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exactlythesame · 03-07-2008, 12:13 AM

i hate
by wHATcOLOR
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wHATcOLOR · 03-07-2008, 12:15 AM

hey man it has it's advantages. actually, this is really the only one i can think of. but it really is an advantage, and nobody can take that away from me

Mariner · 03-07-2008, 12:15 AM

how does one go about acquiring one of these "small penises"?

wHATcOLOR · 03-07-2008, 12:16 AM

i specified it on the order form when i was being created

Mariner · 03-07-2008, 12:18 AM

was it like a land's end catalog?

wHATcOLOR · 03-07-2008, 12:20 AM

it was more like mongolian barbecue

mercurial · 03-07-2008, 12:21 AM

I'm sure whatcolor would let you use his, if you asked politely

mercurial · 03-07-2008, 12:22 AM

he's a good guy, that whatcolor

wHATcOLOR · 03-07-2008, 12:23 AM

speaking of mongolian bbq have you guys seen the mongolian bbq shoe design thing on puma's website? kinda neat

edit: thanks mercurial youre pretty swell yourself

Mariner · 03-07-2008, 12:23 AM

whatcolor, i wonder if i could possibly try out your small penis someday, you know, to see how it is and stuff?

Mariner · 03-07-2008, 12:23 AM

oh, he clearly moved on and changed the subject. this may be awkward

exactlythesame · 03-07-2008, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

hey man it has it's advantages. actually, this is really the only one i can think of. but it really is an advantage, and nobody can take that away from me

would you say that the advantage outweighs the glaring disadvantages

wHATcOLOR · 03-07-2008, 12:24 AM

nah it's cool. i was thinking of getting rid of it anyways so i dont think itll be a problem

wHATcOLOR · 03-07-2008, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by exactlythesame

would you say that the advantage outweighs the glaring disadvantages

not even close. are you trying to crush my spirit or somethign

Mariner · 03-07-2008, 12:25 AM

would you replace it or like go to a salad bar and see what life is like on the other side of the god where can this metaphor go at this point

exactlythesame · 03-07-2008, 12:25 AM

just trying to help you come to terms with your flaws

you're still beautiful to me

wHATcOLOR · 03-07-2008, 12:26 AM

i'm thinking of trading up. i'm taking more of a wait and see approach though especially that i've figured out the one advantage to my current situation

wHATcOLOR · 03-07-2008, 12:27 AM

thanks fellas. i think the only thing left for this thread is the soccer practice video. brb

wHATcOLOR · 03-07-2008, 12:27 AM

Mariner · 03-07-2008, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

i'm thinking of trading up.

would you consider a hybrid

in the meantime you should probably walk around with a woody all day just because you can.

wHATcOLOR · 03-07-2008, 12:31 AM

no hybrid for me there are certain compromises i'm not willing to make, planet earth be damned

exactlythesame · 03-07-2008, 12:32 AM

hey dude

Ever · 03-07-2008, 08:12 AM

Buy very tight underwear. It's what I did

Kahlo · 03-07-2008, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ever

Buy very tight underwear. It's what I did

cutting off circulation - great idea

teh b0lly!!1 · 03-07-2008, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

having a boner, thus not being able to walk upstairs to make coffee because people will see that i have a boner. Then, i have to wait for it to subside.

why dont you use that boner to your own advantage and make that coffee an extra creamy latte, instead of whining like a bitch?

aurel · 03-07-2008, 09:38 AM

Tiny.
Flaccid.
Penis.

Thaniel Buckner · 03-07-2008, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

my solution is to have a small penis so that nobody can detect anythign different

this is what i've been doing for a while now. works every time.

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03-07-2008, 12:13 AM	#31
exactlythesame Minion of Satan Location: I thought what I'd do is I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes Posts: 7,676	i hate by wHATcOLOR Today 11:11 PM Go to last post

03-07-2008, 12:15 AM	#32
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 47,247	hey man it has it's advantages. actually, this is really the only one i can think of. but it really is an advantage, and nobody can take that away from me

03-07-2008, 12:15 AM	#33
Mariner OB-GYN Kenobi Location: the sea Posts: 17,020	how does one go about acquiring one of these "small penises"?

03-07-2008, 12:16 AM	#34
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 47,247	i specified it on the order form when i was being created

03-07-2008, 12:18 AM	#35
Mariner OB-GYN Kenobi Location: the sea Posts: 17,020	was it like a land's end catalog?

03-07-2008, 12:20 AM	#36
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 47,247	it was more like mongolian barbecue

03-07-2008, 12:21 AM	#37
mercurial $ W▲ G Posts: 6,576	I'm sure whatcolor would let you use his, if you asked politely

03-07-2008, 12:22 AM	#38
mercurial $ W▲ G Posts: 6,576	he's a good guy, that whatcolor

03-07-2008, 12:23 AM	#39
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 47,247	speaking of mongolian bbq have you guys seen the mongolian bbq shoe design thing on puma's website? kinda neat edit: thanks mercurial youre pretty swell yourself

03-07-2008, 12:24 AM	#43
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 47,247	nah it's cool. i was thinking of getting rid of it anyways so i dont think itll be a problem

03-07-2008, 12:25 AM	#45
Mariner OB-GYN Kenobi Location: the sea Posts: 17,020	would you replace it or like go to a salad bar and see what life is like on the other side of the god where can this metaphor go at this point

03-07-2008, 12:26 AM	#47
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 47,247	i'm thinking of trading up. i'm taking more of a wait and see approach though especially that i've figured out the one advantage to my current situation

03-07-2008, 12:27 AM	#48
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 47,247	thanks fellas. i think the only thing left for this thread is the soccer practice video. brb

03-07-2008, 12:31 AM	#51
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 47,247	no hybrid for me there are certain compromises i'm not willing to make, planet earth be damned

03-07-2008, 12:32 AM	#52
exactlythesame Minion of Satan Location: I thought what I'd do is I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes Posts: 7,676	hey dude

03-07-2008, 08:12 AM	#53
Ever Minion of Satan Location: ☆.。.:*・゜`★ Posts: 8,203	Buy very tight underwear. It's what I did

03-07-2008, 09:38 AM	#56
aurel Apocalyptic Poster Location: Maximum Homosapien crammed down your HaHa hole. Posts: 2,337	Tiny. Flaccid. Penis.