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Old 08-11-2017, 01:56 PM   #1
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Unhappy my sphincter has been under huge amounts of pressure lately.

just saying: go easy. Hjälp mig!

 
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Old 08-11-2017, 01:57 PM   #2
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let's find a new spot, shall we?

 
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Old 08-11-2017, 01:59 PM   #3
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similar threads: TRUMP

 
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Old 08-11-2017, 02:01 PM   #4
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who missed sh sh shayne?

 
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Old 08-11-2017, 02:22 PM   #5
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what's ur myspace?

 
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Old 08-11-2017, 02:31 PM   #6
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I just had a terrible fart downstairs in the workshop and quickly exited, then came back in through the top door. My coworkers had come down in the meantime and they were all like omg it smells like straight garbage in here gross does the trash have to go out?

 
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Old 08-11-2017, 02:31 PM   #7
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I was just like lol

 
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Old 08-11-2017, 02:34 PM   #8
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I just had a terrible fart downstairs in the workshop and quickly exited, then came back in through the top door. My coworkers had come down in the meantime and they were all like omg it smells like straight garbage in here gross does the trash have to go out?
This guy! The worst!

 
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Old 08-11-2017, 02:42 PM   #9
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I'm watching jurassic park: the lost world and I have to say I have a t-rexion right now

 
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Old 08-11-2017, 04:25 PM   #10
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Sorry.

 
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Old 08-11-2017, 07:48 PM   #11
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Old 08-12-2017, 03:04 AM   #12
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I suddenly remembered how me and gf were on some random camera chat site and some guy was asking for 'bobs'

I showed my nipples to him and his answer was

'show she bobs'

that was a meme between her an me for a couple of years

 
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Old 08-12-2017, 03:04 AM   #13
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good story, Catherine wheel

 
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Old 08-12-2017, 07:18 AM   #14
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Bobs or gtfo

 
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Old 08-12-2017, 05:00 PM   #15
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i touched a girl's lips, butts and tits so far...no sex yet. but i blieve it will come true eventually..

 
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Old 08-14-2017, 02:59 PM   #16
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A good white tea always makes my sphincter feel a lot of pressure.

 
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Old 08-14-2017, 10:28 PM   #17
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my head sphincter feels a lot of pressure

when I am called to inflate pool accessories for my children

 
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Old 08-14-2017, 10:38 PM   #18
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Mom breath is the best breath. I remember begging for balloon inflation and then getting a whiff of it when we'd inevitably pop them. Although it may have been imagined

 
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Old 08-15-2017, 01:40 AM   #19
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i suppose if you literally grew out of another human you probably like the smell of them...but are you sure it wasn't just the smell of the balloon? i remember loving the smell of balloons.

probably because I never saw clowns holding them. if i had, that relationship would have been very different.

 
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Old 08-15-2017, 03:13 AM   #20
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how about clowns MADE OF BALLOONS? u like those?


 
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Old 08-15-2017, 07:27 AM   #21
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I hate the squeaking sound balloons make, it makes me shiver and wince ever since I was a kid.

 
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Old 08-15-2017, 07:44 AM   #22
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Cornstarch and chalk dust do that to me

 
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Old 08-15-2017, 07:45 AM   #23
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Chills running thru my body now thinking of scooping some starch

 
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Old 08-15-2017, 08:30 AM   #24
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I hate the squeaking sound balloons make, it makes me shiver and wince ever since I was a kid.
dah me too. i can't even stand to watch people handle balloons and i refuse to have anything to do with them.

the student gov't group at my school ordered a helium machine and i kindly mentioned (so that it wouldn't be a surprise) that i have a fear of balloons and wouldn't ever participate in using the machine.

 
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Old 08-15-2017, 09:03 AM   #25
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dah me too. i can't even stand to watch people handle balloons and i refuse to have anything to do with them.

the student gov't group at my school ordered a helium machine and i kindly mentioned (so that it wouldn't be a surprise) that i have a fear of balloons and wouldn't ever participate in using the machine.
Yes, as a kid i'd always ask for no balloons... took my mom a few years to adjust and think it was a legitimate problem for me.

 
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Old 08-15-2017, 10:56 AM   #26
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i know a guy who's allergic to latex, if you come near him with a balloon he will look at you with disdain and say 'Get away you and your Kryptonite'

 
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Old 08-15-2017, 10:57 AM   #27
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no actually he referred once to a latex glove that was lying on the countertop as kryptonite

 
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Old 08-15-2017, 11:20 AM   #28
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That gotta bring a whole host of other complications i'm sure.

Yikes!

 
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Old 08-15-2017, 09:35 PM   #29
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I was pretty confused when a bar/restaurant in town advertised their "Forro Night" on social media.

Disappointed to learn that it is also a dance.

 
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Old 08-16-2017, 05:19 PM   #30
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Got super stoned (go figure) yesterday and demolished a whole box of grains/nuts/raisins health shit cereal. Passed out.

Woke up a couple of hours later to take a violent shit. Think like scoriac lavas that restlessly roll type shit.

Foat's sphincter: hella raw.

 
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