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Old 09-21-2006, 07:29 AM   #1
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Sup girls and girlettes

ask me things, hopefully I can make 46 posts and hit 15k

then ill stop posting FOREVER

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Old 09-21-2006, 07:32 AM   #2
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WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 07:33 AM   #3
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WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
in heaven (everything is fine) of course

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 07:33 AM   #4
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WHY?
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Old 09-21-2006, 07:34 AM   #5
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just because

come on now guys these are too easy

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 07:35 AM   #6
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I was serious

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 07:35 AM   #7
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WHY?
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Old 09-21-2006, 07:36 AM   #8
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WHY?
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Old 09-21-2006, 07:38 AM   #9
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I was serious
i live in blackpool nowadays

craig i have images off i didn't see those there

the first one was caused by dead

the second one is entitled 'is it any wonder im tired, is it any wonder keane's fucking shite'

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 07:39 AM   #10
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Old 09-21-2006, 07:40 AM   #11
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Describe your normal speaking voice or the voice you'd like your posts read in.

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 07:40 AM   #12
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dale winton is straight - you heard it here first

paris hilton is actually really intelligent

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 07:44 AM   #13
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Describe your normal speaking voice or the voice you'd like your posts read in.
ah shit i had an mp3 of me reading the earbagger mcginty paragraph but my hosting ran out a couple of days ago..

i've uploaded it to sendspace, here.

who is boutros bubba? they've just tried to add me on myspace and no one's tried that for months

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 07:52 AM   #14
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I can't download from work so I'll be requiring a concise description of
your speaking voice as you hear it

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 07:52 AM   #15
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mumbly, pretty low, glaswegian :/

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 07:56 AM   #16
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Do you pronounce Glasow as Glasgae?

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 07:57 AM   #17
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glasgay?

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 07:58 AM   #18
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Yeah, phonetially either works.

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 07:58 AM   #19
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naw i say glasgow

but i say 'ahm fae glasgow' not 'im from glasgow'

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 07:59 AM   #20
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i say both at different times.

or i just tell the truth and say i'm from livingston

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 08:06 AM   #21
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Class. Getting it now. I'm hearing a slightly toned down Irvine Welsh speak.

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 08:11 AM   #22
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My favourite word Plunder sounds fantastic with your accent.

My Question to you is, What do you think of Braveheart?

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 08:12 AM   #23
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What do you think of Braveheart?
I've only watched it once, it was pretty pish and too long.

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 08:20 AM   #24
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I'm hearing a slightly toned down Irvine Welsh speak.
Irvine welsh and the accents in trainspotting are east coast, they tend to speak in a much more 'sing-song' fashion than folk from the west coast. ie. spud

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 08:21 AM   #25
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fuckin' hibs casuals

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 08:23 AM   #26
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Irvine welsh and the accents in trainspotting are east coast, they tend to speak in a much more 'sing-song' fashion than folk from the west coast. ie. spud
Ah ken whit ye mean pal. I saw the Breeders in the QMU in Glasgow. Were you there?

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 08:25 AM   #27
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naw mucker na'r seen um, aunly seen dEUS there YAHMANG!?!

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 08:26 AM   #28
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ken is eastcoast too

so is gash and doss

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 08:30 AM   #29
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Edinburgh is supposed to be a better place to live than Glasgow.
My other half might be choosing between the two for a college course.
So what's the scoop betty boop?

 
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Old 09-21-2006, 08:35 AM   #30
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edinburgh is nicer and prettier and cleaner, lots of tourists, and has more obvious history with the castle and cobbled streets, nicer scenery, but it's more expensive and everyone is fake

glasgow is bigger, uglier, more industrial, more modern and shopping oriented town, hardly any tourists, more genuine people but some are arseholes and some are nice folk, cheaper, but with lots more dodgy areas

 
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