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07-17-2008, 02:53 AM | #1 |
Minion of Satan
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are we headed for chaos?
near-completion of the intrusive orwellian superstates
people getting "offended" by everything and taking everyone else to court instead of growing a pair global religious intolerance to the nth degree people helpless to believe the propaganda about inflation/fuel/crime so they never leave home technocratic alienation dumbing-down of the school system ridiculous p.c. lawmaking trying to put the leash on freedom of expression environmental shit gross overpopulation we need laws restricting birth allowance for each household, rampant vigilante justice, smaller communities so complete recycling systems can be implemented, to kick out the fucking bureaucrats, a "shut up" fine to slap on whiners who propose stupid laws, a "no one care" restraining order on the Real Paul Hems of the world so they can't keep spoiling everyone's fun, to ban religion, programs to create more vocational and trade-based work to occupy the bored minds of young people so they can find fulfillment in working to improve our quality of life and so there will be less competition in the art/media sector, to reconstruct the internet as a streamlined information tool with no digital media piracy capabilities and limited social networking sites so people don't spend all day sitting on their ass. when people get frustrated at not having netphoria the little paperclip guy will appear and tell you to go play basketball instead who's with me! |
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07-17-2008, 02:57 AM | #2 |
Boardcaster
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mass confusion FTW
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07-17-2008, 02:59 AM | #3 |
Minion of Satan
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post/av
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07-17-2008, 03:00 AM | #4 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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07-17-2008, 03:00 AM | #5 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: l'isle joyeuse
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Four billion wordwide
population - all living - have a Computer God Containment Policy Brain Bank Brain, a real brain, in the Brain Bank Cities on the far side of the moon we never see. Primarily based on your lifelong Frankenstein Radio Controls, especially your Eyesight TV sight-and-sound recorded by your brain, your moon-brain of the Computer God activates your Frankenstein threshold Brainwash Radio - lifelong inculcating conformist propaganda. Even frightening you and mixing you up and the usual "Don't worry about it" for your setbacks, mistakes - even when you receive deadly injuries! THIS is the Worldwide Computer God Secret Containment Policy! "...the Brain Bank Cities on the far side of the moon we never see." "...Worldwide as a Frankenstein slave, usually at night, you go to the nearby hospital or camouflaged miniature- hospital van trucks." Worldwide as a Frankenstein slave, usually at night, you go to the nearby hospital or camouflaged miniature-hospital van trucks. You strip naked, lay on the operating table, which slides into the sealed Computer God Robot Operating Cabinet. Intravenous tubes are connected. The slimy, vicious Jew doctor simply pushes the starting button. Based upon your Computer God brain-on-the-moon, which records progress in your systematic butchery, your butchery is continued. Exactly. Systematically. The Computer God Operating Cabinet has many robot arms, with electrical and laser beam knife robot arms. With fly-eye TV cameras watching your whole body, every part of you is monitored - even through your Frankenstein Controls! Synthetic blood; synthetic instant-sealing flesh and skin, even synthetic electrical heartbeat to keep you alive are some of the unbelievable Computer God Instant Plastic Surgery Secrets™. You are the highest, most intelligent electrical MACHINE in the Universe! Inevitability of Gradualness: Usually in a few years you are made stringbean thin or grotesquely deformed, crippled and ugly or even made over one foot shorter or one foot taller as the Computer God sees fit. Virtually ALL of the important Instant Plastic Surgery is done to you inside the Computer God Sealed Robot Operating Cabinet; even unbelievable, impossible plastic surgery operations - all impossible even for dozens of vicious kosher-bosher doctors working around the clock for weeks! The Computer God sealed robot-arm operating cabinet can perform all of the above impossible plastic surgery operations overnight - even dwarfting you over a foot or increasing your height by two feet! This is possible because Computer God Robot Operating Cabinet imitates your microminiature electrical current intelligence system in your body. It even duplicates the microminiature electric currents that soften your broken bones to create mending of them and then creates stress either compressing the bones, thereby shortening them, or stress to make the bones grow longer. "Virtually ALL of the important Instant Plastic Surgery is done to you inside the Computer God Sealed Robot Operating Cabinet..." "...cataract, rheumatism, weak heart, damaged vision, epilepsy, fainting spells, paralysis, loss of memory, trembling, gout, diabetes; many diseases!" Spring, 1984, Mr. Dec; lifelong would-be doctor and printer. Insight to the Worldwide Computer God Stratified Closed Society perfected by hospital birth, making possible lifelong Frankenstein controls and lifelong hampering human defects. Containment Policy hospital birth lifelong "gifts" example: deformed, crippled, retarded, pox, hives, warts, moles, blindness, deafness, poor vision, etc. Kosher-bosher containment policy work "good" doctors secret health example: cataract, rheumatism, weak heart, damaged vision, epilepsy, fainting spells, paralysis, loss of memory, trembling, gout, diabetes; many diseases! The worldwide unbelievable lowest deadly gangster kosher- bosher vicious "medical profession"; worldwide unbelievable instant plastic surgery BUTCHERYof the body and brain - especially the face! Wipe-on hormones and laser beam surgery causing instant ugly deep wrinkles, scars, age spots, arthritis, freckles, blemishes, pimples. Red, brown, black or even sick white face and body. Worldwide dark negroidic-colored male sex organs to brainwash inferior female brain for overall plan: intermarry with niggers! Total graying and balding, even hairy body and furry body. Mustached, bearded women. Even wipe-on synthetic hormones causing cancerous growth. Bloating, swelling, deformed big pickle nose. Bulldog hanging cheeks and jowls. From teen-age gradual wipe-on yellowing, browning and blackening of teeth and instant grinding and acids leaving hollow brown stumps so vocal chords are made raspy, aged - creating a wrinkled, ugly gargoylic clown-booze- face worldwide population by age 70. Deformed, crippled, weak and brain damaged, nu, senile! Lingering for INEVITABILITY OF GRADUALNESS: extermination! For your ONLY hope for a future; do you know ONE word of pray for me, Francis E. Dec? "...For your ONLY hope for a future; do you know ONE word of pray for me, Francis E. Dec?" "...the Communist 'Black Wave' of the future." Computer God computerized brainthinking sealed robot operating arm surgery cabinet machine removal of most of the frontal command-lobe of the brain - gradually during lifetime and overnight in all insane asylums after Computer God kosher-bosher one month probation period - creating helpless, hopeless Computer God Frankenstein Earphone Radio Parroting Puppet brainless slaves resulting in millions of hopeless helpless homeless derelicts in all JerU.S.Alem cities and Soviet slave work camps. Not only the hangman rope Deadly Gangster Parroting Puppet scum-on-top know this top medical secret even worse deadly gangster Jew disease; from deaf Ronnie Reagan to U.S.S.R. Gorbachev know this oy vay Computer God Containment Policy (top secret)! Eventual brain-lobotomization of the entire world population for the Worldwide Deadly Gangster Communist Computer God Overall Plan - an ideal worldwide population of light- skinned, low hopeless and helpless Jew-mulattos; the Communist "Black Wave" of the future. |
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07-17-2008, 03:01 AM | #6 |
Minion of Satan
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is that some epic wesley willis song or something
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07-17-2008, 03:21 AM | #7 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: Robot Factory
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We need a good old worldwide war. People are weaker than they ever have been.
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07-17-2008, 03:25 AM | #8 | |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
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All of these things will get much worse before anybody does anything about them. It's the lazy, rationalize-anything mentality of the free market that makes people think it's always better to react when things are at their worst, calling upon the name of efficiency. Efficiency, bah. Why wait for change when you can enforce it now?! |
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07-17-2008, 03:26 AM | #9 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: Robot Factory
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So much shit needs to change, there is no little quick fixes to solve things. We need to roll back as a species and realise ourselves beyond the fickle animalities that have kept us apart and against eachother.
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07-17-2008, 05:44 AM | #10 |
Braindead
Location: the amazing year 400 million
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07-17-2008, 05:52 AM | #11 |
Through Silver In Buds
Location: Centralia
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problem: everything above
solution: make Snoop Dogg the emperor of earth. addon solution: make Andre "Ice Cold" 3000 the vice-emperor... thing. |
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07-17-2008, 06:01 AM | #12 |
Banned
Location: somerville, nj
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I just keep watching this rat try and jump on a lit light bulb. Thankfully she can't reach it otherwise I'd have another issue on my hands just like the tea kettle one
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07-17-2008, 07:08 AM | #13 |
Minion of Satan
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07-17-2008, 08:22 AM | #14 |
Minion of Satan
Location: Kiltworld
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We need to start killing politicians.
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07-17-2008, 09:03 AM | #15 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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not to mention the aliens
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07-17-2008, 09:31 AM | #16 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: Maximum Homosapien crammed down your HaHa hole.
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Isle needs a tourbus.
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07-17-2008, 12:55 PM | #17 |
Braindead
Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green.
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i'm sure there's a tourbus out there that needs Isle.
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07-17-2008, 01:03 PM | #18 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: l'isle joyeuse
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isle is the first person in history to ask this question
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07-17-2008, 01:19 PM | #19 |
Minion of Satan
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isle is a revolutionary political mastermind and a nutritious soya-based snack product.
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07-17-2008, 01:28 PM | #20 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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the only way to move away from a draconian future is to impose draconian birth control laws.
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07-17-2008, 01:30 PM | #21 |
has great self of steam.
Location: SECRET OBAMA FUCKDEN RENDEZVOUS
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I'm gonna have 5 kids, just to piss you all off.
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07-17-2008, 02:06 PM | #22 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: Maximum Homosapien crammed down your HaHa hole.
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07-17-2008, 02:11 PM | #23 |
Braindead
Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green.
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07-17-2008, 02:13 PM | #24 |
has great self of steam.
Location: SECRET OBAMA FUCKDEN RENDEZVOUS
Posts: 24,305
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07-17-2008, 02:15 PM | #25 |
Braindead
Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green.
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07-17-2008, 02:34 PM | #26 |
has great self of steam.
Location: SECRET OBAMA FUCKDEN RENDEZVOUS
Posts: 24,305
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07-17-2008, 04:02 PM | #27 |
Braindead
Location: the amazing year 400 million
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god it's so easy to hate jokeyloki sometimes
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07-17-2008, 04:22 PM | #28 |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
Posts: 35,781
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But you're people. So if you don't care how many kids people have, and you're people, then that means if you set out to have a set amount of kids in order to accomplish a goal oh my god I've gone cross-eyed.
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07-17-2008, 04:32 PM | #29 |
Socialphobic
Location: The Filthy South
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What the world needs to do is just sit down and spark a big fattie J man and just chill on some "Dark Side of the Moon" man. Yeeeeah man.
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07-17-2008, 04:38 PM | #30 |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
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Now would be a good time to let you know that I'm with your exgirlfriend. We're still buds, right?
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