TRUMP

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Because he's old and in bad health.

[Poots]

I also like how Kid Rock was probably like "How about this baby? How do I look?" and she was like "You're just going to wear that sweater? I've never seen that sweater before. It's almost May and you're going to wear that black sweater?" and he was like "It's the president baby, but I'm still a rock star. The sweater says 'I respect you' but the black says 'I'm fucking dangerous'" and she was like "I guess I'll have to wear black too. Could you at least wear a tie with it?" and he was like "What am I going there to do? Suck his dick? I ain't no faggot. You think Nuge is wearing a fucking tie? Get your fine ass in the Denali I want to grab some Church's before we get there"

[buzzard]

Does anybody know where I can download a laughs per character calculator that goes to four decimal places?

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by MplsTaper

Sarah Palin: I would feast on her sphincter.

[Elphenor]

Trump has the best shit eating grin I'll give him that

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Sarah Palin: I would feast on her sphincter.

so i guess i'm the only person who is really grossed out by the way he talks then?

[reprise85]

yeah thats pretty gross, i guess i just assume he's kidding usually but...

[Trotskilicious]

i'm also really repulsed by the popular "shit eating grin" idiom because it doesn't make any sense and its gross and nerdy dudes say it ALL THE TIME for some reason. its part of nerd patois or something and i'm like stop it. stop it right now. its in the same category as the "its called {...}" response (e.g. its called being patronizing & cloying) or "amazeballs" or "all of the win" that kind of shit

i guess i got more annoyed by those kind of cliches because i read an excellent essay by orwell about use of language and he's very critical of idiom & cliche that doesn't make literal sense. i mean he doesn't even want you to really use cliches or idioms at all but if you are, at the very least it should make sense.

[Ihaguitar]

George Orwell?

[Elphenor]

the nerd patois lol lovely

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by Ihaguitar

George Orwell?

yes

[Shallowed]

I think there's a pretty good explanation here

http://ask.metafilter.com/177958/Ety...hiteating-grin

shit-eater noun coarse orig US
1. A contemptible or despicable person. 1937–.

2. A person or animal which eats faeces. 1968–. Hence shit-eating, adjective

1. shit-eating grin: (a) a broad grin expressing uncontrollable delight or (self-)satisfaction, esp. at having got away with something outrageous or improper. 1957–. (b) an ingratiating, embarrassed, or uncomfortable expression, esp. as exhibited by someone undergoing a humiliating experience; a forced smile. 1990–.

2. Contemptible, despicable. 1960–.

3. Of or engaging in the eating of faeces. 1970–.

[Poots]

"get back here you damn shit-eater"

say it all the time

[Trotskilicious]

i mean i called you a shiteater at least once

[redbreegull]

"shit-eating grin" is not like a new expression

sounds like something my parents would say

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by reprise85

yeah thats pretty gross, i guess i just assume he's kidding usually but...

There's an entire thread somewhere about boning trump and/or the pope and i get called out for a little light hearted rectal rimming. whitewashed sepulchre alert!

[Trotskilicious]

punch up

[FoolofaTook]

Just saying: I stand by my sphincter.

[Trotskilicious]

kid rock looks like wiener who would go down in one punch

[Elphenor]

How bout that tax plan class warfare brought to you by Goldman Sachs

[Trotskilicious]

democrats would propose something similar but less obvious

[redbreegull]

[MplsTaper]

Apparently being President isn't very easy?

Trump says he thought being president would be easier than his old life

By Stephen J. Adler, Jeff Mason and Steve Holland | WASHINGTON
Fri Apr 28, 2017 | 8:44am EDT

He misses driving, feels as if he is in a cocoon, and is surprised how hard his new job is.

President Donald Trump on Thursday reflected on his first 100 days in office with a wistful look at his life before the White House.

"I loved my previous life. I had so many things going," Trump told Reuters in an interview. "This is more work than in my previous life. I thought it would be easier."

A wealthy businessman from New York, Trump assumed public office for the first time when he entered the White House on Jan. 20 after he defeated former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton in an upset.

More than five months after his victory and two days shy of the 100-day mark of his presidency, the election is still on Trump's mind. Midway through a discussion about Chinese President Xi Jinping, the president paused to hand out copies of what he said were the latest figures from the 2016 electoral map.

"Here, you can take that, that's the final map of the numbers," the Republican president said from his desk in the Oval Office, handing out maps of the United States with areas he won marked in red. "It’s pretty good, right? The red is obviously us."

He had copies for each of the three Reuters reporters in the room.

Trump, who said he was accustomed to not having privacy in his "old life," expressed surprise at how little he had now. And he made clear he was still getting used to having 24-hour Secret Service protection and its accompanying constraints.

"You're really into your own little cocoon, because you have such massive protection that you really can't go anywhere," he said.

When the president leaves the White House, it is usually in a limousine or an SUV.

He said he missed being behind the wheel himself.

"I like to drive," he said. "I can't drive any more."

Many things about Trump have not changed from the wheeler-dealer executive and former celebrity reality show host who ran his empire from the 26th floor of Trump Tower in New York and worked the phones incessantly.

He frequently turns to outside friends and former business colleagues for advice and positive reinforcement. Senior aides say they are resigned to it.

The president has been at loggerheads with many news organizations since his election campaign and decided not to attend the White House Correspondents' Dinner in Washington on Saturday because he felt he had been treated unfairly by the media.

"I would come next year, absolutely," Trump said when asked whether he would attend in the future.

The dinner is organized by the White House Correspondents' Association. Reuters correspondent Jeff Mason is its president.

[Run To Me]

Originally Posted by MplsTaper

Lol whackmaster

He's a fucken master @ whacken

[Poots]

Run to me!

[Trotskilicious]

i'm glad to know that trump is miserable & he hates the job and he misses driving & being able to do things on his own because he ended all of that forever well until he hopefully dies soon of a massive coronary

[duovamp]

"Boo hoo someone is criticizing me at the job I chose to criticize for the last 10 years nonstop. Also it's not easy and I don't feel special."

Poor thing. COME ON DONNIE MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN U SED U WOOD!

[Trotskilicious]

it makes sense now that he was always wailing on obama, he really really thought the job was EASIER than what he did and all barry did was go around golfing and taking photo ops and saying inspirational things and having everyone love him, which caused his envy to burn because this black guy doesn't even DO ANYTHING!!! and yes i'm sure racism had nothing to do with thinking president obama was a grifter* layabout.

god i hate trump so much i'm so glad he's unhappy !!!

*he is a grifter tho just a hard working one with incredible ambition

[Trotskilicious]

is there a harder job than being the president of the united states of america? being the press secretary for trump maybe?

[Shallowed]

I thought he said the same thing, like, less than a week in.