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Old 05-06-2018, 04:37 PM   #1711
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how did you manage that?

 
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Old 05-06-2018, 04:40 PM   #1712
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You better Czech yourself before you wreck yourself

 
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Old 05-06-2018, 09:02 PM   #1713
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Old 05-06-2018, 09:14 PM   #1714
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how did you manage that?
not sure. it's unlike me to forget my wallet somewhere. the bar we were at does not answer their phone either, apparently

 
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Old 05-06-2018, 09:16 PM   #1715
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Your mistake was dating a gypsy woman.

 
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Old 05-06-2018, 09:31 PM   #1716
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losing stuff sucks. I am like some kind of expert at losing stuff, it's just the worst. It's why I never carry much cash, because I've lost so much in the past.

hope you find it.

 
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Old 05-06-2018, 11:01 PM   #1717
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Man, anyone else here feeling a bit of anxiety about getting older?

It sorta hit me when I was messing around on a dating app the other day. Most of the women in my age group have kids and shit and are doing all this mature adult-stuff and generally just look sorta old. I realize it's the same for me too though, I'm getting grey hair sprouting in the sides (even though you can't really notice with the blind eye) and rocking a beer-gut. I realize I'm pretty much at the end of my peak youth. The days of hooking up with women who look like they're 20 are probably all but over for me. It's a little hard to come to grips with.

I was walking by a bunch of hip alternative kids the other day who looked like music kids and I was wearing some dumb band shirt and I kinda felt like they were looking at me like an old loser. It's those kind of moments where you feel really outta touch... I mean hell, 40 years old isn't even that far away for me... It's a trip to think about when I consider how little I've achieved in life

 
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Old 05-06-2018, 11:07 PM   #1718
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seriously, when's the last time you hooked up with a women who looked 20?

the other day one of my customers, scratch-ticket and pick 3/pick 4 gambling addict. about 60-65 years old. told me "i have this 32 year old girlfriend. and my old lady i've been with for 17 years. so what does stupid me do? pocket dial while i'm with my 32 year old. fuck, of course, always something"

don't be joe.

 
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Old 05-06-2018, 11:10 PM   #1719
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Man, anyone else here feeling a bit of anxiety about getting older?

It sorta hit me when I was messing around on a dating app the other day. Most of the women in my age group have kids and shit and are doing all this mature adult-stuff and generally just look sorta old. I realize it's the same for me too though, I'm getting grey hair sprouting in the sides (even though you can't really notice with the blind eye) and rocking a beer-gut. I realize I'm pretty much at the end of my peak youth. The days of hooking up with women who look like they're 20 are probably all but over for me. It's a little hard to come to grips with.

I was walking by a bunch of hip alternative kids the other day who looked like music kids and I was wearing some dumb band shirt and I kinda felt like they were looking at me like an old loser. It's those kind of moments where you feel really outta touch... I mean hell, 40 years old isn't even that far away for me... It's a trip to think about when I consider how little I've achieved in life
sounds like someone missed their saturn return

 
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Old 05-06-2018, 11:13 PM   #1720
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seriously, when's the last time you hooked up with a women who looked 20?

the other day one of my customers, scratch-ticket and pick 3/pick 4 gambling addict. about 60-65 years old. told me "i have this 32 year old girlfriend. and my old lady i've been with for 17 years. so what does stupid me do? pocket dial while i'm with my 32 year old. fuck, of course, always something"

don't be joe.
I dunno, probably about 3 years ago. I don't get laid a lot anymore, so I'm just happy to get any action when it arises. I still feel like I've done okay for a not very attractive man who doesn't make a lot of money.

But yeah, I buy a lot of scratch offs too, and us gamblers, we get to know each other and a lot of these guys are downright losers. Sorta scary cause I see a lot of myself in them.

I've started going on runs again though and have began with some light weight training. I feel like my minds a lot more clear after a workout... But jeeze I can't help but feel like I've squandered away a lot of what should have been peak years of my life.

 
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Old 05-06-2018, 11:15 PM   #1721
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sounds like someone missed their saturn return
What's a Saturn return? Is this a pun I'm unfamiliar with? lol

 
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Old 05-06-2018, 11:42 PM   #1722
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just imagine how hard it is going to be to have sex with hypothetical 20-year-olds when they find out you support donald trump

 
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Old 05-06-2018, 11:51 PM   #1723
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I don't know what it is, but Donald Trump seems a lot more popular out here. You talk to people and everyone HATED Hillary.

Nobody is exactly pleased with the job Trumps done... SO FAR, but people respect that he essentially ran as an independent and took on the establishment and won. I think that part of his legacy will be appreciated a lot more as time goes on and the history books are written. It was a monumental victory.

I think the tides starting to turn a little bit though. You see people like Roseanne who is a big time feminist, and outspoken guys like Kanye West coming out in support of Trump now. So I mean, the hysteria has definitely died down and some people are looking at things with clear eyes and without the sensationalism that surrounded the Trump campaign.

 
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Old 05-07-2018, 12:10 AM   #1724
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I don't know what it is, but Donald Trump seems a lot more popular out here. You talk to people and everyone HATED Hillary.

Nobody is exactly pleased with the job Trumps done... SO FAR, but people respect that he essentially ran as an independent and took on the establishment and won. I think that part of his legacy will be appreciated a lot more as time goes on and the history books are written. It was a monumental victory.

I think the tides starting to turn a little bit though. You see people like Roseanne who is a big time feminist, and outspoken guys like Kanye West coming out in support of Trump now. So I mean, the hysteria has definitely died down and some people are looking at things with clear eyes and without the sensationalism that surrounded the Trump campaign.
you are a willful idiot. Trump is probably the most hated person on the planet. please explain how he "won" against the establishment? He has been in office less than two years and his administration is going to go down as one of the most corrupt and beholden to lobbyists and special interests in american history. you have fox news dictating what he should say, the oil industry controlling the EPA.... how can you be fucking serious?

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Old 05-07-2018, 12:10 AM   #1725
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if he died there would probably be celebrations in the streets here

 
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Old 05-07-2018, 12:31 AM   #1726
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oh thank FUCK my woman friend found my wallet, it was on her floor and I get to go pick it up tomorrow night. there might be some kisses involved as well


 
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Old 05-07-2018, 12:34 AM   #1727
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Found a nice girl, found your wallet… I'm expecting Trump to die any day now. Let's make it three for three.

 
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Old 05-07-2018, 12:47 AM   #1728
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if we all work together

 
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Old 05-07-2018, 01:53 AM   #1729
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I genuinely assumed that date post was copypasta, but the follow-up has really thrown me.

 
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Old 05-07-2018, 02:04 AM   #1730
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i know, i wanna make "She had domoda with jollof and I got egusi with fufu and plantains. Seriously the best meal I've had in a long time" my screen name

 
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Old 05-07-2018, 02:58 AM   #1731
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lol

 
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Old 05-07-2018, 03:17 AM   #1732
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Man, anyone else here feeling a bit of anxiety about getting older?

It sorta hit me when I was messing around on a dating app the other day. Most of the women in my age group have kids and shit and are doing all this mature adult-stuff and generally just look sorta old. I realize it's the same for me too though, I'm getting grey hair sprouting in the sides (even though you can't really notice with the blind eye) and rocking a beer-gut. I realize I'm pretty much at the end of my peak youth. The days of hooking up with women who look like they're 20 are probably all but over for me. It's a little hard to come to grips with.

I was walking by a bunch of hip alternative kids the other day who looked like music kids and I was wearing some dumb band shirt and I kinda felt like they were looking at me like an old loser. It's those kind of moments where you feel really outta touch... I mean hell, 40 years old isn't even that far away for me... It's a trip to think about when I consider how little I've achieved in life
you're probably anxious about the things you like to laugh about yourself

you get what you give

 
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Old 05-07-2018, 04:33 AM   #1733
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there might be some kisses involved as well

Think of me when you fuck her

 
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Old 05-07-2018, 04:37 AM   #1734
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The days of hooking up with women who look like they're 20 are probably all but over for me. It's a little hard to come to grips with.
I'm being earnest and genuine here; I don't think any woman of any age is interested in fucking a guy or taking things further, relationship-wise, with a guy who feels wistful about "hooking up" with "women who look like they're 20".

 
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Old 05-07-2018, 04:38 AM   #1735
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oh thank FUCK my woman friend found my wallet, it was on her floor and I get to go pick it up tomorrow night. there might be some kisses involved as well

congrats! Best feeling ever (getting your wallet)

 
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Old 05-07-2018, 04:55 AM   #1736
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Old 05-07-2018, 05:15 AM   #1738
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drink more

thank u

 
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Old 05-07-2018, 05:37 AM   #1739
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well? this delay better be due to the shaving of bearded breasts.

 
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