Rolling "Shits Recently Taken" Thread - Page 10

FoolofaTook · 12-13-2016, 02:40 PM

I just took (heh) yet ANOTHER dump.

This is like living thru an anal holocaust.

run2pee · 12-13-2016, 05:09 PM

Anyone F with flushable wipes? I don't at home b/c they sposed to b bad 4 the plumbin

But @ work he'll yeah I use the hell outta them shits. Nothin beats that clean feelin

FoolofaTook · 12-13-2016, 05:18 PM

They are good for the first wipe: nice and moist to get all the clots out of the rectal pubes. But the second and following wipes must be dry to dry the now moist rectal hairs.

ohnoitsbonnie · 12-13-2016, 07:25 PM

I shower after I go if I can. I usually can. It's my "thing" as a germophobe

mxzombie · 12-16-2016, 07:16 PM

shout out to FlamingGlobes for getting this train back on the track, yeah!!

FlamingGlobes · 12-16-2016, 09:59 PM

After being constipated for most of the workweek, I am happy to report that the Strain Train has departed from Brown Town.

FoolofaTook · 12-16-2016, 11:28 PM

Bonnies post reminds me of the time I pooped in the shower. Just one little turd i swear. it was squelchy twixt my hairy halfling toes.

ohnoitsbonnie · 12-16-2016, 11:30 PM

You've lived an amazing life

FoolofaTook · 12-16-2016, 11:34 PM

In my defense I was a history major.

FoolofaTook · 12-23-2016, 07:23 AM

So like at work we have one little bathroom that we share. Sometimes I go in there and well I love these ladies to death I really do but it reeks like the nethermost midden heap of Calcutta. Its literally brought tears to my eyes yo. My guess would be that their latino diet so heavy on beans helps foster this miasma in their bowels.

i ain't no racist tho. us south slavs eat pasujl (chili) and kiseli kupus (sauer kraut) all winterlong so we too fart like lords of flatulence.

run2pee · 12-23-2016, 11:02 AM

Took u should buy them some poo pouri for christmas they'll love u forever

run2pee · 12-23-2016, 11:04 AM

Y'all ever spray some poo pouri? I am not affiliated with them in any fashion other than a regular every day fella who likes to hide the smells of his poo's

"A spray b4 u go & nobody will even ever know"

Combined with liberal flushing, it's truly changed my fecal/olfactory game

ohnoitsbonnie · 12-23-2016, 11:06 AM

Yes. I ignore it. Shit is gonna stink at first and then after flushing and waiting 5 min it'll be like nothing happened.

run2pee · 12-23-2016, 11:06 AM

Just looka them bottles u love it u want it

run2pee · 12-23-2016, 11:11 AM

promoting synergistic, holistic pooflow optimization

CREATING VALUES

run2pee · 12-23-2016, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

Yes. I ignore it. Shit is gonna stink at first and then after flushing and waiting 5 min it'll be like nothing happened.

Maybe 4 u but the ladies our dear took so painstakingly evoked are in need of some extra help

FlamingGlobes · 12-23-2016, 09:25 PM

The employee bathroom where I work has an apple cinnamon air freshener that the ladies I work with use whenever they drop anchor. It always smells like somebody farted into a muffin whenever I go in there.

FoolofaTook · 12-23-2016, 10:01 PM

Drop anchor heh.

there's a bottle of febreeze but sometimes it isn't used. so i go in there gasping and gagging amd spraying febreeze like a madman and then further choking on the noxious. chemicals and rectal gases.

FlamingGlobes · 12-23-2016, 10:06 PM

Men's poop smells like this, but women's poop smells like this

FlamingGlobes · 12-23-2016, 10:06 PM

Know what I mean, fellas?

FlamingGlobes · 12-23-2016, 10:07 PM

I've been so regular this week. It's been glorious. Twice a day. This must be what normal people feel like.

ohnoitsbonnie · 12-23-2016, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Men's poop smells like this, but women's poop smells like this

Ajde

FlamingGlobes · 12-23-2016, 10:42 PM

Is this the only thread you won't post pics in or what?

FlamingGlobes · 12-23-2016, 10:42 PM

I dare you to post a pic in this thread!

FlamingGlobes · 12-23-2016, 10:42 PM

Hell, I dare anybody to post a pic of their recent shit

FlamingGlobes · 12-23-2016, 10:43 PM

#MakeNetphoriaGreatAgain

ohnoitsbonnie · 12-23-2016, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Is this the only thread you won't post pics in or what?

I didn't even post in it until recently. Poop descriptions are only for sharing with loved ones. I don't really want there to be a lingering record of my bowel movements to ruminate on at this point in my life

redbreegull · 12-23-2016, 10:45 PM

I recently took a shit that looked like steve bannon

FlamingGlobes · 12-23-2016, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

I didn't even post in it until recently. Poop descriptions are only for sharing with loved ones. I don't really want there to be a lingering record of my bowel movements to ruminate on at this point in my life

I guess my posts in this thread are my way of saying I love all of you.

FlamingGlobes · 12-23-2016, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I recently took a shit that looked like steve bannon

As have all of us

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12-13-2016, 02:40 PM	#271
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,216	I just took (heh) yet ANOTHER dump. This is like living thru an anal holocaust.

12-13-2016, 05:09 PM	#272
run2pee Minion of Satan Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom Posts: 7,742	Anyone F with flushable wipes? I don't at home b/c they sposed to b bad 4 the plumbin But @ work he'll yeah I use the hell outta them shits. Nothin beats that clean feelin

12-13-2016, 05:18 PM	#273
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,216	They are good for the first wipe: nice and moist to get all the clots out of the rectal pubes. But the second and following wipes must be dry to dry the now moist rectal hairs.

12-13-2016, 07:25 PM	#274
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,382	I shower after I go if I can. I usually can. It's my "thing" as a germophobe

12-16-2016, 07:16 PM	#275
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,724	shout out to FlamingGlobes for getting this train back on the track, yeah!!

12-16-2016, 09:59 PM	#276
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	After being constipated for most of the workweek, I am happy to report that the Strain Train has departed from Brown Town.

12-16-2016, 11:28 PM	#277
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,216	Bonnies post reminds me of the time I pooped in the shower. Just one little turd i swear. it was squelchy twixt my hairy halfling toes.

12-16-2016, 11:30 PM	#278
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,382	You've lived an amazing life

12-16-2016, 11:34 PM	#279
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,216	In my defense I was a history major.

12-23-2016, 07:23 AM	#280
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,216	So like at work we have one little bathroom that we share. Sometimes I go in there and well I love these ladies to death I really do but it reeks like the nethermost midden heap of Calcutta. Its literally brought tears to my eyes yo. My guess would be that their latino diet so heavy on beans helps foster this miasma in their bowels. i ain't no racist tho. us south slavs eat pasujl (chili) and kiseli kupus (sauer kraut) all winterlong so we too fart like lords of flatulence.

12-23-2016, 11:02 AM	#281
run2pee Minion of Satan Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom Posts: 7,742	Took u should buy them some poo pouri for christmas they'll love u forever

12-23-2016, 11:04 AM	#282
run2pee Minion of Satan Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom Posts: 7,742	Y'all ever spray some poo pouri? I am not affiliated with them in any fashion other than a regular every day fella who likes to hide the smells of his poo's "A spray b4 u go & nobody will even ever know" Combined with liberal flushing, it's truly changed my fecal/olfactory game

12-23-2016, 11:06 AM	#283
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,382	Yes. I ignore it. Shit is gonna stink at first and then after flushing and waiting 5 min it'll be like nothing happened.

12-23-2016, 11:06 AM	#284
run2pee Minion of Satan Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom Posts: 7,742	Just looka them bottles u love it u want it

12-23-2016, 11:11 AM	#285
run2pee Minion of Satan Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom Posts: 7,742	promoting synergistic, holistic pooflow optimization CREATING VALUES

12-23-2016, 09:25 PM	#287
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	The employee bathroom where I work has an apple cinnamon air freshener that the ladies I work with use whenever they drop anchor. It always smells like somebody farted into a muffin whenever I go in there.

12-23-2016, 10:01 PM	#288
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,216	Drop anchor heh. there's a bottle of febreeze but sometimes it isn't used. so i go in there gasping and gagging amd spraying febreeze like a madman and then further choking on the noxious. chemicals and rectal gases.

12-23-2016, 10:06 PM	#289
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	Men's poop smells like this, but women's poop smells like this

12-23-2016, 10:06 PM	#290
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	Know what I mean, fellas?

12-23-2016, 10:07 PM	#291
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	I've been so regular this week. It's been glorious. Twice a day. This must be what normal people feel like.

12-23-2016, 10:42 PM	#293
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	Is this the only thread you won't post pics in or what?

12-23-2016, 10:42 PM	#294
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	I dare you to post a pic in this thread!

12-23-2016, 10:42 PM	#295
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	Hell, I dare anybody to post a pic of their recent shit

12-23-2016, 10:43 PM	#296
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	#MakeNetphoriaGreatAgain

12-23-2016, 10:45 PM	#298
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 32,749	I recently took a shit that looked like steve bannon