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Old 07-05-2014, 06:30 PM   #61
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She gotta walk with a silicone cock
Sticking in her ass, and one in her cunt
A butterfly vibrator strapped tight to her clit
But who's got the remote control?

That would belong to Louise
She's got a new pet, a real vaginal tease
Mommy's little girl is gonna do as she please
If she don't wanna get a spanking

She likes to speak like a 6 year old brat
Mommy discipline me, you know I've been bad
Start with a cat then she'll move to a crop
Neither one is willing to stop

She knows how girls just wanna have fun
With four piercings on each side of her labia
A little luggage lock connecting each one
Prevents her girl from going astray

Slut you think you've seen your master mean?
You better lick my puss and asshole clean
Treat my clit like bubble gum
Bitch make me cum

It's time for bed she'll be secure in her head
Between her thighs for a thorough night suck
Along with this she'll be drinking her piss
So Louise don't have to get up

Two goddesses in love
One resides below, one reigns from above
One adorns and cuffs while one covets keys
The purgatorial touch, of Louise


aweesommme

 
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Old 07-05-2014, 07:06 PM   #62
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yeah thats one of those, the one named Liza and Louise.


Moronic bands deserve moronic fans.

 
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Old 07-05-2014, 07:30 PM   #63
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why is that awesome

 
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Old 07-05-2014, 11:41 PM   #64
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It's mostly awesome cause it's such a slick, good song, and the lyrics are just so crass and gross that it just comes off in a comedic, awesome fashion.

 
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Old 07-05-2014, 11:45 PM   #65
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Moronic bands deserve moronic fans.
That explains why you're an SP fan I guess. Go "blast" this, ya nerd


 
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Old 07-06-2014, 12:29 AM   #66
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Except youre wrong. I used to be a SP fan. I've pretty much disowned them a decade ago now save a few tunes that i really probably still like because of the inescapable nostalgia factor. but i haven't listened to a record in years (well not true out of curiosity i youtubed oceania and zeitgeist like a year ago...holy shit...) Why i'm here? Well that's a long story. Actually no it's very short, i was a bored and wondered if this forum was still around.

 
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Old 07-06-2014, 12:34 AM   #67
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Oh alright. The way you made it sound was that you were some oldtime fan that recently got reintroduced and interested by their new shitty music.

 
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Old 07-06-2014, 12:35 AM   #68
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But I mean, you can see the irony right? People blast NOFX as being shit, meanwhile the music I've posted from them is lightyears ahead of the quality of any of the new shit that Corgans shitting out.

 
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Old 07-06-2014, 12:38 AM   #69
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I mean, this shit slays any of the new Corgan SHIT... Just trying to enlighten some kids as to some better music out there

 
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Old 07-06-2014, 12:48 AM   #70
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How can you not like NOFX?

 
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Old 07-06-2014, 12:48 AM   #71
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NOFX is lightyears ahead of anything Corgan has done recently

 
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Old 07-06-2014, 12:50 AM   #72
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Can you see the irony, that NOFX gets criticised even though they're better than another highly criticised band?

 
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Old 07-06-2014, 12:50 AM   #73
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It's so ironic

 
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Old 07-06-2014, 12:50 AM   #74
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NOFX

 
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Old 07-06-2014, 12:50 AM   #75
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Just trying to educate some kids

 
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Old 07-06-2014, 12:53 AM   #76
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check this out



fucking awesome

 
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Old 07-06-2014, 01:16 AM   #77
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it just comes off in a comedic, awesome fashion.
i'm just like

 
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Old 07-06-2014, 04:16 AM   #78
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Just trying to educate some kids
Good, non-mainstream music would never get out to the fellow fans if there wasn't passionate, devoted music aficionados out there to spread the word to their fellow music lovers.

 
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Old 07-06-2014, 04:41 AM   #79
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you sound like one of those hipsters you hate except it's about juvenile bands like nofx

 
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Old 07-06-2014, 04:47 AM   #80
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come on man, You're a big Japandroids fan (me too), Nofx's overall vibe isn't all that different from what they bring to the table. They're both cut from the same cloth and good bands

 
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Old 07-06-2014, 04:49 AM   #81
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Any non-mainstream music fans here?

 
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Old 07-06-2014, 04:59 AM   #82
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me

 
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Old 07-06-2014, 05:09 AM   #83
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Thanks for spreading the word. I'm going to go check out Weezer now, thanks for recommending them.

 
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Old 07-12-2014, 06:39 PM   #84
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvINwfarKok

"We're in the top 3 punk bands of all time, I think!"

You've got to get the sarcasm to appreciate this band at all. It's hard. Very hard to get past the bro culture veneer. Cue, "Six Pack Girls."

I've been a fan for a long time, have seen them live a few times, and read a bunch of interviews. There's more to them than songs about sex, drugs, and ragging on the homeless. That's all in jest. There's tons of well produced punk rock in their 20 year catalog showcasing humor and irony over some biting social commentary. Granted, it's social commentary at an anti-social cunt's high-school level. But that's ok. It's just punk.

I pulled up this video and had to sit through 15 seconds of this new bullshit Rise Against song that's all over YouTube. I like them too, but you can see they've lost their edge. Nofx have somehow survived for two decades without losing a particle of steam.

I don't care if Fuzzy and I are pretty much the only ones on here who like them. But I figured I had to aim my stream into the fire... ; )

 
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Old 08-17-2015, 01:02 PM   #85
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Why do ya gotta be such a stiffler for etiquette mang?
I am bumping this thread because GUYS LOOK AT THIS MONTEISM

 
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Old 08-17-2015, 01:09 PM   #86
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the STIFFmeister himself!

 
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Old 08-17-2015, 01:11 PM   #87
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he's talkin about monkey piss biiiitch ah ah ah!

 
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