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Old 05-17-2017, 05:35 PM   #1
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Finally watched Some Kinda Monster so I had to put St. Anger on to see if it was still the steaming pile of awful chunky vomit I'd remembered.

On the titular track, I was dumbstruck to hear Jims Hatfield bark this abomination: "I'm madly in anger with you." I had forgotten this line.

Where to even begin? It's sickeningly cute where it wants to be clever, it expresses nothing new or interesting, it's embarrassing to even think about let alone fucken sing over and over and over, it's emotionally black and white and thus boring af

Is it the most offensive lyric ever uttered? Let's find out together. Share your faves/tips!

 
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Old 05-17-2017, 06:22 PM   #2
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Some Kind of Monster is fucking amazing though

 
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Old 05-17-2017, 06:23 PM   #3
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Like imagine you would be in a band and decide that is what you're going to show your audience. Amazing through and through, 10/10, would watch again

 
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Old 05-17-2017, 07:57 PM   #4
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i find it amazing that what bothers you about that song is that lyric, and not Kirk's "U FLUSH IT OUT" backing vocals

to be fair it's a fierce competition

 
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Old 05-17-2017, 07:57 PM   #5
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A black day dawn at horizon
Where winter hearts our battlefields

The ultimate frost age desire
Oh snowflurry drifts these plains

Since the blast of primaries
We've conquered against the storm

Throning with will
And the sound of battle never ends

Tragedies blows at horizon
We ride as one
Tragedies blows at horizon
Our battle rages on

Tragedies blows at horizon
We ride as one
Tragedies blows at horizon
Our battle rages on

Thundering columns of fire
Majestic against the breeze

Gleaming my sceptre at hand
The wind altogether silent

Frozen of heart
Awaken from a time and risen

By the dying evening breeze
The sound of battle never ends

Tragedies blows at horizon
We ride as one
Tragedies blows at horizon
Our battle rages on

Tragedies blows at horizon
We ride as one
Tragedies blows at horizon
Our battle rages on


And the key to all this is to realize that Abbath pronouces sceptre as "sKeptre" LOL WAT

 
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Old 05-17-2017, 08:00 PM   #6
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Like imagine you would be in a band and decide that is what you're going to show your audience. Amazing through and through, 10/10, would watch again
completely agree

i'm still kinda shocked they put it out. especially considering how big their egos are. how come they allowed this? anyway it's probably the most visceral, brutally honest look at what it's like being in a once-famous 'biggest band in the world'

wish there were more of these

 
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Old 05-17-2017, 08:01 PM   #7
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that is maybe the worst line I've ever heard

 
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Old 05-17-2017, 10:13 PM   #8
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Like imagine you would be in a band and decide that is what you're going to show your audience. Amazing through and through, 10/10, would watch again
Absolutely, it was such a bitchin movie it even moved me to give st anger another chance

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 01:43 AM   #9
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I’mma make you my bitch / Cake, cake, cake, cake / Cake, cake, cake, cake / Cake, cake, cake, cake / Cake, cake, cake.


Lightning crashes, a new mother cries / Her placenta falls to the floor.

Now you get to watch her leave out the window / Guess that’s why they call it window pane.

Almost everything by Kanye

Lots of Placebo lyrics are terrible.

There's a lot of bad word strings out there.

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 03:20 AM   #10
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Now you get to watch her leave out the window / Guess that’s why they call it window pane.
haha

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 03:53 AM   #11
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Some Kind of Monster is fucking amazing though
agreed!

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 03:55 AM   #12
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wish there were more of these
have you seen loudquietloud about the pixies' reunion tour back in 2004?

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 10:41 AM   #13
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New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 10:44 AM   #14
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I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is, yeah

WOO HOO

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 01:11 PM   #15
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New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
this is what came to mind for me as well.

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 02:02 PM   #16
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As the straw lives on without"

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Old 05-18-2017, 02:07 PM   #17
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Old 05-18-2017, 02:09 PM   #18
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Old 05-18-2017, 02:30 PM   #19
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Cool in your pocket

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 04:09 PM   #20
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Definitely.

I SENT THIS BITCH A PICTURE OF MY DIIIIIIICK
I DUNNO WHAT IT IS WITH THEM FEMAAAAAALES
BUT I'M TOO GOOD WITH THAT SHIIIT

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 06:46 PM   #21
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girl I'm gonna make you sweat
sweat till you can't sweat no more
and if you cry
I'm gonna push it some more

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 08:07 PM   #22
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completely agree

i'm still kinda shocked they put it out. especially considering how big their egos are. how come they allowed this? anyway it's probably the most visceral, brutally honest look at what it's like being in a once-famous 'biggest band in the world'

wish there were more of these
I kind of understand where they were going with it. Nu-metal was still a thing and garage rock was all the rage. It was their way of merging the two. It's a hideous, unlistenable abortion, but it makes sense given the context and lack of self-awareness they possessed at the time.

Documentary is great though. Glad others agree.

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 10:49 PM   #23
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have you seen loudquietloud about the pixies' reunion tour back in 2004?
i have not

how is it?

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 10:51 PM   #24
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to be honest metallica are kinda responsible for some of the worst rock lyrics of all time

"WE'RE SO FUCKED
SHIT OUTTA LUCK
HARD WIRED TO SELF DESTRUCT"

it would perhaps be acceptable from a 19 year old making his break but like, a 50 year old guy? lol

 
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Old 05-18-2017, 10:52 PM   #25
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in Some Kind Of Monster they're working on a song that has the lyric "THAT WAS JUST UR LYFE!"

i always thought that particular lyric is honestly one of the worst i'd ever heard

"whoa....
dude... what the fuck was that?"

"THAT WAS JUST UR LYFE!!!"

 
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in Some Kind Of Monster they're working on a song that has the lyric "THAT WAS JUST UR LYFE!"

i always thought that particular lyric is honestly one of the worst i'd ever heard

"whoa....
dude... what the fuck was that?"

"THAT WAS JUST UR LYFE!!!"
That actually became one of the only listenable songs on Death Magnetic

 
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Old 05-19-2017, 03:33 AM   #27
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Life oh life oh life by Des'ree or whatever the fuck her name is.

 
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agreed!
I started watching it on Netflix a few weeks back.

The worst thing?

4:3 aspect ratio! Is it really that old?

 
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Old 05-19-2017, 03:40 AM   #29
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Life oh life oh life by Des'ree or whatever the fuck her name is.
Fuck, this is true

i still seem to remember something something "i'd rather have a piece of toast", lol

 
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Old 05-19-2017, 06:37 AM   #30
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I got my head checked
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It wasn't easy
But nothing is, yeah

WOO HOO
What?! I love this song and that first line.


 
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