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Old 04-10-2012, 08:58 PM   #1
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"Sandra fluke is a slut"

 
Old 04-10-2012, 08:58 PM   #2
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Might wanna back out of this thread if yor to sensitive to handle a little truth...

 
Old 04-10-2012, 09:01 PM   #3
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Wear are you fags with some quotes!!!

 
Old 04-10-2012, 09:02 PM   #4
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I heard he hates fat people.

 
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Old 04-10-2012, 09:02 PM   #5
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And the gays.

 
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Old 04-10-2012, 09:02 PM   #6
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And asians.

 
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Old 04-10-2012, 09:03 PM   #7
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But not asian hookers.

 
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Old 04-10-2012, 09:03 PM   #8
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Unless they are male and didn't have the surgery yet.

 
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Old 04-10-2012, 09:04 PM   #9
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I love poodles. But my gay friends have poodles.

 
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Old 04-10-2012, 09:04 PM   #10
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But as long as the poodle isn't gay.

 
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Old 04-10-2012, 09:04 PM   #11
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Or fat. No one wants a fat gay poodle.

 
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Old 04-10-2012, 09:07 PM   #12
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Graveflower! I remember you! You were the guy that got sucked off in an alley by a homeless guy right?

P.S I'm not homeless anymore

 
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Old 04-10-2012, 09:07 PM   #13
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No those aren't any good

 
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I thought that was a great burn

 
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Old 04-10-2012, 09:09 PM   #15
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Oh yeah yours was good
Did you see how he turns it around at the end wear he's the guy giving the blowjob
It's like those comedians who say hey the word fag is too good to give up but if you think I'm homophobic I'll suck your dick after the show
Come to think of it....those comedians were I ate ,y hamster !!

 
Old 04-10-2012, 09:11 PM   #16
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He plays with our expectations. Secret ingredient of great comedy.

 
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Old 04-10-2012, 09:11 PM   #17
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Graveflower! I remember you! You were the guy that got sucked off in an alley by a homeless guy right?

P.S I'm not homeless anymore
Objectively, of course, I believe that is a great one.

 
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Old 04-10-2012, 09:13 PM   #18
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Objectively, of course, I believe that is a great one.
please tell me someone sees the banana here

 
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Old 04-10-2012, 09:14 PM   #19
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nah i get a different vibe

 
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Yeah a gay vibe!

 
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http://www.quadconversions.com/cars_...%20modifed.jpg

 
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Old 04-10-2012, 09:22 PM   #22
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I am a man that can appreciate that car.

 
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Old 04-10-2012, 09:25 PM   #23
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please tell me someone sees the banana here
I don't know banana, but was my response not adequate? I was trying to make an appropriate joke where I share my opinion of a joke that I just made, which is obviously subjective, but I lead you to believe that I am the kind of person to believe that my opinion is objective. Pure wit.

 
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Old 04-10-2012, 09:28 PM   #24
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Oh yeah yours was good
Did you see how he turns it around at the end wear he's the guy giving the blowjob
It's like those comedians who say hey the word fag is too good to give up but if you think I'm homophobic I'll suck your dick after the show
Come to think of it....those comedians were I ate ,y hamster !!
I never purposely troll you, but I get your panties in bunches. You need to let go. We don't get along. Move on.

 
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Old 04-10-2012, 09:29 PM   #25
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yeah you're just not getting it at all, are you

 
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Old 04-10-2012, 09:29 PM   #26
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Maybe we can meet up for some hot coffee and try to talk things out.

 
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yeah you're just not getting it at all, are you
There are so many jokes I'm not getting right now.

 
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Old 04-10-2012, 09:31 PM   #28
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Let's talk things out Eulogy.

 
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Old 04-10-2012, 09:41 PM   #29
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Did this guy turn out to be a genuine east coast d-bag or is it still a gimmick

 
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Old 04-10-2012, 09:43 PM   #30
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Did this guy turn out to be a genuine east coast d-bag or is it still a gimmick
couldn't it be both

 
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