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Old 11-05-2014, 03:58 AM   #1
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Default I'm back. Again.

So in a previous life, I was "the Pashing Smumpkin" and I left this place many, many years ago because I thought I could do better. I expelled you all from my consciousness in the hope of a better life...

Now, I'm 35, single, heterosexually challenged, and not where I wanna be with myself. Coming back here, I realise that so much has changed and I don't know if I'm still relevant. I honestly feel like "Post 2007 Pumpkins." I mean, yeah you can call this place "netphoria" but too many people have left and now it's more of a "concept" than a message board. Some of you I remember though- Catherine wheel, and the exploding boy ring a bell as does trotskilicious who I think was good to me once upon a time...

I ask that you all welcome me back and make me feel loved because you are all that I have now. I have so many questions and I have a lot of catching up to do.

Has anything changed or are you all still a bunch of angry spiteful cunts?

I've missed you all... *sniff! :-(

 
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Old 11-05-2014, 04:01 AM   #2
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ok!

let's see your penis

 
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Old 11-05-2014, 04:09 AM   #3
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Totally "transitioning" dude.. It's just a gaping hole down there...

 
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Old 11-05-2014, 04:22 AM   #4
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we're all still a bunch of angry spiteful cunts
welcome back

 
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Old 11-05-2014, 04:22 AM   #5
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in a previous life, i was flushing napkins

 
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Old 11-05-2014, 04:34 AM   #6
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Yaaaaaay! At least you guys won't let me down on that front.

Oh and I'm a movie nut. Literally. Talk about movies and I'll nut.

 
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Old 11-05-2014, 05:02 AM   #7
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I remember you. Your avatar was a moody black and white photo of a pretty girl.

 
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Old 11-05-2014, 05:08 AM   #8
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I remember you. Your avatar was a moody black and white photo of a pretty girl.
Holy shit. It was? I don't remember but it sounds like me.
I do remember that my "Location" was "Where the city sleeps, and I'm the only one and I wore cologne."

I remember I laughed for about a month over that...

 
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Old 11-05-2014, 09:55 AM   #9
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I ask that you all welcome me back and make me feel loved because you are all that I have now.
That's the mistake i made! I should have done that too.


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Has anything changed or are you all still a bunch of angry spiteful cunts?
As a recent returned myself, I can say yes.



Also if you remember me you were around in the very early 2000's.... I was essentially gone for 12 years minus two slight returns in like 2004 and 2007 that didnt last more than maybe a week at best.

 
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Old 11-05-2014, 10:27 AM   #10
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People HATE the lgbt community here so watch out

 
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Old 11-05-2014, 05:55 PM   #11
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Also if you remember me you were around in the very early 2000's.... I was essentially gone for 12 years minus two slight returns in like 2004 and 2007 that didnt last more than maybe a week at best.
Yep! I started here just after the "adore era." And stopped a few years after machina. I still remember when we had the option to rate posts and everyone was always getting pissed when they were "in the red" as opposed to green, lol.

 
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Old 11-05-2014, 05:58 PM   #12
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People HATE the lgbt community here so watch out
For real?!
But I remember back when I used to be here that like, about 80% of us were fudge packing cock suckers...! How many of us are left now?!

And how can you guys hate us, we're totally cute and stylish.

 
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Old 11-05-2014, 06:48 PM   #13
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Why else would we still have the :HOMO: smiley?

 
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Old 11-05-2014, 07:18 PM   #14
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i guess youre still pretty shit at picking usernames

 
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Old 11-05-2014, 07:38 PM   #15
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i guess youre still pretty shit at picking usernames
It was either that or "deep facing fathoms."

 
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Old 11-05-2014, 07:39 PM   #16
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Why else would we still have the :HOMO: smiley?
Aaaw! That smiley makes me feel precious.

 
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