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12-31-2014, 11:23 PM | #1 |
Virgo
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$40 seems expensive for a blowjob
and $80 for bj with sex
do these craigslist posters think i'm made of money |
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12-31-2014, 11:24 PM | #2 |
Virgo
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i just want a massage by candle light, yo
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12-31-2014, 11:32 PM | #3 | |
Virgo
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http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/b...psv0eiq84a.jpg
this poor child wants to do sex to me for money without even knowing me those eyes still hold a lot of life it's never too late never give up and never let go
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12-31-2014, 11:35 PM | #4 |
Virgo
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i think billy would want me to do it
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12-31-2014, 11:35 PM | #5 |
Virgo
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i need to find a cash machine...
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12-31-2014, 11:35 PM | #6 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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Yo
It's 2015 (hehe) already, get tinder, or grinder, or badoo, I dunno |
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01-01-2015, 12:05 AM | #7 |
Socialphobic
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in my neighborhood its running $200 ..srs
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01-01-2015, 12:15 AM | #8 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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/hugboxed
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01-01-2015, 12:27 AM | #9 |
Virgo
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so you guys are saying i should go for it? i only have like 4$ in my wallet though.
i offered her a pace to crash who knows how rough it is out there for a craigslist whore. |
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01-01-2015, 12:30 AM | #10 |
Socialphobic
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its win/win all around
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01-01-2015, 12:52 AM | #11 |
Virgo
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amphetamine
annie dog has a face and a leash |
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01-01-2015, 12:54 AM | #12 |
Virgo
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who am i kidding i bet she likes zwan
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01-01-2015, 12:55 AM | #13 |
Virgo
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i asked if i could keep her number and she said yes!
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01-01-2015, 01:30 AM | #14 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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cool maybe you can get a free bj one of these days
at least give a brother a 50% off coupon |
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01-01-2015, 01:39 AM | #15 |
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01-01-2015, 02:45 AM | #16 | |
Virgo
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i got another -
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01-01-2015, 02:45 AM | #17 |
Virgo
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dang i should have brought more money
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01-01-2015, 04:51 AM | #18 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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usually it's 20 for around the world
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01-01-2015, 04:55 AM | #19 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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deal
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01-01-2015, 06:30 AM | #20 | |
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01-01-2015, 06:30 AM | #21 |
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women don't even return my messages
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01-01-2015, 09:23 AM | #22 |
huh
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How dare they!
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01-01-2015, 09:24 AM | #23 |
huh
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Have you been featured on nice guys of okcupid yet
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01-01-2015, 12:00 PM | #24 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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i found a place in daejeon (city in the middle of the ROK) where one coud purchase a handjob for $40. the girls were ok. i went there so many times (way cheaper than the $70-$200 massage parlours) that the pimps gave me a "special" girl once. no she wasn't a ******! she was super hot, skinny with big breasts, had a butterfly tattoo over her rump, and i could fuck her. and the best part was, she was from UZBEKISTAN. cool, no? half korean/half uzbek. she gave me her number. i never called her.
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01-01-2015, 12:07 PM | #25 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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if it makes you feel any better the only people who are attracted to me are insecure, underage kids, or old, fat women, or gay dudes.
don't get me wrong, i am flattered by any attention by this point (the gay dudes are usually funny), but why, why god why, can't i ever get some cute girl my age??? |
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01-01-2015, 12:09 PM | #26 |
Banned
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01-01-2015, 12:12 PM | #27 |
Banned
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in a thread about paying for prostitutes on craigslist the fact that i mention that women don't return my messages is the limit
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01-01-2015, 12:12 PM | #28 |
Banned
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how dare he what a fedora wearing nerd asshole omg lol
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01-01-2015, 12:25 PM | #29 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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hmm
fedora wearing nerd asshole sounds kinda hot |
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01-01-2015, 12:26 PM | #30 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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ATTN EULOGY!!
i need semi drunken/hungover nude pics to start off the year with a bang |
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