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buzzard · 11-15-2018, 02:39 AM

I never did believe he'd rise above the absolute lowest rank.

Disco King · 11-15-2018, 02:50 AM

My favourite plural is the plural for octopus: octoplode.

redbreegull · 11-15-2018, 03:06 AM

a drunken nightmare

Record and upload audio >>

redbreegull · 11-15-2018, 03:19 AM

i phrased the phallus of your deed

slunken · 11-16-2018, 11:53 AM

who took the giant monster sea

Disco King · 11-16-2018, 07:57 PM

Did karaoke for the first time two nights ago.

Pro-tip: when selecting a karaoke song, keep in mind that choosing "Light My Fire" will result in you awkwardly standing on stage and not knowing where to look or what to do with your hands as the three-minute organ solo plays.

Why the fuck didn't they have the radio edit

yo soy el mejor · 11-16-2018, 08:06 PM

FoolofaTook · 11-16-2018, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disco King

Did karaoke for the first time two nights ago.

Pro-tip: when selecting a karaoke song, keep in mind that choosing "Light My Fire" will result in you awkwardly standing on stage and not knowing where to look or what to do with your hands as the three-minute organ solo plays.

Why the fuck didn't they have the radio edit

lol. that's what you get for doing karaoke (the nadir of western civ).

FoolofaTook · 11-16-2018, 08:42 PM

i am drinking cheap shit wine and eating cheap shit pizza.

it is glorious.

redbreegull · 11-16-2018, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disco King

Did karaoke for the first time two nights ago.

Haha that's a good story. I think I mentioned this recently but the first and only time I did karaoke I got roped into a duet by a woman who had heard me singing earlier (when I was sober). She picked Bohemian Rhapsody, and it went about the way you might imagine.

FoolofaTook · 11-16-2018, 08:59 PM

FoolofaTook · 11-16-2018, 09:01 PM

only time i ever did karaoke was in korea. i was super drunk and with my students. they convinced me to do it (the fuckers). it was a beatles song, i think let it be. for some reason i did it in a growly death metal voice. they were all like

i wanted to die. in fact, thinking back about it makes me want to die all over again.

FoolofaTook · 11-16-2018, 09:01 PM

true story

redbreegull · 11-16-2018, 09:03 PM

That actually sounds hilarious but maybe it didn't translate culturally

ilikeplanets · 11-16-2018, 10:26 PM

it should have, because k metal can be pretty vicious

FoolofaTook · 11-16-2018, 10:44 PM

i didn't mean to do the growly voice. it just happened because i can't sing. this was years before i discovered black metal. i think it was an omen (inauspicious).

FoolofaTook · 11-16-2018, 10:59 PM

i'm trying to get drunk but feeling tired just at the second bottle

is this old age?

ilikeplanets · 11-16-2018, 11:54 PM

say hi to your hangover for me!

FoolofaTook · 11-17-2018, 12:22 AM

i can't drink enough to get hungover. just tired.

Shallowed · 05:23 AM

FlamingGlobes · 11-18-2018, 09:31 AM

That sounds exhausting.

FlamingGlobes · 11-18-2018, 09:32 AM

Talking about communism??!! Where do you get your stamina?

Shallowed · 11-18-2018, 09:51 AM

I'm unemployed so I don't use it all at work

FoolofaTook · 11-18-2018, 11:18 AM

yep. that's how i have the energy to go on three hour pilgrimages looking for eagles and foxes and shit.

Elphenor · 11-19-2018, 11:28 PM

maybe best sex of my life every weekend for like a month now

but I also work weekends so I only get to take a nap before work

FlamingGlobes · 11-19-2018, 11:34 PM

Yeah but have you burned any effigies lately?

Elphenor · 11-19-2018, 11:37 PM

Cruz effigies when we went to vote for Beto best date

Have you ever had sex to Bjork

it's a bit odd when it shuffles to the 1977 record where she's 12

buzzard · 11-20-2018, 01:25 AM

It's not the best because those involved aren't particularly adept at their instruments or any sort of post-punk logic like that, is it?

FlamingGlobes · 11-20-2018, 07:40 AM

But that's the point, maaaan.

Elphenor · 11-20-2018, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzzard

It's not the best because those involved aren't particularly adept at their instruments or any sort of post-punk logic like that, is it?

it wasn't my playlist but Bjork is a way technically gifted vocalist

my brain almost doesn't know how to process it

11-18-2018, 04:51 AM	#3260
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 18,608	. Last edited by Shallowed : 05-10-2022 at 05:23 AM.

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11-15-2018, 02:39 AM	#3241
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,781	I never did believe he'd rise above the absolute lowest rank.

11-15-2018, 02:50 AM	#3242
Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 8,876	My favourite plural is the plural for octopus: octoplode.

11-15-2018, 03:06 AM	#3243
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 32,753	a drunken nightmare Record and upload audio >>

11-15-2018, 03:19 AM	#3244
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 32,753	i phrased the phallus of your deed

11-16-2018, 11:53 AM	#3245
slunken Virgo Posts: 42,781	who took the giant monster sea

11-16-2018, 07:57 PM	#3246
Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 8,876	Did karaoke for the first time two nights ago. Pro-tip: when selecting a karaoke song, keep in mind that choosing "Light My Fire" will result in you awkwardly standing on stage and not knowing where to look or what to do with your hands as the three-minute organ solo plays. Why the fuck didn't they have the radio edit

11-16-2018, 08:06 PM	#3247
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548

11-16-2018, 08:42 PM	#3249
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	i am drinking cheap shit wine and eating cheap shit pizza. it is glorious.

11-16-2018, 08:59 PM	#3251
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	ha

11-16-2018, 09:01 PM	#3252
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	only time i ever did karaoke was in korea. i was super drunk and with my students. they convinced me to do it (the fuckers). it was a beatles song, i think let it be. for some reason i did it in a growly death metal voice. they were all like i wanted to die. in fact, thinking back about it makes me want to die all over again.

11-16-2018, 09:01 PM	#3253
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	true story

11-16-2018, 09:03 PM	#3254
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 32,753	That actually sounds hilarious but maybe it didn't translate culturally

11-16-2018, 10:26 PM	#3255
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	it should have, because k metal can be pretty vicious

11-16-2018, 10:44 PM	#3256
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	i didn't mean to do the growly voice. it just happened because i can't sing. this was years before i discovered black metal. i think it was an omen (inauspicious).

11-16-2018, 10:59 PM	#3257
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	i'm trying to get drunk but feeling tired just at the second bottle is this old age?

11-16-2018, 11:54 PM	#3258
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	say hi to your hangover for me!

11-17-2018, 12:22 AM	#3259
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	i can't drink enough to get hungover. just tired.

11-18-2018, 09:31 AM	#3261
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	That sounds exhausting.

11-18-2018, 09:32 AM	#3262
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	Talking about communism??!! Where do you get your stamina?

11-18-2018, 09:51 AM	#3263
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 18,608	I'm unemployed so I don't use it all at work

11-18-2018, 11:18 AM	#3264
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	yep. that's how i have the energy to go on three hour pilgrimages looking for eagles and foxes and shit.

11-19-2018, 11:28 PM	#3265
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	maybe best sex of my life every weekend for like a month now but I also work weekends so I only get to take a nap before work

11-19-2018, 11:34 PM	#3266
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	Yeah but have you burned any effigies lately?

11-19-2018, 11:37 PM	#3267
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	Cruz effigies when we went to vote for Beto best date Have you ever had sex to Bjork it's a bit odd when it shuffles to the 1977 record where she's 12

11-20-2018, 01:25 AM	#3268
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,781	It's not the best because those involved aren't particularly adept at their instruments or any sort of post-punk logic like that, is it?

11-20-2018, 07:40 AM	#3269
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	But that's the point, maaaan.