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04-19-2017, 08:19 PM
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I feel like they might have lived simultaneously in various combinations at various points.
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04-20-2017, 12:57 PM
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04-20-2017, 12:58 PM
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04-20-2017, 01:18 PM
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Location: Swamp Dance Party
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I'm gonna puke
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04-20-2017, 01:31 PM
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Minion of Satan
 
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Look how rat-like Kid Rock is but how smoking his wife is. He must have a winning personality to have landed her.
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04-20-2017, 02:30 PM
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Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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04-20-2017, 02:41 PM
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Location: six flags great adventure
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I don't know if I can differentiate the hot from the not anymore
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04-20-2017, 04:20 PM
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04-20-2017, 04:42 PM
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Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship.
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so how come he likes the seated photo op so much?
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04-20-2017, 05:46 PM
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Because he's old and in bad health.
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04-20-2017, 06:23 PM
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I also like how Kid Rock was probably like "How about this baby? How do I look?" and she was like "You're just going to wear that sweater? I've never seen that sweater before. It's almost May and you're going to wear that black sweater?" and he was like "It's the president baby, but I'm still a rock star. The sweater says 'I respect you' but the black says 'I'm fucking dangerous'" and she was like "I guess I'll have to wear black too. Could you at least wear a tie with it?" and he was like "What am I going there to do? Suck his dick? I ain't no faggot. You think Nuge is wearing a fucking tie? Get your fine ass in the Denali I want to grab some Church's before we get there"
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04-20-2017, 08:12 PM
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Does anybody know where I can download a laughs per character calculator that goes to four decimal places?
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04-21-2017, 07:20 AM
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04-21-2017, 12:42 PM
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Location: Swamp Dance Party
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Trump has the best shit eating grin I'll give him that
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04-21-2017, 01:41 PM
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04-21-2017, 01:57 PM
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Location: Now, I'm not a professional psychologist, but I am an amateur psychologist. And I think that your spontaneous eye-watering may have something to do with your father.
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yeah thats pretty gross, i guess i just assume he's kidding usually but...
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04-21-2017, 03:18 PM
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i'm also really repulsed by the popular "shit eating grin" idiom because it doesn't make any sense and its gross and nerdy dudes say it ALL THE TIME for some reason. its part of nerd patois or something and i'm like stop it. stop it right now. its in the same category as the "its called {...}" response (e.g. its called being patronizing & cloying) or "amazeballs" or "all of the win" that kind of shit
i guess i got more annoyed by those kind of cliches because i read an excellent essay by orwell about use of language and he's very critical of idiom & cliche that doesn't make literal sense. i mean he doesn't even want you to really use cliches or idioms at all but if you are, at the very least it should make sense. |
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04-21-2017, 04:56 PM
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George Orwell?
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04-21-2017, 05:14 PM
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the nerd patois lol lovely
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04-21-2017, 05:15 PM
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04-21-2017, 05:56 PM
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I think there's a pretty good explanation here
http://ask.metafilter.com/177958/Ety...hiteating-grin Quote:
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04-21-2017, 07:54 PM
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Minion of Satan
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"get back here you damn shit-eater"
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04-21-2017, 11:27 PM
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i mean i called you a shiteater at least once
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04-24-2017, 09:54 PM
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Location: we are the new age of whatever
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"shit-eating grin" is not like a new expression
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04-25-2017, 02:40 AM
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04-26-2017, 12:14 AM
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Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship.
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punch up
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04-26-2017, 03:16 AM
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Socialphobic
Location: The Walla Wallaean Vale
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Just saying: I stand by my sphincter.
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04-26-2017, 06:59 PM
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Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship.
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kid rock looks like wiener who would go down in one punch
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04-27-2017, 08:51 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: Swamp Dance Party
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How bout that tax plan class warfare brought to you by Goldman Sachs
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04-27-2017, 10:57 PM
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Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship.
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democrats would propose something similar but less obvious
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