Billy Crogan genie-joke

[PuzzledMuzzle]

So a genie pops up in front of Crogan.

Genie: You get two wishes fatty.
Crogan: Alright, why not three?
Genie: Because you never released the final Metro show.
Crogan: Okay, my first wish is that my fanbase respected me again.
Genie: Sorry b0lly, that's one wish I can't make come true. What's your second wish?
Crogan: Well, then I wish I was relevant again.
Genie: So how big you want this fanbase?


Merry christmas you sappy dicks

[Butt Pope]

Billy Corgan walks into a bar. The bartender says, "tear garden by kalidescope is my favorite album."
Billy responds, "Monte, how long have you worked here?"

[trevorbrooks]

Originally Posted by PuzzledMuzzle

So a genie pops up in front of Crogan.

Genie: You get two wishes fatty.

quality prose

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Funy

[Slurpee]

Genie: Billy, stop rubbing your head all the time, I'm trying to nap.
Billy: (Files lawsuit)

[Lt_Beans_McGood]

Why did Billy Corgan cross the road?

to start singing with shitty vibrato and release shitty albums and get fat

[dreams of glass]

MACHINA RE-ISSUE

DEAR GOD PLEASE


*rubs genie furiously*

[topleybird]

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, orders a drink, nurses it for a while. Eventually another man enters the bar with a small entourage of beautiful women. You can tell it's Billy Corgan, but something's not right: Billy has a giant orange for a head.

The guy sits and watches Billy and his women order drinks and sit around talking all night. Finally, he gets up the courage to go over and talk to him.

"Billy," the guy says. "I'm a huge fan, always have been. Some of your records got me through some really dark times."

"Thank you, that's always gratifying to hear," says Billy, huge head bobbing.

"But I've got to ask you—" the guy starts. Billy interrupts.

"Why do I have an orange for a head? I know. Here's the thing. I met a genie, and he granted me three wishes, so I knew I had to word things carefully. For my first wish, I wished to be relevant again. Bam, granted. For my second, I wished to be irresistable to women. Bam, granted. And for my third wish, and here's where I think I kinda fucked it up, I wished to have a giant orange for a head."

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by topleybird

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, orders a drink, nurses it for a while. Eventually another man enters the bar with a small entourage of beautiful women. You can tell it's Billy Corgan, but something's not right: Billy has a giant orange for a head.

No this sounds right

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by topleybird

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, orders a drink, nurses it for a while. Eventually another man enters the bar with a small entourage of beautiful women. You can tell it's Billy Corgan, but something's not right: Billy has a giant orange for a head.

The guy sits and watches Billy and his women order drinks and sit around talking all night. Finally, he gets up the courage to go over and talk to him.

"Billy," the guy says. "I'm a huge fan, always have been. Some of your records got me through some really dark times."

"Thank you, that's always gratifying to hear," says Billy, huge head bobbing.

"But I've got to ask you—" the guy starts. Billy interrupts.

"Why do I have an orange for a head? I know. Here's the thing. I met a genie, and he granted me three wishes, so I knew I had to word things carefully. For my first wish, I wished to be relevant again. Bam, granted. For my second, I wished to be irresistable to women. Bam, granted. And for my third wish, and here's where I think I kinda fucked it up, I wished to have a giant orange for a head."

/thread

[Corgan's Bluff]

Originally Posted by robinsoncrusoe

*rubs genitals furiously*

https://twitter.com/JoeVw72bus/statu...55384993841152

[FoolofaTook]

Lol bElli. wat a silly hat! O bElli.

[glass85]

Jingle Belli

[FoolofaTook]

Deck Teh B0llz

[FoolofaTook]

For Whom Teh B0llz Tollz

[FoolofaTook]

good stuff, good stuff

[crabshack]

The Smashing Pumpkins walk into a bar. Billy Corgan says he is allergic to alcohol. Lectures you on chemtrails for an hour and has a big dumb head. Jeff doesn't leave a tip.

[smashingjj]

Originally Posted by topleybird

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, orders a drink, nurses it for a while. Eventually another man enters the bar with a small entourage of beautiful women. You can tell it's Billy Corgan, but something's not right: Billy has a giant orange for a head.

The guy sits and watches Billy and his women order drinks and sit around talking all night. Finally, he gets up the courage to go over and talk to him.

"Billy," the guy says. "I'm a huge fan, always have been. Some of your records got me through some really dark times."

"Thank you, that's always gratifying to hear," says Billy, huge head bobbing.

"But I've got to ask you—" the guy starts. Billy interrupts.

"Why do I have an orange for a head? I know. Here's the thing. I met a genie, and he granted me three wishes, so I knew I had to word things carefully. For my first wish, I wished to be relevant again. Bam, granted. For my second, I wished to be irresistable to women. Bam, granted. And for my third wish, and here's where I think I kinda fucked it up, I wished to have a giant orange for a head."

i love you

[Ram27]

play a record

[Mals Marola]

that was an amp joke right

[topleybird]

If you mean my orange joke, I got it from Hipinion at some point

I read it at a time in my life where a family member was huge into corny jokes and it got a pretty big guffaw over the holidays, so I will always be fond of it

[FoolofaTook]

Ill always be fond....

of....













wait for it






















YOUR MOTHER!!! AHA!

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

For Whom Teh B0llz Tollz

Lol this is one funny dude right here.