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07-13-2016, 03:06 PM | #31 |
Braindead
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i'm so heppy
cuz today i found ma friends yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i love u i'm not gonna crack i kill u i'm not gonna crack i love u i'm not gonna crack i kill u i'm not gonna crack i love u i'm not gonna crack i kill u i'm not gonna crack i love u i'm not gonna crack i kill u i'm not gonna crack i love u i'm not gonna crack i kill u i'm not gonna crack i love u i'm not gonna crack i kill u i'm not gonna crack i love u i'm not gonna crack i kill u i'm not gonna crack i love u i'm not gonna crack i kill u i'm not gonna crack i love u i'm not gonna crack i kill u i'm not gonna crack |
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07-13-2016, 03:07 PM | #32 |
Minion of Satan
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THE BEST
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07-13-2016, 03:33 PM | #33 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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i saw the off spring and they played pretty fly for a white guy they nailed it
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07-13-2016, 04:01 PM | #34 |
Braindead
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07-13-2016, 04:13 PM | #35 |
Minion of Satan
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I think it's a pun on indie/Indian?
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07-13-2016, 05:28 PM | #36 |
Braindead
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Oh ok got it
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07-14-2016, 05:35 AM | #37 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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hey fuzzy this test run has been a massive success you are now ready to flog this to the highest bidder every self respecting online music website will want this money in the bank fellaz
were all adults here |
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07-14-2016, 06:00 AM | #38 |
Minion of Satan
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Surely there is plenty we don't already know about Lit and MxPx, fuzz.
The word is your orchestra. |
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07-14-2016, 06:17 AM | #39 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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the online magazines will love your rock 'n roll approach of promising a new factoid every week, but not delivering anything on time from the very beginning. that's the kind of "chill" people they love to work with. with this kind of attitude, you can ask for a raise within months.
money in the bank, fellaz. money in the bank. |
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07-14-2016, 06:32 PM | #40 |
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\m/ - - \m/
Due to popular demand and high volume of inquiries into this article, the weekly "Didja know!?" segment had to be pushed back a few days! Sorry to the legions of fans out there who were refreshing this page frantically every 10 minutes for the past few days!
DIDJA KNOW!?: That before the legendary top-hatted axe-slinger "Saul Hudson" became Slash and joined Guns N Roses that he actually auditioned to play in future glam-metal sensations Poison!? Yes! It's True! Poison was gaining growing notoriety on the Sunset Strip scene, selling out clubs like nobodies buisness before they parted ways with their lead guitarist. While it was definitely a stick in the spokes for their momentum the glam-rockers trudged on by autidioning new axe-wielders! A pre top-hatted Slash decided to audition and played his ass off but as he was leaving he saw C.C. Deville entering the door with his huge white hair and lip-sticked face and instantly knew that this guy would be the new guitarist. As we all know, things turned out quite dandy for young Saul Hudson! He would later go on to form one of the most notorious rock-bands of all time and contributed to some of the biggest rock anthems of all time such as "Welcome to the Jungle" and "Sweet Child O Mine" Just think rock-fans, it was very possible that in an alternate universe that Slash would be on stage playing such tracks as "Unskinny Bop"! Can you imagine!? See You next week and until then keep rockin' the fuck on! \m/ Fuzzy \m/ Last edited by fuzzyroes : 07-14-2016 at 06:40 PM. |
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07-14-2016, 08:42 PM | #41 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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hey fuxxyroes do you like sum 41
DOCTOR SAID MY MOM SHOULDA HAD AN ABORTION .................................................. ..............bortion .................................................. ..bortion ..........................................bortion |
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07-14-2016, 10:35 PM | #42 |
Minion of Satan
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I'm pretty sure the Slash thing is borderline common knowledge.
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07-15-2016, 02:29 AM | #43 |
Braindead
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Way beyond the border of "who cares"
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07-15-2016, 03:19 AM | #44 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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YES! ITS TRUE! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!?
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07-15-2016, 03:25 AM | #45 |
Braindead
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07-15-2016, 03:37 AM | #46 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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lololo!
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07-15-2016, 07:59 PM | #47 | |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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fucking slays |
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07-15-2016, 08:02 PM | #48 |
Virgo
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i'm trying to think of other audition stories
les claypool auditioned for metallica in the 80s is all i can think of |
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07-15-2016, 08:20 PM | #49 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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07-15-2016, 10:13 PM | #50 |
ILL KILL UR DOG
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07-15-2016, 10:18 PM | #51 |
Minion of Satan
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George Michael once Black Sabbath
I'm too lazy to tell the story properly |
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07-15-2016, 11:58 PM | #52 |
Virgo
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lol to both of those.
want details. |
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07-16-2016, 12:42 AM | #53 |
Minion of Satan
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After Googling it, it turns out that I fucked the story up and that it was actually Michael Bolton, not George Michael.
Which is a lot less funny, but still kind of I guess. Eh, not really. I dunno, my night is a little ruined knowing that George Michael never auditioned for vocalist of post-Osbourne Black Sabbath. |
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07-16-2016, 12:43 AM | #54 |
Minion of Satan
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This is why Fuzzy is in charge of the "Didja Knows?" and not me.
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07-16-2016, 02:08 AM | #55 |
Braindead
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did u kno marilyn manson's real name is brian warner?
lol what a doofus! |
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07-16-2016, 02:15 PM | #56 |
Virgo
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Manson played here the other night, and my friend's lady-friend is one of those professional groupies that promoters hire and give VIP passes too. She tried to give Manson a BJ and he couldn't get it up because he was too wasted on coke and booze and then he got really aggressive and tried to jam his rope dick inside of her.
Her legs are all bruised up and she came home crying. |
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07-16-2016, 02:16 PM | #57 |
Socialphobic
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Didja know that the bassist for SP is the little brunette girl on the cover of Siamese Dream?
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07-16-2016, 02:17 PM | #58 | |
Socialphobic
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In the Rope Dick Show. |
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07-16-2016, 02:45 PM | #59 |
Virgo
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HOW DOES IT FEEL? TO BE ONE OF THE BEAUTIFUL PEO-and there goes my boner
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07-16-2016, 02:48 PM | #60 |
Socialphobic
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I AM THE GOD OF FU--whoop, nevermind!
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