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07-20-2019, 03:09 PM | #1 |
Minion of Satan
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Haven’t logged in since 2016.
Last time I tried to log in this place was gone!? I figured Paluka or whatever his name is stopped paying the bills. What happened and how long were the boards down? I seriously never thought I’d see this message board again, I thought it was gone for good.
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07-20-2019, 03:30 PM | #2 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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This shit was clean....bc I've had bad trips in the past...but these trips were so enlightening...I transcended. I just wish I could remember what exactly I realized about the universe at that particular moment....now it's long gone. All I remember during my trip was that it was CONSTANT deja vu....really constant....my sister and friends, we were doing the same things saying the same things....everything happened over and over. I think that tripping some how made my consciousness to transcend which enabled me to witness multiple parallel universes. That's the only explanation I can think of.
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07-20-2019, 03:41 PM | #3 |
Minion of Satan
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Oh that’s so horrible! And embarrassing! Only thing anyone remembers about me. I’d rather not be remembered lol
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07-20-2019, 03:43 PM | #4 |
Socialphobic
Location: Your god damn living room
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we had a brief moment of no longer wanting to wear a bunch of black sp crap and look like freakin marylin manson.
sure we still rocked our pre-mcis gear... but we were going to leave it to the sad machines to look like douche bags. we for one still wanted to bang hot girls and fit into normal society |
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07-20-2019, 03:51 PM | #5 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
Posts: 32,740
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07-20-2019, 03:53 PM | #6 |
Minion of Satan
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I’m pretty sure it was awhile bc I tried again after waiting a few months and it was still gone... at that point I gave up.
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07-20-2019, 04:20 PM | #7 |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
Posts: 35,781
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Welcome back!
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07-20-2019, 05:01 PM | #8 |
Minion of Satan
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Thanks duo! Hope all is well with you. Still in Pittsburgh?! Any kids yet? Lol
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07-20-2019, 05:07 PM | #9 |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
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Yes and no! Maybe in a year or two, but hopefully not sooner. Things are going well here, so far. How's everything going for you?
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07-20-2019, 05:52 PM | #10 |
Minion of Satan
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Great to hear! I’m doing good- I had my second babe this past winter. Enjoying summer but not this crazy heat right now lol. Man netphoria makes me feel old and young at the same time. I really thought it was gone for good. I’m happy to see it’s still here and see familiar faces.
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07-20-2019, 05:58 PM | #11 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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E You`re my wife and my friend and my strength. ... I praise Allah for sending me you my love You found me home and sail with me And I'm .... Lyrics Maher Zain- For The Rest Of My Life, - lyrics and chords Next Song: Insha Allah. ... ماهر زين song of Maher Zain about both husband and wife in Islam (wedding) so nice
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07-20-2019, 06:04 PM | #12 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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So its come to this.
I was bored and horny tonight and in the course of things decided some backdoor action would plus up the usual rub and tug, as it has in the past. I'm no stranger to anal lovin' but in my experience its only been as a bonus to normal penile stimulation. Usually just using a buttplug or something along those lines to intensify a regular sexual act (masturbation, sex). In the past i mostly attributed the increased intensity to the kinky connotation anal play has as opposed to the actual physical stimulations. Don't get me wrong, it feels good to play around back there, but its not really the main event? Like the cherry on top of the sundae, as opposed to the ice cream? I hope that makes sense. However tonight was a bit different. Having just recently acquired a dildo with a suction cup base, I decided now would be the time to take it for its maiden voyage. After warming up with a few videos and some well lubed hands front and back i stuck the rubber to the wall and backed up onto it. Now normally, i would just tug one out give a sigh of relief and hit the showers. But having never used a suction cup/wall mounted aid before it ended up posing some interesting challenges. In order to maintain good penetration with the dildo at the height i stuck it to the wall the angle at which i was holding my body didnt allow for any real good access to the penis by the hands. I had to kind of be up on my toes with my heels off the ground. Being a red blooded american man i was indeed too lazy to reposition the dong just yet. In the course of backing myself onto the thing it became very arousing, more so than ever before from any anal activity. I arched my back so my torso was more upright while still keeping my rear in position for the penetration. I worked back and forth on the dildo feeling more and more arousal harder and deeper and faster up to the point that i thought i could cum from it. I think i was really close to going over the edge but i just couldn't. Exhausted i paused to catch my breath and tried again. And again another each time getting so close to something but not far enough. During the act my penis went from rock hard to completely soft and everywhere in between and i leaked precum in a pretty steady stream. If i had gotten a reacharound im pretty sure i could have blown a hole in the wall. So the question for*/r/sex*becomes what the fuck guys? How come no one told me anal was so intense? Has anyone had similar experiences? Any tips for getting over the hump as it were? Also now my butt is sore, but in a good way! |
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07-20-2019, 06:06 PM | #13 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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Katie Cole sucks. Listen to how bad she fucks up this intro. Very unproffesional!
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07-20-2019, 06:25 PM | #14 | |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
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Quote:
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07-20-2019, 07:06 PM | #15 |
Consume my pants.
Location: Missouri
Posts: 36,099
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PITTSBURGH MORE LIKE SHITTSBURGH
PITTSBURGH SUCKS1 |
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07-20-2019, 07:06 PM | #16 |
Consume my pants.
Location: Missouri
Posts: 36,099
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NUKE PITSSBURGH
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07-20-2019, 07:38 PM | #17 |
Braindead
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Post in the drugs thread
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07-20-2019, 08:33 PM | #18 |
Minion of Satan
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So does Pakula still own this or do we have a new king?
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07-20-2019, 08:34 PM | #19 |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
Posts: 35,781
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07-20-2019, 08:35 PM | #20 |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
Posts: 35,781
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07-20-2019, 08:47 PM | #21 |
Socialphobic
Location: Your god damn living room
Posts: 10,000
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it was sold to Fuzzy Rose for 100$ CAD, he's such a big SP fan he only posts on the SP board!
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07-20-2019, 08:58 PM | #22 |
Consume my pants.
Location: Missouri
Posts: 36,099
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I've never been to Pittsburgh, tbh
I'm a fraud |
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07-20-2019, 08:59 PM | #23 |
Consume my pants.
Location: Missouri
Posts: 36,099
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If my name was Todd, it would rhyme with fraud.
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07-20-2019, 09:00 PM | #24 |
Minion of Satan
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07-20-2019, 09:23 PM | #25 |
Braindead
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07-20-2019, 09:29 PM | #26 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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hi ella! the board was down several different times in the past couple years but not for more than a week or so. you must have just got unlucky with times you checked
sounds like you're doing well |
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07-20-2019, 10:04 PM | #27 |
Minion of Satan
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Wow! It’s so cool to come back here and see familiar faces still posting! How are you going? Still down in Florida?
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07-20-2019, 10:10 PM | #28 |
Minion of Satan
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Who are the regulars here at the moment? Anyone crazy make a comeback that I would’ve missed? I really thought this board was done for sure...i checked prob three different times in the past years and it was gone...
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07-20-2019, 10:14 PM | #29 |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
Posts: 35,781
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Us worthless sacks of crap and FoolOfaTook are like half the regulars. Yo Soy is still active.
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07-20-2019, 10:22 PM | #30 |
Minion of Satan
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