment policy work
"good" doctors secret health example: cataract,
rheumatism, weak heart, damaged vision,
epilepsy, fainting spells, paralysis, loss of
memory, trembling, gout, diabetes; many
diseases!

The worldwide unbelievable
lowest deadly gangster kosher-
bosher vicious "medical profession";
worldwide unbelievable instant plastic
surgery BUTCHERYof the body and
brain - especially the face! Wipe-on
hormones and laser beam surgery
causing instant ugly deep wrinkles,
scars, age spots, arthritis, freckles,
blemishes, pimples. Red, brown, black
or even sick white face and body.
Worldwide dark negroidic-colored male
sex organs to brainwash inferior female
brain for overall plan: intermarry with
niggers!
Total graying and balding, even hairy
body and furry body. Mustached,
bearded women. Even wipe-on synthetic
hormones causing cancerous growth.
Bloating, swelling, deformed big pickle
nose. Bulldog hanging cheeks and
jowls. From teen-age gradual wipe-on
yellowing, browning and blackening of
teeth and instant grinding and acids
leaving hollow brown stumps so vocal
chords are made raspy, aged - creating
a wrinkled, ugly gargoylic clown-booze-
face worldwide population by age 70.
Deformed, crippled, weak and brain
damaged, nu, senile! Lingering for
INEVITABILITY OF GRADUALNESS:
extermination! For your ONLY hope for
a future; do you know ONE word of pray
for me, Francis E. Dec?





"...For your ONLY
hope for a future;
do you know ONE
word of pray for me,
Francis E. Dec?"



"...the Communist
'Black Wave' of
the future."

Computer God computerized
brainthinking sealed robot
operating arm surgery cabinet
machine removal of most of the
frontal command-lobe of the brain -
gradually during lifetime and overnight
in all insane asylums after Computer
God kosher-bosher one month
probation period - creating helpless,
hopeless Computer God Frankenstein
Earphone Radio Parroting Puppet
brainless slaves resulting in millions of
hopeless helpless homeless derelicts
in all JerU.S.Alem cities and Soviet
slave work camps. Not only the
hangman rope Deadly Gangster
Parroting Puppet scum-on-top know
this top medical secret even worse
deadly gangster Jew disease; from deaf
Ronnie Reagan to U.S.S.R. Gorbachev
know this oy vay Computer God
Containment Policy (top secret)!

Eventual brain-lobotomization
of the entire world population
for the Worldwide Deadly Gangster
Communist Computer God Overall Plan
- an ideal worldwide population of light-
skinned, low hopeless and helpless
Jew-mulattos; the Communist "Black
Wave" of the future.

 
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Old 07-17-2008, 03:01 AM   #6
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is that some epic wesley willis song or something

 
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Old 07-17-2008, 03:21 AM   #7
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We need a good old worldwide war. People are weaker than they ever have been.

 
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Old 07-17-2008, 03:25 AM   #8
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near-completion of the intrusive orwellian superstates
people getting "offended" by everything and taking everyone else to court instead of growing a pair
global religious intolerance to the nth degree
people helpless to believe the propaganda about inflation/fuel/crime so they never leave home
technocratic alienation
dumbing-down of the school system
ridiculous p.c. lawmaking trying to put the leash on freedom of expression
environmental shit
gross overpopulation

we need laws restricting birth allowance for each household, rampant vigilante justice, smaller communities so complete recycling systems can be implemented, to kick out the fucking bureaucrats, a "shut up" fine to slap on whiners who propose stupid laws, a "no one care" restraining order on the Real Paul Hems of the world so they can't keep spoiling everyone's fun, to ban religion, programs to create more vocational and trade-based work to occupy the bored minds of young people so they can find fulfillment in working to improve our quality of life and so there will be less competition in the art/media sector, to reconstruct the internet as a streamlined information tool with no digital media piracy capabilities and limited social networking sites so people don't spend all day sitting on their ass. when people get frustrated at not having netphoria the little paperclip guy will appear and tell you to go play basketball instead

who's with me!

All of these things will get much worse before anybody does anything about them. It's the lazy, rationalize-anything mentality of the free market that makes people think it's always better to react when things are at their worst, calling upon the name of efficiency. Efficiency, bah. Why wait for change when you can enforce it now?!

 
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Old 07-17-2008, 03:26 AM   #9
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So much shit needs to change, there is no little quick fixes to solve things. We need to roll back as a species and realise ourselves beyond the fickle animalities that have kept us apart and against eachother.

 
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Old 07-17-2008, 05:44 AM   #10
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technocratic alienation
what

 
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Old 07-17-2008, 05:52 AM   #11
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problem: everything above

solution: make Snoop Dogg the emperor of earth.

addon solution: make Andre "Ice Cold" 3000 the vice-emperor... thing.

 
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Old 07-17-2008, 06:01 AM   #12
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I just keep watching this rat try and jump on a lit light bulb. Thankfully she can't reach it otherwise I'd have another issue on my hands just like the tea kettle one

 
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Old 07-17-2008, 07:08 AM   #13
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what
me likey big words

 
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Old 07-17-2008, 08:22 AM   #14
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We need to start killing politicians.

 
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Old 07-17-2008, 09:03 AM   #15
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not to mention the aliens

 
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Old 07-17-2008, 09:31 AM   #16
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Isle needs a tourbus.

 
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Old 07-17-2008, 12:55 PM   #17
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i'm sure there's a tourbus out there that needs Isle.

 
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Old 07-17-2008, 01:03 PM   #18
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isle is the first person in history to ask this question

 
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Old 07-17-2008, 01:19 PM   #19
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isle is a revolutionary political mastermind and a nutritious soya-based snack product.

 
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Old 07-17-2008, 01:28 PM   #20
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the only way to move away from a draconian future is to impose draconian birth control laws.

 
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Old 07-17-2008, 01:30 PM   #21
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I'm gonna have 5 kids, just to piss you all off.

 
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:06 PM   #22
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i'm sure there's a tourbus out there that needs Isle.
One that's fueled by narcissism and paranoia.

 
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:11 PM   #23
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I'm gonna have 5 kids, just to piss you all off.
well i'm not gonna have any, just to piss you off.

 
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:13 PM   #24
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well i'm not gonna have any, just to piss you off.
But that doesn't piss me off.... I don't care how many kids people have.

 
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:15 PM   #25
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But that doesn't piss me off.... I don't care how many kids people have.
neither do i!

 
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:34 PM   #26
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neither do i!
Good for you!

 
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Old 07-17-2008, 04:02 PM   #27
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god it's so easy to hate jokeyloki sometimes

 
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Old 07-17-2008, 04:22 PM   #28
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But that doesn't piss me off.... I don't care how many kids people have.
But you're people. So if you don't care how many kids people have, and you're people, then that means if you set out to have a set amount of kids in order to accomplish a goal oh my god I've gone cross-eyed.

 
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Old 07-17-2008, 04:32 PM   #29
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What the world needs to do is just sit down and spark a big fattie J man and just chill on some "Dark Side of the Moon" man. Yeeeeah man.

 
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Now would be a good time to let you know that I'm with your exgirlfriend. We're still buds, right?

 
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