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Old 06-16-2018, 08:07 PM   #1951
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Old 06-16-2018, 11:57 PM   #1952
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Oh god some brazilian dj used a sample of the harry potter theme in a funk song. I'm hearing it from next door. Gonna have to find this video and terrorize you guys.

 
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Old 06-16-2018, 11:58 PM   #1953
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Old 06-16-2018, 11:58 PM   #1954
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And yes funk carioca has nothing to do with funk music.

 
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Old 06-17-2018, 02:22 AM   #1955
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turalyonw3 lives there if I'm not mistaken, you could meet up and be good friends
Oh shit turdalien where u attt

 
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Old 06-17-2018, 02:23 AM   #1956
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I AM A NATURALLY OUTGOING PERSON AND LOVE FRIENDS

 
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Old 06-17-2018, 02:26 AM   #1957
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sometimes she sees me looking at her and looks away, which I don't mean to look like I'm always looking, I'm actually actively not looking, which is hard because it requires that I look to know where to not look and sometimes I look up and she is looking at me eek so I look away
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Old 06-17-2018, 10:42 AM   #1958
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Truly I tell you, anyone who will not receive the kingdom of God like a little child will never enter it.


 
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Old 06-17-2018, 12:26 PM   #1959
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I AM A NATURALLY OUTGOING PERSON AND LOVE FRIENDS
YES ME TOO I GO OUT ALL THE TIME AND HAVE BOUGHT QUITE A LOT OF FRIENDS

 
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Old 06-17-2018, 12:48 PM   #1960
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these wine coolers have 3.2% alcohol. i didn't even know things came with 3.2% alcohol. cheers?? i think these probably have more sugar than anything else

 
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Old 06-17-2018, 07:17 PM   #1961
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The only thing you'll get from those is heart-burn!

 
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Old 06-17-2018, 07:55 PM   #1962
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the bright side is one day you'll grow up

tomorrows my lucky day, yours too huh

 
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Old 06-17-2018, 07:56 PM   #1963
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Old 06-17-2018, 08:44 PM   #1964
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Old 06-17-2018, 08:55 PM   #1965
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I figured out her name and also nearly doubled my receiving rate because I want to be promoted now

manager bosslady was like "Mr. Elphenor!" and I'm bracing to be scolded, "you're exceeding production rates, good job"

 
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Old 06-17-2018, 09:01 PM   #1966
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I HOPE I AM WORTH THE $3.50

 
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Old 06-17-2018, 09:04 PM   #1967
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FUCKING SAVAGE

DRAG HIM KING

 
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Old 06-17-2018, 10:35 PM   #1968
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I dare you, nay double dare you to pull rank on me!!!

 
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Old 06-18-2018, 12:28 PM   #1969
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the more people keep saying that, the sexier it sounds

 
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Old 06-18-2018, 12:51 PM   #1970
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Imma pull your rank

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Old 06-18-2018, 01:12 PM   #1971
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yesterday night, I pulled Frank.

 
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Old 06-18-2018, 01:27 PM   #1972
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Old 06-18-2018, 04:25 PM   #1973
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I fuk now what I mean

 
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Old 06-18-2018, 04:29 PM   #1974
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I figured out her name and also nearly doubled my receiving rate because I want to be promoted now

manager bosslady was like "Mr. Elphenor!" and I'm bracing to be scolded, "you're exceeding production rates, good job"
opposite happened for me

customer ordered the house salad and I really did my best on it, it looked fucking amazing if I may say so myself. I wanted to eat the shit out of that shit (there was no shit in it)

I asked the cunt if she enjoyed it and she said 'uh yeah, was kind of ok'

FUCK YOU

 
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Old 06-18-2018, 07:20 PM   #1975
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manager put my name in to be in the next forklift driver class, one step below blue vest

I'll have to wear my big Morrissey glasses though because I can't see shittt

 
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Old 06-18-2018, 07:23 PM   #1976
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opposite happened for me

customer ordered the house salad and I really did my best on it, it looked fucking amazing if I may say so myself. I wanted to eat the shit out of that shit (there was no shit in it)

I asked the cunt if she enjoyed it and she said 'uh yeah, was kind of ok'

FUCK YOU
I'd eat your salad take that to mean what you want

 
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Old 06-18-2018, 08:31 PM   #1977
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i have a job interview on wednesday

also i probably have cirrhosis of the liver. doc hasn't called yet but i read my ultrasound results. at least i know my cause of death ahead of time? i already knew i had liver disease just not how bad it was. it doesn't seem like it's dying-within-the-year bad and i'm trying to not get ahead of myself but shit's not reversible you know and 10 year mortality for ppl with cirrhosis is more than 50%. assuming i'll have to have a liver biopsy to confirm which is supposed to be very painful.

pretty hard not to be very worried by this but i'll try to wait until my doctor tells me what's up. but it's in plain english on the report.

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Old 06-18-2018, 08:46 PM   #1978
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also the fucking laundry machines in my building, fucking 3 out of 4 are not working right and its pissing me off

 
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Old 06-18-2018, 08:58 PM   #1979
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reprise I really hope it's not that. Is it from the drugs, do you reckon?

I've come off all of mine and I feel like shit, every day

But when I stopped taking the duloxetine I felt a bunch of knee and ankle pain from all the excess weight I'm carrying, which was really scary. The duloxetine had been doing a great job of blocking it, I think.

This is such a standard cycle for me now I quit meds, lose a bunch of weight, fall into a deep depression, go back on the meds, feel better, gain a shit ton of weight.

stupid malfunctioning traumatised brain that refuses to heal.

 
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Old 06-18-2018, 09:01 PM   #1980
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tomorrows my lucky day, yours too huh
get your own jokes, romeo

 
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