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Old 12-13-2002, 10:13 PM   #1
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Talking 10000 POST PARTY GOOGLE EXTRAVAGANZA (porno) NOT FOR THE HAINT OF FART

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Rimming facts - (also called "analingus") is another way to explore the rear ends - it's licking, tonguing, and sucking the anus. This might seem like a strange thing to do, because asses are supposed to be dirty and bad. Actually, they're not. Although it's possible to catch v.d. or hepatitis from an infected person, fears of rimming are mainly esthetic, that is, related to small, taste, and personal preference. As with postillioning and anal intercourse, you can always douche beforehand, eliminating any odors and being of utmost cleanliness. It's because the anus-opening is so delicately sensitive, and the lips and tongue so warmly expressive, that rimming is enjoyed by many people. It's also an easy thing to do, in any position where the buttocks can be drawn far enough apart to admit the tongue. Analingus is nice as part of Around the World, kissing and tonguing the body all over. You can lick across the anus in soft, wet strokes, or encircle it, going round and around languorously. You can flick the tongue-tip rapidly, or insert it inside as far as it'll go, pushing and stroking back and forth. You can brush the lips gently over the spot, or such hard on the anus, as of trying to draw it out. This is specially nice of combined with tongue insertion. If, while you're being rimmed, you push down and relax the anus as if shitting, it will expand a little outwards, giving more area to caress and even nibble at. It's also nice to combine analingus with scrotilingus, tonguing and sucking his balls, In fact, the whole are between the legs, since it's so protected, is soft and sensitive to touching and warmth.

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Old 12-13-2002, 10:57 PM   #2
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I am SO taking part in this thread, gimme a sec

 
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Old 12-13-2002, 11:00 PM   #3
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Old 12-13-2002, 11:06 PM   #4
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ok that'll do, I don't want to see anything worse that that

 
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Old 12-13-2002, 11:09 PM   #5
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I guess she did reach 10,000 before me after all.

Heh.

 
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Old 12-13-2002, 11:09 PM   #6
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strange_one, you're seriously twisted, in a dirty way.

YAY DES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You act like a monkey
And you smell like one tooo hahaha guess why?
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE CHOCORAINBOW BUTTMONKEY OF US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old 12-13-2002, 11:10 PM   #7
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strange_one, you're seriously twisted, in a dirty way.


hey it ain't my fault, I just typed in 'fisting' into google and look what came up

 
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Old 12-13-2002, 11:15 PM   #8
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I guess she did reach 10,000 before me after all.

Heh.
her stars aren't green though yet. what's up with that?

 
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Old 12-13-2002, 11:38 PM   #9
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ok that'll do, I don't want to see anything worse that that
oh dear god

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Old 12-13-2002, 11:53 PM   #10
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jesus christ, man.

what the fuck.

uh.

 
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Old 12-14-2002, 12:04 AM   #11
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jesus christ, man.

what the fuck.

uh.
Yeah, seriously. I need to go shower or something.

 
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Old 12-14-2002, 12:20 AM   #12
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FUCK I"M EATING CHINESE FOOD>>>I CAN HANDLE PORN BUT NOT THAT FUCKING SPIDER EATING SHIT

 
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Old 12-14-2002, 04:02 AM   #13
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Fucking shit I think I'm....I may just be....off....offendeded


 
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Old 12-14-2002, 04:12 AM   #14
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where's the shitting lesbians when you need em eh?

 
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Old 12-14-2002, 04:14 AM   #15
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Congratulations, Desi. I'm going to post the goatse picture and hope that one of the mods edits it for being "too offensive" while still leaving the other posts intact.


 
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Old 12-14-2002, 10:59 AM   #16
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Old 12-14-2002, 04:29 PM   #17
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that's really kinda sad... how long did it take you again??

 
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Old 12-14-2002, 04:32 PM   #18
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that's really kinda sad... how long did it take you again??
stop fucking up my threads with your bad karma.
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Old 12-14-2002, 04:37 PM   #19
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stop fucking up my threads with your bad karma.
blah. it's not like this is the last thread your going to make... if you carry on like you have you still have like, 25 more threads to make today alone.

 
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Old 12-14-2002, 04:51 PM   #20
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blah. it's not like this is the last thread your going to make... if you carry on like you have you still have like, 25 more threads to make today alone.
NO

I GO SEE ZWAN IN TORONTO

I NO NEED TO POST ANYMORE

FUCK YOU BASTARD GUY!

 
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Old 12-14-2002, 04:52 PM   #21
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NO

I GO SEE ZWAN IN TORONTO

I NO NEED TO POST ANYMORE

FUCK YOU BASTARD GUY!
oh... zwan... wow...

 
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Old 12-14-2002, 04:55 PM   #22
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oh... zwan... wow...
that's right. I got it, you don't, idiot.

 
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Old 12-14-2002, 04:57 PM   #23
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that's right. I got it, you don't, idiot.
sure you do

 
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Old 12-14-2002, 04:58 PM   #24
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sure you do
SHIGGITY SHIGGITY SHWA

 
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Old 12-14-2002, 04:59 PM   #25
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NO

I GO SEE ZWAN IN TORONTO

I NO NEED TO POST ANYMORE

FUCK YOU BASTARD GUY!
Lucky.


 
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Old 12-14-2002, 05:03 PM   #26
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Lucky.

steve, it's not that far from you please?

 
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Old 12-14-2002, 05:13 PM   #27
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steve, it's not that far from you please?
Hey, I just bought a new pair of Nikes. It's only what, a week or so on foot, give or take a couple days?

It'd be nice, but, you know...

 
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Old 12-15-2002, 12:12 AM   #28
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Old 12-15-2002, 01:00 AM   #29
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What did you type in to get that one?

 
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Old 12-15-2002, 01:18 AM   #30
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OMG U RULE WHERES LOLOLOLOLZING?

LOBLAWS!

FEEFER <3s YOU BUT I <3 YOU MORE!

 
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