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Old 01-11-2012, 07:00 PM   #1
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I'll start.

Until I was in about 8th or 9th grade, i was really into professional wrestling.

My favorite wrestler was Bill Goldberg.

When I would mow the lawn on hot summer days, I would take cold showers. I would turn the water the coldest it could go and punch the water and scream, pretending I was Bill Goldberg during his intro when he walked through the sparks:





also, look at that dong.

Your turn, netphoria.

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 07:02 PM   #2
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I've had sex with an astoundingly high number of women. Every single one achieved orgasm.

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 07:07 PM   #3
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one time i crashed my car on purpose. I went to do it and there were workers there and I had to swerve and I hit a tree and had some damage but no real injuries. I was trying to hurt myself, and I was barely holding on to a job while being an addict and mentally fucked and I don't know what I was thinking.

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 08:08 PM   #4
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she didnt lose the $20 in the sheets. i swiped it while she was sleeping after she pissed me off. and i don't feel guilty about it at all.

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 08:11 PM   #5
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when i was an addict i stole whenever i saw an opportunity and now that I'm not sometimes the training comes back when I see money unattended to, purses or what have you. obviously i dont steal anymore but i wish the thought i would go away


 
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Old 01-11-2012, 10:01 PM   #6
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like seriously can we get a pool going on dogfighter coming out of the closet for real

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 10:15 PM   #7
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I'm more interested in him ragequitting.

I don't think he's gay tho. 28if is totes coming up on my 'dar.

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 11:03 PM   #8
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I already rage quit once. And I stayed away for at least half a year if I remember straight

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 11:04 PM   #9
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28if is totes coming up on my 'dar.
it was the scarf, wasn't it?

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 11:07 PM   #10
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I could confess some shit. but i'd have to admit it to myself.

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 11:09 PM   #11
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I sit down to pee most of the time.

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 11:28 PM   #12
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if I remember straight
Heh.

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 11:46 PM   #13
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I am Catherine Wheel

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 11:47 PM   #14
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I dance a lot while I drive. With my car.

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 11:50 PM   #15
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If you're telling the truth, then "greatest troll ever," but 90% of the people on here are too small-minded to appreciate it.

 
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Old 01-11-2012, 11:59 PM   #16
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i miss my ex like the devil

 
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Old 01-12-2012, 12:06 AM   #17
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can't stand paul mccartney songs


or the use of umbrellas

 
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Old 01-12-2012, 12:08 AM   #18
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We’re the anti-anti-anti. We’re not the fake rebellion. And we’re not the manufactured rebellion. We’re actually the real rebellion. ‘Cause there’s nothing more rebellious than being yourself.

 
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Old 01-12-2012, 12:17 AM   #19
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i miss my ex like the devil
I miss a girl I had a crush on in 2009, even though I have a smart, nice, fun, sexy gf who loves me like crazy.

 
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Old 01-12-2012, 12:24 AM   #20
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I'm a vegetarian but the other day I ate some pepperoni pizza rolls.

 
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Old 01-12-2012, 12:47 AM   #21
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I'm almost 23 and I steal shit from my parent's liquor cabinet on the reg (read: every night) because I am depressed and my life sucks and my day is not complete without drugs

 
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Old 01-12-2012, 01:11 AM   #22
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i can't let go of the past

 
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Old 01-12-2012, 01:53 AM   #23
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The only thing I can think of is I was a girl scout through the end of high school.
Much less depressing than other stuff in here.

 
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Old 01-12-2012, 02:20 AM   #24
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I have often tried to use big words to impress people and make them think I'm knowledgeable. But it always backfires because they end up not understanding what I'm saying to begin with.

 
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Old 01-12-2012, 02:23 AM   #25
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I was at a party with my best friend, and we took a dare to french kiss one another. We kissed, and other people found it really hot, but I was not into it and found out what side of the fence I'm on.

 
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Old 01-12-2012, 02:25 AM   #26
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I used to steal the more expensive make up from walmart with a method that I found that works nearly 100 % of the time. Walk around awhile, put the make up on the seat of the cart, then move my purse (which is usually big) on to the seat on top of the make up and shop awhile longer before checking out.

I was never caught. Yes, it produced a bit of a high. I would never do this without money to pay for it though. If caught, I'd just say "Oh man.... I forgot that was there". Then act embarrassed and get my money out.

 
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Old 01-12-2012, 04:29 AM   #27
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The only thing I can think of is I was a girl scout through the end of high school.
Much less depressing than other stuff in here.

I also think so.
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Old 01-12-2012, 05:27 AM   #28
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LOL

 
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Old 01-12-2012, 05:40 AM   #29
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That being their first post is pretty depressing.

 
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Old 01-12-2012, 05:46 AM   #30
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That being their first post is pretty depressing.
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