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05-06-2018, 04:37 PM | #1711 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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how did you manage that?
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05-06-2018, 04:40 PM | #1712 |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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You better Czech yourself before you wreck yourself
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05-06-2018, 09:02 PM | #1713 |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
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05-06-2018, 09:14 PM | #1714 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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05-06-2018, 09:16 PM | #1715 |
Minion of Satan
Location: Banned
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Your mistake was dating a gypsy woman.
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05-06-2018, 09:31 PM | #1716 |
Socialphobic
Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria
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losing stuff sucks. I am like some kind of expert at losing stuff, it's just the worst. It's why I never carry much cash, because I've lost so much in the past.
hope you find it. |
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05-06-2018, 11:01 PM | #1717 |
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Man, anyone else here feeling a bit of anxiety about getting older?
It sorta hit me when I was messing around on a dating app the other day. Most of the women in my age group have kids and shit and are doing all this mature adult-stuff and generally just look sorta old. I realize it's the same for me too though, I'm getting grey hair sprouting in the sides (even though you can't really notice with the blind eye) and rocking a beer-gut. I realize I'm pretty much at the end of my peak youth. The days of hooking up with women who look like they're 20 are probably all but over for me. It's a little hard to come to grips with. I was walking by a bunch of hip alternative kids the other day who looked like music kids and I was wearing some dumb band shirt and I kinda felt like they were looking at me like an old loser. It's those kind of moments where you feel really outta touch... I mean hell, 40 years old isn't even that far away for me... It's a trip to think about when I consider how little I've achieved in life |
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05-06-2018, 11:07 PM | #1718 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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seriously, when's the last time you hooked up with a women who looked 20?
the other day one of my customers, scratch-ticket and pick 3/pick 4 gambling addict. about 60-65 years old. told me "i have this 32 year old girlfriend. and my old lady i've been with for 17 years. so what does stupid me do? pocket dial while i'm with my 32 year old. fuck, of course, always something" don't be joe. |
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05-06-2018, 11:10 PM | #1719 | |
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05-06-2018, 11:13 PM | #1720 | |
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But yeah, I buy a lot of scratch offs too, and us gamblers, we get to know each other and a lot of these guys are downright losers. Sorta scary cause I see a lot of myself in them. I've started going on runs again though and have began with some light weight training. I feel like my minds a lot more clear after a workout... But jeeze I can't help but feel like I've squandered away a lot of what should have been peak years of my life. |
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05-06-2018, 11:15 PM | #1721 |
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05-06-2018, 11:42 PM | #1722 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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just imagine how hard it is going to be to have sex with hypothetical 20-year-olds when they find out you support donald trump
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05-06-2018, 11:51 PM | #1723 |
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I don't know what it is, but Donald Trump seems a lot more popular out here. You talk to people and everyone HATED Hillary.
Nobody is exactly pleased with the job Trumps done... SO FAR, but people respect that he essentially ran as an independent and took on the establishment and won. I think that part of his legacy will be appreciated a lot more as time goes on and the history books are written. It was a monumental victory. I think the tides starting to turn a little bit though. You see people like Roseanne who is a big time feminist, and outspoken guys like Kanye West coming out in support of Trump now. So I mean, the hysteria has definitely died down and some people are looking at things with clear eyes and without the sensationalism that surrounded the Trump campaign. |
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05-07-2018, 12:10 AM | #1724 | |
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05-07-2018, 12:10 AM | #1725 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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if he died there would probably be celebrations in the streets here
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05-07-2018, 12:31 AM | #1726 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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oh thank FUCK my woman friend found my wallet, it was on her floor and I get to go pick it up tomorrow night. there might be some kisses involved as well
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05-07-2018, 12:34 AM | #1727 |
Minion of Satan
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Found a nice girl, found your wallet… I'm expecting Trump to die any day now. Let's make it three for three.
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05-07-2018, 12:47 AM | #1728 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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if we all work together
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05-07-2018, 01:53 AM | #1729 |
Minion of Satan
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I genuinely assumed that date post was copypasta, but the follow-up has really thrown me.
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05-07-2018, 02:04 AM | #1730 |
Braindead
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i know, i wanna make "She had domoda with jollof and I got egusi with fufu and plantains. Seriously the best meal I've had in a long time" my screen name
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05-07-2018, 02:58 AM | #1731 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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lol
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05-07-2018, 03:17 AM | #1732 | |
real estate cowboy
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05-07-2018, 04:33 AM | #1733 |
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05-07-2018, 04:37 AM | #1734 |
Socialphobic
Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria
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I'm being earnest and genuine here; I don't think any woman of any age is interested in fucking a guy or taking things further, relationship-wise, with a guy who feels wistful about "hooking up" with "women who look like they're 20".
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05-07-2018, 04:38 AM | #1735 |
Socialphobic
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05-07-2018, 04:55 AM | #1736 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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05-07-2018, 04:57 AM | #1737 |
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I'm almost drunk enough to send you pictures of my bare torso
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05-07-2018, 05:15 AM | #1738 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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drink more
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05-07-2018, 05:37 AM | #1739 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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well? this delay better be due to the shaving of bearded breasts.
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05-07-2018, 05:42 AM | #1740 |
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