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View Poll Results: Would you like to see some microscope videos posted here?
Yes 9 81.82%
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Old 04-20-2020, 03:37 AM   #1
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Question Would you like to see some microscope videos posted here?

I have a digital microscope. Blackheads and ingrown hairs being popped out? Tiny creatures moving about? Requests?

 
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Old 04-20-2020, 04:07 AM   #2
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let's see your penis

 
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Old 04-20-2020, 11:22 AM   #3
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show us a microscoped pubic hair

 
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Old 04-20-2020, 11:22 AM   #4
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a piece of fruit any fruit

 
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Old 04-20-2020, 11:23 AM   #5
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a scar can we see a scar

 
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Old 04-20-2020, 11:23 AM   #6
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something raw

 
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Old 04-20-2020, 12:49 PM   #7
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let's see your penis

 
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Old 04-20-2020, 12:58 PM   #8
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i'd like to see it put to good use in the ongoing investigations of the sudden, disturbing disappearances of Travis Meeks & Karl Connor

my prediction: you will find many, many fingerprints of a certain Rat Bastard

 
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Old 05-28-2020, 10:31 PM   #9
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a piece of fruit any fruit
Strawberry:


Last edited by butthurt : 05-28-2020 at 10:42 PM.

 
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Old 05-28-2020, 10:40 PM   #10
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show us a microscoped pubic hair
Head hair:




Nose hair:



Ingrown hair:


 
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Old 05-28-2020, 10:43 PM   #11
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Eyeball:

 
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Old 05-28-2020, 11:22 PM   #12
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Wicked, thanks

 
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Old 05-28-2020, 11:24 PM   #13
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No, I hate this. Ew.

 
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Old 05-29-2020, 12:01 AM   #14
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cool thread

 
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Old 05-29-2020, 12:24 AM   #15
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I want to see a microscopic pic of your butthurt

 
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Old 05-29-2020, 03:00 AM   #16
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please post a vid of you pulling out that ingrown hair

 
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Old 05-29-2020, 07:00 AM   #17
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Strawberry:

Jesus, I may never eat another strawberry ever again.

What else you got?

 
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Old 05-29-2020, 07:18 AM   #18
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i want to see your sperms. not just some sperm--i want to see your sperms.

 
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Old 05-29-2020, 09:26 AM   #19
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a nail

lightbulb

cheese grater

space in between toes

 
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Old 05-29-2020, 09:35 AM   #20
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i want to see your sperms. not just some sperm--i want to see your sperms.
Everyone's trying to outdo Shallowed, but he already won the thread with his first post. Call it a day, guys.

 
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Old 05-29-2020, 09:36 AM   #21
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Old 05-29-2020, 10:02 AM   #22
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a man

a plan

panama

 
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Old 05-30-2020, 02:45 AM   #23
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i want to see your sperms. not just some sperm--i want to see your sperms.
I would absolutely love to show you my seed, but the magnification of this device is not great enough to show any sperm cells.

 
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Old 05-30-2020, 04:58 AM   #24
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can you see mites?

 
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Old 05-30-2020, 06:59 AM   #25
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Can you fit something that is always touched/never sanitized like a phone or a remote control (or Took's weiner) under your microscope?

 
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Old 05-30-2020, 08:32 AM   #26
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Hey! Leave my hobbit out of this!

 
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Old 05-30-2020, 01:57 PM   #27
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I would absolutely love to show you my seed, but the magnification of this device is not great enough to show any sperm cells.
id be happy with a semen shot of any magnification

 
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Old 05-30-2020, 07:26 PM   #28
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What else you got?
Sebaceous filaments:


 
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Old 05-30-2020, 07:29 PM   #29
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space in between toes
A screw:





In between toes:



 
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Old 05-30-2020, 07:30 PM   #30
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Can you fit something that is always touched/never sanitized like a phone or a remote control (or Took's weiner) under your microscope?
I will look for something. My phone and remote are too clean to be interesting.

Here's the mic opening on an old phone I have:



 
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