SARS-CoV-2 aka COVID-19

[FlamingGlobes]

I think I'm the only person who likes the Subway smell. Like, their food is awful but I like that smell. I also liked the smell of gasoline when I was a kid, so ymmv.

[Joey Goldberg]

the smell of their bread is undeniably good

[FlamingGlobes]

I still prefer the smell of my own produce

[mxzombie]

i like subway alright. it's trash food. who cares. i always get the same thing. a BLT.

[FoolofaTook]

i once found a fingernail in my chicken teriyaki sub

after i picked it out i ate the rest.

[Joey Goldberg]

funny, i had the same experience with your father's AAAAND TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR THE BIG REVEAL!

[MyOneAndOnly]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

I think I'm the only person who likes the Subway smell. Like, their food is awful but I like that smell. I also liked the smell of gasoline when I was a kid, so ymmv.

I bet you've tasted your own pee and love the smell of farts too

[topleybird]

Subway is okay and the sandwiches taste fine, but any time I've gone in one, I've started to rethink my choice because of that smell. They must have done focus groups and played with the formula until everyone responded "I don't know what that is. Is that supposed to be bread?"

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by MyOneAndOnly

I bet you've tasted your own pee and love the smell of farts too

yeah i like the smell of gasoline and my own farts too. never tasted pee tho. guess there's always another mountain top to climb.

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by MyOneAndOnly

I bet you've tasted your own pee and love the smell of farts too

Close! I've never tasted anyone's pee, but I do love the smell of my own when I've drank a lot of coffee or eaten asparagus. As for farts, they're like children. I love mine, but hate everyone else's.

[FlamingGlobes]

No, I don't have kids, but you get it.

[FoolofaTook]

Yeah. Totally.

[Joey Goldberg]

the chipotle steak whatever wrap is good

if i get a sub there it's the Spicy Italian & its very hit or miss because, in short, their promise of "Eat Fresh" isn't so much a promise as a uh, suggestion?

[MyOneAndOnly]

The actual subway in DC smells better than the inside of a Subway sandwich shop. And that nasty ass shredded lettuce, mealy tomatoes, and bland cheese.

[pavementtune]

Originally Posted by myosis

this has become a thread about mostly complaining, but the complaining surely will never end. Should there be a different thread to post actual info?

There should and you should make one, please.

I usually don't mind shitposting, but jesus christ, people, is the Chat Thread not good enough for this crap?

[FlamingGlobes]

inb4 LaBelle asks why every conversation turns to talk about pooping.

[FlamingGlobes]

But yes, pls Took. Enough of this crap.

[Joey Goldberg]

yes, please, back to the depressing articles on death and isolation, I was having a moment of blissful escapism people can't you just let me want to kill myself again?

[MyOneAndOnly]

[Eulogy]

Subway can be fine imo. But when it’s bad holy shit it’s revolting. I’ve had clearly bad spinach several times and once bread that was clearly not fully baked. I can’t even describe how bad it was.

Panera has good squash soup. You pick two with that and the bacon turkey bravo is fine.

Chipotle is always dependent on how well they roll the burrito imo. It’s rarely done well.

I do not work near good lunch options if you couldn’t tell.

[Eulogy]

I am still distraught over the destruction of Quiznos. Sometimes I have to go to a town that has one and I will always go.

It is so much better than subway or Jimmy Johns or Jersey mikes. I actually prefer it to potbelly too. And I like potbelly.

[ninsp]

Originally Posted by MplsTaper

NC governor calls possibility of COVID infection parties 'completely irresponsible'



Party at ninsp's house?

To be fair I probably would go to one and then just isolate for two weeks

[MyOneAndOnly]

Michigan Patriot stopped from liberating COVID hostages!

A Michigan man allegedly threatened to shoot central dispatchers, drive to a U.S. Coast Guard Station, steal a helicopter and then shoot up a hospital in a bizarre plan to free coronavirus patients, according to court documents unsealed on Thursday. The U.S. Coast Guard Investigative Service has filed federal gun charges against Jesse T. McFadden, a convicted felon who was in possession of a firearm. McFadden, 70, allegedly called Arenac County Central Dispatch staff on May 17 and threatened to shoot them, said Hampton Township Police Lt. Michael Wedding. He then drove to the Coast Guard station in Bay City “to steal a helicopter to further his plan to attack a police station and shoot up a local hospital,” according to the criminal complaint.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/michig...pital-feds-say

[Shallowed]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

never tasted pee tho. guess there's always another mountain top to climb.

You don't have to climb a mountain to taste pee. You can do it from the safety and comfort of your own home.

[myosis]

Subway gave me the shits the last few times... That was years ago.

[myosis]

hate the smell too

[qwerty sp]

Originally Posted by MyOneAndOnly

The actual subway in DC smells better than the inside of a Subway sandwich shop. And that nasty ass shredded lettuce, mealy tomatoes, and bland cheese.

Do you guys ever get bakery rolls/sandwiches?

[FoolofaTook]

no but i watched mccabe and mrs. miller. you were right, altman is fire.

[MyOneAndOnly]

Originally Posted by qwerty sp

Do you guys ever get bakery rolls/sandwiches?

yes, from a bakery. not a subway.

And I bake my own bread sometimes too

[MyOneAndOnly]

he knows he looks like a tool and a failure