Violent J of the Insane Clown Posse diagnosed with skin cancer

Mo · 12-20-2012, 05:50 PM

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DETROIT, MICH. — Joseph Bruce, aka Violent J, founding member of the Insane Clown Posse, released a statement to fans Friday canceling further tour dates pending his recovery from skin cancer. Doctors say the cancer was caused by carcinogens in the oil-based “dark carnival” style face paint, which Bruce wore at home and for all public appearances.

Oncologist Dr. Angstrom H. Troubadour said, “Sadly, the face paint not only caused the skin cancer but it also hid the tell-tale signs of growth before the tumor became deadly. Violent J is putting up a strong fight, but at this stage his chances of survival are slim.”

Over the course of a year, the survival rate for skin cancer that has progressed to this stage on the face is estimated at about 10 percent. “We’re hoping for a magical miracle,” said Michelle “Sugar Slam” Rapp, Bruce’s babies’ momma.

Shaggy 2 Dope, another member of the Insane Clown Posse rap group, stated “I’m switchin’ to motherfuckin’ safe face paints from now on. All you other juggalos out there, spray-paintin’ yourselves ‘n shit, y’all need to get real. Clown makeup ain’t no joke no more. Woop woop!”

Fans of the Insane Clown Posse were recently declared a gang by the FBI, and crimes by so-called “Juggalos” now carry extra sentences in some urban areas.

http://www.chronicle.su/news/violent...h-skin-cancer/

Mo · 12-20-2012, 05:50 PM

Shaggy 2 Dope, another member of the Insane Clown Posse rap group, stated “I’m switchin’ to motherfuckin’ safe face paints from now on. All you other juggalos out there, spray-paintin’ yourselves ‘n shit, y’all need to get real. Clown makeup ain’t no joke no more. Woop woop!”

Mo · 06:39 PM

Toast · 12-20-2012, 06:42 PM

Fuckin' cancer, how does it work?

pale blue eyes · 12-20-2012, 07:25 PM

Over the course of a year, the survival rate for skin cancer that has progressed to this stage on the face is estimated at about 10 percent. “We’re hoping for a magical miracle,” said Michelle “Sugar Slam” Rapp, Bruce’s babies’ momma.

Shaggy 2 Dope, another member of the Insane Clown Posse rap group, stated “I’m switchin’ to motherfuckin’ safe face paints from now on. All you other juggalos out there, spray-paintin’ yourselves ‘n shit, y’all need to get real. Clown makeup ain’t no joke no more. Woop woop!”

Cancer is terrible and all but I laughed pretty hard at the bolded passages.

Also:
Doctors say the cancer was caused by carcinogens in the oil-based “dark carnival” style face paint, which Bruce wore at home and for all public appearances.

He wore it at home? I am imagining hilarious Tobias in blue make-up like marks all over the house.

Trotskilicious · 12-20-2012, 07:38 PM

i hope he drops dead

Mo · 12-20-2012, 07:48 PM

Wearing cancerous stage make-up at home. Now THAT's dedication. Woop! Woop!

Mo · 12-20-2012, 07:49 PM

The whole Juggalo subculture fascinates me. I don't think I've ever seen one of them over here in Europe, which kinda bums me out. Why can't the hold a Gathering in the Netherlands? I mean, sure, most attendees would be there "ironically" or to score drugs, but still.

soniclovenoize · 12-20-2012, 08:46 PM

But isn't this a hoax?

Trotskilicious · 12-20-2012, 09:46 PM

you know if it is then that would mean that ICP is trying to get their retard fans to stop spraypainting themselves

i mean it would make sense it's not like clowns don't have safe makeup, and i dunno...i think you could be right but if it's a hoax then it hints at a common decency behind ICP and that's kind of a good thing isn't it

soniclovenoize · 12-20-2012, 10:06 PM

I mean, it's just a rumor spread around by people who don't really like ICP. Like that rumor about KFC having legless and headless chicken farms or someone taking a bite into a Chicken McNugget and there was a tumor in it.

Rider · 12-20-2012, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by soniclovenoize

I mean, it's just a rumor spread around by people who don't really like ICP. Like that rumor about KFC having legless and headless chicken farms or someone taking a bite into a Chicken McNugget and there was a tumor in it.

They have quotes from Doctors and members of the group so I fail to see how this relates to your examples in the slightest.

The entire thing might be bullshit, but your post is moronic.

lucca · 12-20-2012, 10:21 PM

it's fucking fake

lucca · 12-20-2012, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rider

They have quotes from Doctors and members of the group so I fail to see how this relates to your examples in the slightest.

The entire thing might be bullshit, but your post is moronic.

“We’re hoping for a magical miracle,” said Michelle “Sugar Slam” Rapp, Bruce’s babies’ momma.

Rider · 12-20-2012, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by lucca

“We’re hoping for a magical miracle,” said Michelle “Sugar Slam” Rapp, Bruce’s babies’ momma.

Yes and it's still nothing like anything Sonicmoron posted as examples.

slunken · 12-20-2012, 11:49 PM

its too good to be true

soniclovenoize · 12-21-2012, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rider

They have quotes from Doctors and members of the group so I fail to see how this relates to your examples in the slightest.

The entire thing might be bullshit, but your post is moronic.

Oh you mean " Dr. Angstrom H. Troubadour"?

Yeah you're right, he's a real doctor. Look, I even found a picture of him:

http://www.chronicle.su/wp-content/u...lthyasfuck.jpg

Trotskilicious · 12-21-2012, 11:35 AM

Dr. Angstrom Troubadaur: certified MD, graduated out of Southern Dublin Community College, with an extended residency as lead physician at the South Carolina Renaissance Festival.

Considered a nuissance by self-described “real” doctors, Angstrom maintains his is a legitimate practice. It should be noted, his oldest patient is 30 and dying.

Judge for yourself though. At the very least, you’ll have a good night of it.

soniclovenoize · 12-21-2012, 11:53 AM

He sounds completely legit. Dickrider is right.

Trotskilicious · 12-21-2012, 11:57 AM

debunked

Toast · 12-21-2012, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Mo

Huh.

@ 16:28- I didn't relize Rocky Dennis is a juggalo.

Raskolnikov · 12-21-2012, 06:54 PM

Yeah, too mindblowing to be true. Site looks fishy.

But, that "huh" link to that video - phew, know EXACTLY what I'm doing with 26 minutes of my life when I get back to an office setting where somebody's paying me to sit around all day and "work".

Trotskilicious · 12-21-2012, 06:57 PM

we already debunked it guy keep up

butthurt · 12-22-2012, 02:29 AM

Violent J is a cancer on humanity.

killtrocity · 12-25-2012, 04:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Toast

Fuckin' cancer, how does it work?

all around and you don't even know it

12-20-2012, 05:53 PM	#3
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12-20-2012, 05:50 PM	#2
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,964	Shaggy 2 Dope, another member of the Insane Clown Posse rap group, stated “I’m switchin’ to motherfuckin’ safe face paints from now on. All you other juggalos out there, spray-paintin’ yourselves ‘n shit, y’all need to get real. Clown makeup ain’t no joke no more. Woop woop!”

12-20-2012, 06:42 PM	#4
Toast Apocalyptic Poster Location: Woodinville, Wa. Posts: 3,281	Fuckin' cancer, how does it work?

12-20-2012, 07:25 PM	#5
pale blue eyes NOPE. Location: :/ Posts: 15,108	Over the course of a year, the survival rate for skin cancer that has progressed to this stage on the face is estimated at about 10 percent. “We’re hoping for a magical miracle,” said Michelle “Sugar Slam” Rapp, Bruce’s babies’ momma. Shaggy 2 Dope, another member of the Insane Clown Posse rap group, stated “I’m switchin’ to motherfuckin’ safe face paints from now on. All you other juggalos out there, spray-paintin’ yourselves ‘n shit, y’all need to get real. Clown makeup ain’t no joke no more. Woop woop!” Cancer is terrible and all but I laughed pretty hard at the bolded passages. Also: Doctors say the cancer was caused by carcinogens in the oil-based “dark carnival” style face paint, which Bruce wore at home* and for all public appearances.* He wore it at home? I am imagining hilarious Tobias in blue make-up like marks all over the house.

12-20-2012, 07:38 PM	#6
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	i hope he drops dead

12-20-2012, 07:48 PM	#7
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,964	Wearing cancerous stage make-up at home. Now THAT's dedication. Woop! Woop!

12-20-2012, 07:49 PM	#8
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,964	The whole Juggalo subculture fascinates me. I don't think I've ever seen one of them over here in Europe, which kinda bums me out. Why can't the hold a Gathering in the Netherlands? I mean, sure, most attendees would be there "ironically" or to score drugs, but still.

12-20-2012, 08:46 PM	#9
soniclovenoize Minion of Satan Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 5,595	But isn't this a hoax?

12-20-2012, 09:46 PM	#10
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	you know if it is then that would mean that ICP is trying to get their retard fans to stop spraypainting themselves i mean it would make sense it's not like clowns don't have safe makeup, and i dunno...i think you could be right but if it's a hoax then it hints at a common decency behind ICP and that's kind of a good thing isn't it

12-20-2012, 10:06 PM	#11
soniclovenoize Minion of Satan Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 5,595	I mean, it's just a rumor spread around by people who don't really like ICP. Like that rumor about KFC having legless and headless chicken farms or someone taking a bite into a Chicken McNugget and there was a tumor in it.

12-20-2012, 10:21 PM	#13
lucca Pledge Posts: 56	it's fucking fake

12-20-2012, 11:49 PM	#16
slunken Virgo Posts: 42,781	its too good to be true

12-21-2012, 11:35 AM	#18
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	Dr. Angstrom Troubadaur: certified MD, graduated out of Southern Dublin Community College, with an extended residency as lead physician at the South Carolina Renaissance Festival. Considered a nuissance by self-described “real” doctors, Angstrom maintains his is a legitimate practice. It should be noted, his oldest patient is 30 and dying. Judge for yourself though. At the very least, you’ll have a good night of it.

12-21-2012, 11:53 AM	#19
soniclovenoize Minion of Satan Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 5,595	He sounds completely legit. Dickrider is right.

12-21-2012, 11:57 AM	#20
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	debunked

12-21-2012, 06:54 PM	#22
Raskolnikov Apocalyptic Poster Location: California Posts: 2,252	Yeah, too mindblowing to be true. Site looks fishy. But, that "huh" link to that video - phew, know EXACTLY what I'm doing with 26 minutes of my life when I get back to an office setting where somebody's paying me to sit around all day and "work".

12-21-2012, 06:57 PM	#23
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	we already debunked it guy keep up

12-22-2012, 02:29 AM	#24
butthurt Apocalyptic Poster Location: on the internet Posts: 1,969	Violent J is a cancer on humanity.