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Old 04-19-2017, 05:35 PM   #631
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Is so lactose intolerant farts uncontrollably just driving by a cow, posts here exclusively while pooping vile ibs/milk poops
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Old 04-19-2017, 05:35 PM   #632
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lets the dog lick his toes
Mmmm sounds restorative remind me to buy a pooch hound

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 05:39 PM   #633
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Gets grossed out by egg yolk; requires all eggs to be cooked to death.

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 05:51 PM   #634
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actually has a picture of himself doing that pose from his avatar

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 08:41 AM   #635
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Knew Camila Cabello had left Fifth Harmony yet didn't tell me.

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 01:12 PM   #636
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Gets grossed out by egg yolk; requires all eggs to be cooked to death.
Nah them yolks gotta be runny u crazy? Nothin worse than a dry chewy yolk. Ate like 5 over easies not 24 hrs ago

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 01:18 PM   #637
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Yeeeeeeees \m/ runny yolk

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 06:13 PM   #638
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Yeah, you gotta have runny yolks for sopping up with leftover toast/bagel/whatever.

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 06:38 PM   #639
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It's gotta explode like an eyeball when you bite it.

Yum.

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 06:45 PM   #640
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Onsen tamago

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 07:11 PM   #641
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Old 04-20-2017, 08:49 PM   #642
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The others won't know what to do with all the screen time.

 
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Old 04-21-2017, 07:54 AM   #643
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Is a neat freak.

 
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Old 04-22-2017, 12:31 AM   #644
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blames the cat for the farts

 
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Old 04-22-2017, 12:31 AM   #645
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blames the farts for the cat

 
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Old 04-22-2017, 12:56 AM   #646
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Farts less than me (a lot)

 
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Old 04-22-2017, 01:09 AM   #647
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Her farts don't stink

 
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Old 04-22-2017, 11:10 AM   #648
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Her farts don't stink
Has stubby thumbs

 
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Old 04-22-2017, 11:11 AM   #649
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Farts less than me (a lot)
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Old 04-22-2017, 11:11 AM   #650
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blames the farts for the cat
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Old 04-22-2017, 11:12 AM   #651
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Has stubby thumbs

 
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Old 04-22-2017, 11:12 AM   #652
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Old 04-22-2017, 11:13 AM   #653
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The others won't know what to do with all the screen time.
Has stubby thumbs

 
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Old 04-22-2017, 11:18 AM   #654
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blames the cat for the farts
Nope

 
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Old 04-22-2017, 11:19 AM   #655
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Has stubby thumbs
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Old 04-22-2017, 09:48 PM   #656
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Is a neat freak.
The choking laughter almost killed my xodó.

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 08:40 AM   #657
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Has OCD for cleaning.

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 09:59 AM   #658
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has cried silently but powerfully (including persistently biting down her bottom lip) at the prospect of netphoria being gone

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 10:14 AM   #659
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(obviously, it felt like someone shoved their hand down my throat and ripped out my pancreas as opposed to feeling like someone reached down my throat and ripped out my kidney as it usually feels reading netphoria)

Has a pajama set.

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 10:18 AM   #660
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ripped out my pancreas
this requires ESSE after it

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