Smashing Pumpkins.com Countdown

[Squish Squash]

Originally Posted by incubator

if u love darcy so much why don't u marry her

I’d have to meet her to propose now wouldn’t I? I’ve never met her unfortunately.

[johncg]

yet another announcement of upcoming announcements.

this one recalls the zeitgeist cover art by featuring the horrible new iteration of the SP logo in several colors!

thanks billy.

[incubator]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

How's Gary holding up? Give him my heartfelt thoughts and prayers (and hopes and wishes).

WPC fired him and he took it pretty hard. and I'm going to preempt you and say your dad took it pretty hard also

[FoolofaTook]

I know WPC fired Gary (your brother in law). That is why I asked about the status of his well-being. I am sorry to hear that he took it so hard. Hope he perks up soon (like your father's bulaweyo!!).

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by Squish Squash

I’d have to meet her to propose now wouldn’t I? I’ve never met her unfortunately.

Watch ur back bro. Corgan's Bluff don't brook no rivals.

[Joey Goldberg]

Corgan's Bluff is for sure married to either D'arcy or the entirety of GraveNextDoor (in a Tiger King type situation) by this point - there's literally only one other explanation for his literal prolonged absence & i refuse to accept that

[FoolofaTook]

Interesting. I can see (in my mind-eye) the TMZ headline:


CORGANS BLUFF AND PATRIC SALERMO SEAL TWO MONTH ANNIVERSARY WITH MATCHING PRINCE ALBERTS

[eviltimeban]

I think now the first one is just gonna be an announcement. The first "surprise". Does anything think we're actually getting new music in 10 days?

[Joey Goldberg]

no i think William Patrick Corgan is going to announce his candidacy in the 2020 presidential election (with running mate Jeff Schroeder, of course)

[MplsTaper]

via GIPHY

[incubator]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

I know WPC fired Gary (your brother in law). That is why I asked about the status of his well-being. I am sorry to hear that he took it so hard. Hope he perks up soon (like your father's bulaweyo!!).

My brother in law (Gary) sends you his best regards

[FoolofaTook]

[incubator]

Originally Posted by eviltimeban

I think now the first one is just gonna be an announcement. The first "surprise". Does anything think we're actually getting new music in 10 days?

All 5 are going to be announcements.

1. Gish 4CD deluxe boxset (due mid 2021)
2. SD 4CD deluxe boxset (due early 2022)
3. MCIS 5CD deluxe boxset (due mid 2023)
4. Adore 4CD deluxe boxset (due late 2023)
5. MACHINA 6CD deluxe boxset (due late 2024)

Shiny and Oh So Bright v2 will be quietly released sometime before the end of the year.

[incubator]

or it could be announcements of remastered versions Teargarden 1, 2, 3, Oceania and MTAE

[johncg]

billy lives on the superficial feeling of accomplishment he gets from making announcements. actually delivering on things consistently requires hard work and is no fun. but making announcements takes 12 seconds and immediately gets him the only thing he truly cares about: attention.

it’s kinda sad, honestly.

especially now that he’s been watching his mouth in public and no one cares about his music, it’s the only way of generating narcissistic supply he has.

[FoolofaTook]

Dear John,

This is going to hurt, but I wouldn't do it if I didn't care for your well-being.

I think you have an "attitude problem."

Sincerely,

ToolofaFook

[johncg]

sorry bates.

i have had too many mountain dews today.

bolly kroeger is a great man.

[FoolofaTook]

damn son slow down


and thats master bates to you, brosiah

[Gooch]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

damn son slow down


and thats master bates to you, brosiah

Your Dad masterbates!

[Gooch]

This place is getting way too predictable...

[FoolofaTook]

Are you just going to complain or do you have some constructive ideas on how I could "mix things up" a bit?

[Joey Goldberg]

that's a mighty lot to ask of a man who goes around calling himself "Gooch" !

[Gooch]

Look, I don’t want to get in the middle of anything, or in between anything’...

[FoolofaTook]

[Joey Goldberg]

This place is getting way too predictable...

[FoolofaTook]

[dustrocck]

Doomsday Clock remastered

[Ram27]

why'd he start the countdown so far in advance? i'm already bored

like taylor fucking swift put out an announcement of a new record with like 14 hours to go. that's all you need

and now i'm waiting like two weeks for what will definitely be a much shittier record

[Forgotten Child]

9 days actually

[Laundro]

Originally Posted by dustrocck

Doomsday Clock remastered

Jackals lick their balls