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Old 06-23-2020, 09:48 PM   #31
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Post Things to do before I die: Ride the world's tallest rollercoaster while high from pot

This is what my cousin and I intend to do this summer at Six Flags in NJ. Anyway, the real topic at hand is, have any of you ever taken drugs through airport security, and how should it be done?

 
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Old 06-24-2020, 10:13 AM   #32
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"He'll get bored of this," you think to your self. "There's no way this thread will make it to page 2."
no way, you're just getting to the good stuff!

anyway, up the butt obv

 
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Old 06-24-2020, 10:24 AM   #33
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thats what your dad said last night

 
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Old 06-24-2020, 10:24 AM   #34
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Old 06-24-2020, 10:34 AM   #35
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begone cretin

 
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Old 06-24-2020, 05:06 PM   #36
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Red face Does anyone have any cool diseases or conditions?

holy fucking hell how does a cyst that was removed soon after it appeared turn into this?! i had it removed and they can't sew up that kind of wound so i had to wear pads for a while because blood was coming out of the wound for a while. BFD.

some other guy has crohn's disease, but i don't remember who. that can cause all sorts of bowel troubles.

 
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Old 06-24-2020, 05:32 PM   #37
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Old 06-24-2020, 06:52 PM   #38
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Old 06-24-2020, 08:46 PM   #39
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There's no way he's getting a good reading angle with the laptop in that position. Dishonest people don't deserve coral shorts.

 
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Old 06-24-2020, 08:49 PM   #40
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Default So do you guys think Billy is fucking Nicole

I put my arms around Mike Byrne and Nicole at the same time at the Owata shoot to get a photo with them. So it's like i was in a three way porn video!

 
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Old 06-25-2020, 10:19 AM   #41
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what is this person even insinuating here, that Nicole getting fucked by Billy somehow makes photos she takes with fans a "porno" lol? or better yet, that her & Mikey-baby were bumpin' it up?

 
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Old 06-25-2020, 10:19 AM   #42
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just some questions i was hoping would be answered in the remaster liner notes

 
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Old 06-25-2020, 12:52 PM   #43
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For my entire life, I've left bananas unprotected. Sitting on the kitchen counter like a toddler in the middle of the freeway. Of course I worried about them. How would the delicate peel shield these wonderful treats from the unpredictable mayhem of my kitchen? Hundreds of times I have taken a banana with me without so much as a paper bag to defend it. Actually, It was normal for people of my generation to even drive with a banana riding shotgun, unbuckled. I cringe when I think about it. Since buying the banana bunker (yellow of course, holla!) I transport bananas with reckless abandon. I throw my bunkered bananas at co-workers, neighborhood kids and passing cars. Everything I always wanted to do with a banana, but feared for the bananas integrity, I am able to do now. I think everybody should have one. Mother's Day shopping just got a heck of a lot easier! Thank you, Banana Bunker!

 
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Old 06-25-2020, 01:25 PM   #44
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just some questions i was hoping would be answered in the remaster liner notes
Archaeologists current hypothesis is that the archived post in question wasn't the original topic post of the thread. The thread title was authored by one user, and this particular post another.

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Old 06-28-2020, 03:47 AM   #45
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Default Re: i am hard pressed to find a likeable person on this messageboard

I do fantastic things all the time, I just don't want to lower myself to posting my deeds on this board. I will recount one day in my life to give you a sample.

6 AM- Woke up. Ate two full boxes of cereal in a bowl full of wasabe instead of milk, then beat superman in a race to the heart of Africa, after which I cured all cases of AIDS there by power of my mind alone.
10 AM- Journeyed to the center of the earth as commanded by god, and destroyed the race of magma hombres who were.. probably evil.
1 PM- Engaged in thoughtful discussion with the pope during which I led him into a contradiction forcing him to admit that jesus was in fact the devil.
3 PM- Checked netphoria and settled all arguments once and for all with a single post of 5 words.
4 PM- Won an international male-on-male ice skating competition partnered with Brian Boitano. Later found out that male-on-male ice skating is gayer than regular ice skating.
6 PM- Was awarded my daily Nobel Peace prize for once again deciding to not destroy the world.
8 PM- Wrote a best-selling novel using only 1-letter words.
11 PM- Slayed a pack of dragons on the way to get a haircut.
12 PM- Went to sleep strapped to a cross with both eyes open, dreaming of deeds even greater than those I'd done.

 
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Old 06-29-2020, 02:21 AM   #46
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Default How I realized Billy Corgan, the NWA promoter is the frontman of Smashing Pumpkins.

Hello guys I thought it would be a fun story to share.

Yesterday I watched an episode of the show cold case, which is based on unsolved murders and will show flashbacks of the victim with the last contact they had, once the murderer was caught the song "Tonight Tonight" played which was stuck in my head and I decided to Shazam the song and do some research on the band. I couldn't believe that Billy Corgan was a rock star before he dived into the wrestling business being a booker.

 
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Old 06-29-2020, 06:39 PM   #47
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Default i think about killing myself every night

obviously i can't sleep.

i always think about killing myself in the bathroom. at first i was thinking of doing the hot bath, slit your wrists deal but that's kind of a teenage girl way to kill yourself. I was thinking that I want a forensic team to be cleaning blood off the walls for hours. just slash my wrists and cover the whole thing in blood, then take a magnum or something, sit in the bathtub and blow my fucking head off. that's one thing I figured I needed to do, i bet no one would even notice i was dead for two weeks if i did it silently.

sometimes I think it would be a good idea to get a noose and tie it around the balcony railing at one end and wrap the noose around my neck at the other and then jump off, snapping my neck. That could just end up being embarassing when it doesn't work, and i want to make sure i kill myself the first time i attempt it.

then i also think about how i'd go down in history if i took a bunch of people with me. like if i sat down in a restaruant and then just started opening fire. Or if I assassinated a prominent person. I'd be famous forever.

 
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Old 06-29-2020, 08:21 PM   #48
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i see a lot of girls in webcam videos and i'm still just as intimidated as if they are in still pictures

just wish one would talk to me...

 
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Old 06-30-2020, 07:34 PM   #49
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An intense music related moment was stealing Led Zeppelin's Physical Graffiti from the local library while tripping. I'm talking about the big ass old vinyl album here, kind of like analogue file sharing I guess, well maybe not. Anyway this wasn't the kind of thing I did and I'd not gone there to steal anything at all, basically I'd been tripping for a couple of hours at home and started to feel a bit twitchy so I thought why not go to the library, it's nice and calm there. So that's what I did, and it was really quiet, just me and some old lady putting books on shelves. I just mooched around trying to keep my equilibrium, decided to flip through the albums and that's when I came across Physical Graffitti, and it was fascinating - all the little windows on the cover were cut out so you could see the printed inner sleeve underneath, I was just playing with it, I couldn't put it down and then I just had this overwhelming urge to take it home. I didn't have a bag or a coat to hide it under so I literally just held it both hands and walked out the library. I got outside and started to walk away down the road when I heard the little old lady shouting at me to come back. Turning round I was surprised and somewhat shocked to see her decide to give chase - though hampered by obvious arthritic limbs. So I panicked and tried to run but was way too fucked to do that so I just kind of stumbled down the street. And this is where the whole thing took on an incredible nightmarish quality as the adrenaline surge and acid gave me over the top tunnel vision which made the street seem to elongate into the far far distance, even worse the old ladies shouts turned into an eerie shrieking. As hard as I tried I just couldn't get to the end of the road, my escape would just not get any nearer, and the awful shrieking would not stop.
Of course eventually the corner loomed into view, I zig-zagged through a car park and disappeared into a park still clutching the damn album.

The thing is this was decades ago and yet every so often I get the strange feeling that she's still out there somewhere giving chase & slowly athritically getting closer. Of course she will have died many many years ago but somehow that makes the feeling worse, much worse.

 
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