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03-18-2014, 10:24 PM | #1 |
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The bathroom at starbucks was out of toilet paper
Luckily, I wore socks today.
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03-18-2014, 10:31 PM | #2 |
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i would have started flinging my feces at the customers
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03-18-2014, 10:32 PM | #3 |
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Do you have a cell phone? I would have called them.
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03-18-2014, 11:28 PM | #4 |
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Did you stick the socks to the mirror? I'd have made a poopy smiley face and wrote a poopy message with my poo "Next time stock the tp! SMell ya later!"
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03-18-2014, 11:48 PM | #5 |
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This happened to me once, but I didn't have any socks. Luckily someone came in who did.
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03-19-2014, 08:19 AM | #6 |
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I would just use leftover hundred dollar bills Mr. Venti Chai latte.
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03-19-2014, 10:04 AM | #7 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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You’re in trouble! Lol! A friend did this to me, its a game. You shouldnt have liked or commented on my status. Choose one of the following:
1. Damn diarrohea! 2. Just used my boobs to get out of a speeding ticket. 3. Anyone got tampons? Im desperate. 4. How do you get rid of foot fungus? 5. Why is it no one is around5. Why is it no one is around when Im horny? 6. No toilet paper. Goodbye socks!! 7. Is it too early for a whiskey? 8. What a day, can’t wait till my husband gets home! 9. I just feel like running naked in the garden. 10. Does liver and peanut butter make a good sandwich filling? Dont explain on the status, just send this message. Your turn! |
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03-19-2014, 04:44 PM | #8 |
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03-20-2014, 05:22 PM | #9 |
spanish harlem mona lisa
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a couple years back my friend and i were in williamsburg and she decided to make some friends at the bar and me, her, deadswan and graveflower ended up at some stranger's loft. it was a group of, like, 12 people or something. i had to go to the rest room. zero toilet paper. one of the strangers gave me a clean sock. the end.
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03-20-2014, 05:41 PM | #10 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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That's the most chivalrous thing I ever heard.
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03-20-2014, 05:43 PM | #11 |
spanish harlem mona lisa
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chilvalry isn't dead with random drunk brooklyn women i guess!
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03-21-2014, 04:22 AM | #12 |
Braindead
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Yo you needa sawk?
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03-21-2014, 04:34 AM | #13 |
Socialphobic
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water+left hand
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03-21-2014, 04:35 AM | #14 |
Socialphobic
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i hadn't used tp in months when i got back to the states
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