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Old 12-26-2007, 08:40 PM   #1
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Default So is it wrong for me to be upset about this?

So my brother knocked up some slut, who at the time was sleeping with 1-2 other guys. He got arrested before the baby was born and just got out last month. The baby is about 4 months now and he just got the dna test in the mail to find out if the baby is his. So he wants to go to Amokole right this minute and get the test done. Our friend was gonna take him, but that didn't work out. So he was bothering my cousin about taking his car there who said "No, I don't want my car there tonight just wait two days and we'll go. Just be patient man, two days isn't gonna kill you."

He, however, threw an enormous bitch fit and now my parents are driving him there in like 10-15 minutes.

Is it really so hard to wait two more days?

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 08:42 PM   #2
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billy corgan.

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 08:43 PM   #3
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You said it man

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 08:50 PM   #4
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Man not this thread again. We have one of these like every 2 months.

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 08:50 PM   #5
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Old 12-26-2007, 08:55 PM   #6
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And she's my girl from Amokole
And the only place I want to be
Is under the shade tree
With my girl from Amokole

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 09:08 PM   #7
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your brother is clearly a douche for this, he knew exactly what he was getting into- but at the same time i feel as if its more the slut's fault- if she's basically advertising to guys with her legs wide open then she's practically inviting them to knock her up, whether they care or not. the baby should be her responsibility.

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 09:30 PM   #8
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Old 12-26-2007, 09:41 PM   #9
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So my brother knocked up some slut, who at the time was sleeping with 1-2 other guys. He got arrested before the baby was born and just got out last month. The baby is about 4 months now and he just got the dna test in the mail to find out if the baby is his. So he wants to go to Amokole right this minute and get the test done. Our friend was gonna take him, but that didn't work out. So he was bothering my cousin about taking his car there who said "No, I don't want my car there tonight just wait two days and we'll go. Just be patient man, two days isn't gonna kill you."

He, however, threw an enormous bitch fit and now my parents are driving him there in like 10-15 minutes.

Is it really so hard to wait two more days?
Maybe this is just very important to him. Don't know why, but it might be.

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 09:48 PM   #10
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So my brother knocked up some slut, who at the time was sleeping with 1-2 other guys. He got arrested before the baby was born and just got out last month. The baby is about 4 months now and he just got the dna test in the mail to find out if the baby is his. So he wants to go to Amokole right this minute and get the test done. Our friend was gonna take him, but that didn't work out. So he was bothering my cousin about taking his car there who said "No, I don't want my car there tonight just wait two days and we'll go. Just be patient man, two days isn't gonna kill you."

He, however, threw an enormous bitch fit and now my parents are driving him there in like 10-15 minutes.

Is it really so hard to wait two more days?
I wouldn't want to wait if I was going to find out a life changing thing like that. It's one of those things that you have to be the person in the situation or else it just seems ridiculous.

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 10:06 PM   #11
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But I mean when theres no money or feasible way at the moment to get to where he needs to go then whats the harm in waiting a couple days when that way is gonna be there.

Aside from that after he does what eh needs to do there he needs to send that thing to new mexico. Which is then going to be messed around with for the maury analysis, then shipped ba ck to him. From that time it will take 8 buisness days to get here, and fedx only rides by my neighborhood on wednesdays. So He's going to be waiting a while anyway so what is two more days?

aside from that hes just pissing my dad off more and more. My dad just told my mom to leave my brother at the gas station cause they were there for 30 minutes for god knows why. My brother then started walking to Amokole. My dad went out looking for him now so he could beat the crap out of him. And with the way my dad is when hes drunk who knows whether or not hes just gonna punch him in the face till hes knocked out or kill him.

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 10:10 PM   #12
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I don't know what I'd do without you man, I love you!

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Old 12-26-2007, 10:15 PM   #13
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i don't even ...

wow

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 10:20 PM   #14
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aw that was so heartfelt.

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 10:26 PM   #15
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i love how the words fade in for emphasis.

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 10:31 PM   #16
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Oliver, just about every post of yours is hilarious because your avatar.

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 10:34 PM   #17
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your dad's a drunken abuser, your brother an ex-con with a bastard that she doesn't know is his, and your mom's an enabler.

sounds like you should probably just burn the house down

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 10:34 PM   #18
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it turns everything into a lie

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 10:37 PM   #19
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your dad's a drunken abuser, your brother an ex-con with a bastard that she doesn't know is his, and your mom's an enabler.

sounds like you should probably just burn the house down
http://www.outpostnine.com/images/wo...orstporn18.jpg

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 10:40 PM   #20
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I feel horrible knowing what porno that is.

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 10:42 PM   #21
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I was just reading about it haha. That sounds like a fucked up movie!

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 10:43 PM   #22
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http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/porn.html

hot

http://www.outpostnine.com/images/wo...worstporn4.jpg

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 10:47 PM   #23
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Seriously man, I think this ones probably worse though.

http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/sfer.html

I went looking for Lolita.. after i read that out of sheer morbid curiosity that it was as bad as he made it out to be. I came up with nothing though.

I was actually gonna ask if anyone read anything on outpostnine/gaiijin smash a couple weeks ago.

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 10:50 PM   #24
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this girl gave me a weird ass porno because she wanted to make up for the fact that she's screwed me over and lied to me multiple times. I took it, but i still hate her.
It's called "barn baby barn" and it's a ton of sex in barns and shit like that. it's so fucking weird.

weirdest part:
three girls come in from horse back riding. one says "i'm hot" and takes her shirt off. then the others start sucking her boobs. then one of them climbs on a rope while the other one eats her out. two guys then came in and then had sex with all of them. haha.

 
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Old 12-26-2007, 10:53 PM   #25
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*insert WTF face*

That is..

wow

 
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